Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Project Runway at the Sex and the City Premiere, NYC

Well, let's get this started, shall we?


Sarah Jessica Parker in Nina Ricci from the Spring 2008 RTW collection.




The dress is beautiful and appropriately dramatic, although she's probably a little too short for it. And SJP? As gays, we feel it's time to tell you that the ship has sailed on that hairdo.


Cynthia Nixon in Narciso Rodriguez Fall 2008 RTW
Kristin Davis in Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2008
Kim Cattrall in Vivienne Westwood

Apparently the ladies all got together and decided to go metallic, but Cynthia said "Fuck that. I've been looking SPECTACULAR lately." Kristin once again lapses into dowdy land and Kim once again goes for the rumpled bedsheet look.


Christian getting his schmooze on with Lisa.


Her dress is cute enough but she should've worn a different bra.


Pat Field, looking like ... Pat Field.


Fern Mallis, classy, as always.


Donna Karan, a mess, as always.

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[Photos: WireImage/Getty Images/Celebutopia]

129 comments:

  1. Oh, Kim, honey, NO on the vagina pockets. WTF? Were you needing to adjust something down there?

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  2. and what about Kim's butt flaps? or wtf were those??? awful!
    I really like SJP dress and the hair looks beautiful to me....
    Cynthia seems kind of washed out with that white dress...

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  3. SJP looks great in the dress, the dress itself is divine....not loving the hair though...

    The color of Kim's dress is fab on her and I love how her make up looks but the dress is FUG. WHAT is it with pockets on dresses??!! And those panel things on the sides just look messy.....

    Kristin looks ok, love her shoes but not sure if I hate her dress or not.....seems like too much gold, too puffy and too.....everything else.....LOL

    Cynthia's make up looks great and ditto hair but her dress looks a bit boring.....and she looked a little washed out in some pics.....

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  4. My crush on Cynthia Nixon just keeps growing and growing.

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  5. OH! LOVE Jennifer Hudson! She looked FABULOUS and I LOVE her hair!!

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  6. SJP's dress is GORGEOUS! She looks like a goddess. The others look OK. I hate Kim's dress. If you want to look glamorous, don't wear VW.

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  7. "Tlo said: Her dress is cute enough but she should've worn a different bra."



    That is not an exposed bra strap: It is a witty, post-feminist commentary about the expectations modern society places on women. Or maybe just an ode to New Jersey.

    Either way, what I'm really wondering is, whether Cynthia Nixon was upset that Princess stole her shirt. Are there any 'All About Eve' type pictures on the wire services of him trying to shove her out of the way so he could pose with his sisters in metallics?

    --GothamTomato

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  8. I'm with Laura...total girl crush on C. Nixon. She just keeps getting more and more gorgeous.

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  9. Well, I have to say that this is an improvement on the European premiere photos TLo provided to us.

    Love the Nina Ricci dress and the jewelry and makeup are also right on. Good thing SJP got it together for New York City.

    Cynthia in white? uhuh. I rather like Kristin's dress, but I also rather liked the green number from last week.

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph