Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Episode 3 Previews, Kittens!



The designers get hauled out of their beds in the middle of the night and forced out into the rain, while Keith utters the lamest of reality competition cliches.


And in this installment, meltdowns in the workroom!


[Videos: Bravotv.com]

64 comments:

  1. Terri is brought back for review. Could that be a win?

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  2. Mother Terri will make it better.

    On another note- what is Heidi wearing? And what did Sandra do to her hair?

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  3. How much can a person botox their face without looking like they have installed an air compressor valve? Sandra has definitely been to the service station for a few "facials".

    These designers need to stop worrying so much about their fellow contestants work and start making their shit look good. I am extremely underwhelmed by the level of talent that has been shown thus far.

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  4. Awww! Terri is the sweetest!

    She's so awesome.

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  5. I love meltdowns! The more the merrier!!

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  6. Is Stella having a relationship with Kelli??? Just wondering....

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  7. And one of the IGG (interchangable geek girls) is blowing a gasket at her model...

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  8. What the hell are they doing in the rain?

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  9. "hello, i'm patsy stone said...

    How much can a person botox their face without looking like they have installed an air compressor valve? Sandra has definitely been to the service station for a few "facials".

    These designers need to stop worrying so much about their fellow contestants work and start making their shit look good. I am extremely underwhelmed by the level of talent that has been shown thus far."


    Her face looks bloated, like she's had cheek injections and why did they pick her to be the judge this week? Another celebrity who knows nothing about fashion. f I remember correctly she used to make fun of models and fashion.

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  10. How is it that no one has mentioned Keith saying he was "Under the Gunn?"

    Hahahahaha...

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  11. "I had a feeling we might go to some bar."

    Hahahahahahahahaha. I love her!

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  12. Are they talking shit about my husband? Is my man under the gun?

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  13. Ok, Blayne is an idiot and he's not funny. Terri is so sweet. She's my favorite now :)

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  14. What is Cheroine making? It looks like another piece of crap.

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  15. Suede - oh god. suede is not there to rock it.

    and Leanne sucks. her last piece was not "too creative" - it was ugly. and getting revenge on your model is petty and lame and immature. GO AWAY, Leanne.

    also: I love Tim Gunn. I want to be friends with him in the worst way. We can go to one of his favorite bars and make fun of Cheroin.

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  16. "Heidi said: I don't think I'm falling off my chair anytime soon."



    I'm thinking there are at least a few people in the room who would be quite willing to help her out with a litttle shove.

    --GothamTomato

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  17. Oh boy! Meltdowns!!!!!!! Can. Not. Wait!

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  18. BTW anything that makes Tim want to slit his wrists then jump in front of a taxi? I gotta see me some of that! Poor Tim!!!

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  19. Looks as though they had cameras to me; maybe a redux of the "inspiration" challenge from S2?

    Love Terri and Stella, hate Blayne and Suede. Keep confusing all those brunettes.

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  20. OMG! OMG!! Who knew there would be pressure in the workroom? I always love the shocked, injured looking faces when some of the designers figure out that this isn't going to be a cakewalk.

    Poor Tim - this group seems to be getting on his last nerve.

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  21. I hope this time they let those poor designers pick their fabric.

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  22. "Gorgeous Things said...
    BTW anything that makes Tim want to slit his wrists then jump in front of a taxi? I gotta see me some of that! Poor Tim!!!"



    I just saw Tim on Regis & Kelly this morning, and he said that he rarely agrees with the judges. I think he might have also said something about wanting to scream at Heidi, Nina & Michael, (but I was just waking up).

    BTW, today is his birthday.

    --GothamTomato

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  23. Sandra looks ghastly. Girl, what have you done?

    In this preview, Suede got on my last nerve. It's over. another laura believes Suede is not rockin' it.

    And on another note, I think I may officially be over Keith, as well. I can't handle the kerchief around the head, I can't handle the reality show banalities.

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  24. Oh, Keith. Such a shame.

    Yeah for Terri, though! I continue to like her very much.

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  25. "Leanne sucks. her last piece was not "too creative" - it was ugly. and getting revenge on your model is petty and lame and immature. GO AWAY, Leanne"

    Okay, I agree that Leanne's outfit sucked, and she's in trouble if she thinks that being told she needs to "edit" and that her outfit looked like a "high school project" equals being "too creative." BUT, she absolutely had a right to tell off her dimwit model who didn't seem to realize that if her designer went home so would she. (Like another designer is going to scoop up a backstabbing model bitch who also has bad taste in fabric.)

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  26. Leanne, do not blame your model for what happened on the runway! YOU designed it, you are responsible for defending it! She's wasn't your "team" member, for god's sake.

    God, I hope she leaves soon.

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  27. Terri is so sweet. I love her!

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  28. Blayne gets on my nerves so badly. I can't explain and emphasize enough how much I dislike Blayne de Soleil.

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  29. Leanne reminds me of Marie Genevieve from PR:Canada, and looking at her stuff I thought she could do well. Unfortunately, I don't see her pulling away from the pack so far, and blaming her model is very unprofessional.

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  30. I really can't fault Leanne for having a disciplinary chat with her model. Although her delivery was poor and whiny and probably ineffective, the model really should have been more supportive. It's her job to "sell" the clothes to the best of her ability.

    As for the "I'm too creative" comment... Someone (Nina?) said Leanne had lots of good ideas, but she was including too many in one design. That could be construed as "I'm too creative". She's really missing the point, but if she's really that dense, it isn't her fault. She's just... stupid. It's like hating a puppy for weeing on the floor. The puppy can't help it.

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  31. "Her face looks bloated, like she's had cheek injections and why did they pick her to be the judge this week? Another celebrity who knows nothing about fashion. If I remember correctly she used to make fun of models and fashion"

    Agreed. It's sad that the producers of the show seem to think that the best way to keep the ratings up is to wheel out a lot of celebrity freaks. Clearly this is a strategy, hence the posting on the Bravo website of all the upcoming guest judges.
    Is this really who the producers/Bravo think are the main audience for the show? (Or are they deliberately trying to sabotage the franchise?) Although moving to Lifetime is worrying (poor taste, darlings) I have to admit that the current producers seem bored, bored, bored.

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  32. i'm going to produce a reality competition show where the whole point is to be the best at making friends. There would be challenges like races to make the most friendship bracelets, who can best hold the others' hair back after a night of racous drinking, tough love talks about loser boy or girl friends...the works. It would be the one time in the history of reality tv where we wouldn't hear that horrible, asinine cliche'. The winners would get free texting for life and a 'be fri / st ends' necklace.

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  33. for a second there, I thought they're gonna have to work the street corner for their design budget!!!

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  34. Drama, drama, drama...I love it!

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  35. Did she really say New York Night Life Afficionado?

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  36. lmao, kana, at your reality show. I saw a mash up of various contestants on various shows reciting the "I'm not here to make friends" comment...how can anyone say it without irony anymore?

    Blayne waddling out the door, wearing his backpack like a pregnant belly? What a tool.

    Whomever has so upset our Tim needs to just cut it the hell out.

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  37. "Anonymous said...

    for a second there, I thought they're gonna have to work the street corner for their design budget!!!"


    I'll take Keith. My place or his place?

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  38. "Whomever has so upset our Tim needs to just cut it the hell out"
    Actually, a pissed-off Tim is exactly what I'm hoping for. These contestants need some high-toned gay bitch slapping from my boy Tim. It's the only thing that is keeping him awake at this point.

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  39. I'm a little concerned, possums, because I have to admit that watching the previews I was ALMOST amused by Blayne and Cheroin. On the other hand, every time Suede speaks to the camera you makes me want to retch. Can't wait for Dandelion boy to be auf'd. There are so many middling talents on the show though, who knows when that day will come!

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  40. Sorry to all the Keith lovers, but he has that weird blink that you see exaggerated in cartoons by someone who's just about to lose it.

    Terri is the comfort person!

    Blayne de Soleil looks like he's trying to hypnotize his way to the win. And as someone who HATES extraneous noise when I'm working, I would go just as crazy as those designers with Stella's mallet-art. Makes me think that Jeffrey really did have a good rock design aesthetic.

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  41. Forget waterboarding. Have Stella and Leanne question terrorist suspects for a few hours in those monotone voices. Or have Suede refer to himself in the third person or Blayne just be himself for a couple of days. Please, mother of God, make them stop!

    I do heart Terri though. I'm thinking she goes far.

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  42. Leanne, you clueless dolt. "Too creative" wasn't the problem. And "too many ideas" doesn't mean "creative". It means "stick a lot of s*** on a dress and hope it works". She doesn't get it. The moron thought she was gonna win last week!

    Terri's great, don't mind Kelli and Daniel, have a soft spot for Stella's whacked-out self. The rest of them, whatevah.

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  43. So glad PR5 picked judges known for their knowledge, taste and style. Oh, never mind: they got Sandra Bernhardt.

    And I'm wondering; with all this Sturm und Drang from St. Tim, is he getting the exit edit and won't reappear in PR6?

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  44. So far, I'm not impressed with the judges. Give me well-established designers who know what the heck they're talking about.

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  45. I can't wait! It looks like fun!

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  46. Terri is cool : )

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  47. Blayne's trying too hard. Read my lips: YOU. ARE. NOT. CHRISTIAN.

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  48. Whoa Sandra, lay off the botox gurl!

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  49. Did I really hear Kelli say "eckspecially"? Wow. What a buzzkill.

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  50. "Fnarf said...

    Did I really hear Kelli say "eckspecially"? Wow. What a buzzkill."


    No, she didn't. I have to watch it again.

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  51. Hahaha, that was the least enthusiastic exchange between Heidi and the designers. For a chance at $100,000, you'd think they'd be a bit more excited? This season really is whiny.

    And I wonder if anyone will ever call out Stella, if she keeps malleting her way to greatness? Would the judges hold it against her, for interrupting her fellow designers' concentration?

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  52. YAY another episode god I love this show. It never gets old.

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  53. Great, I can't wait to see Cheroin hammering some shit. Did she finally get her leather?

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  54. Tokyodoll, she did. 27 seconds left in the "Out In The Rain" preview. "Eckspecially". Not as bad as "Suede is here to ROCK it", but bad.

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  55. ... I just realized that Keith is looking a little pedophile-y.

    Anyway, I hope Terri gets top 3 next episode. She seems like a sweet person.

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  56. Keith cannot be eliminated! He's too hot ... even with the rat tail.
    Yay for meltdowns! Is it me or is this season less boring than the last?

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  57. Sandra Bernhardt is ranked on a list of Most Obnoxious Public Figure of All. I can't stand her!

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  58. Agreed - "Blayne waddling out the door, wearing his backpack like a pregnant belly? What a tool."


    I noticed him with his waddle and wondered whether he was 9 month pregnant? Hmm - "what a tool" seem like an appropo quote.

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  59. Daniel has got to shave! His "shadow" has me on the verge of vomiting every time I look at him.

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  60. "Rachel said...

    Leanne, do not blame your model for what happened on the runway! YOU designed it, you are responsible for defending it! She's wasn't your "team" member, for god's sake.

    God, I hope she leaves soon."


    She picked the shitty fabric.

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  61. I like Mean Keith. That's hot.

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  62. Leanne is boring and mousy. She's like that passive-aggressive friend in high school who would get upset at you but would never say anything except to discuss it with everyone else behind your back. "Silent Fashion Assassin," I think not.

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  63. "Give me well-established designers who know what the heck they're talking about."

    I think the two judges we've had so far have been appropriate. Natalie Portman did fine altho she didn't seem that fashion-savvy.

    However, I have no clue in what context does Sandra Bernhardt qualifies as a judge.

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  64. BTW anything that makes Tim want to slit his wrists then jump in front of a taxi?
    He saw SB's so called "face"

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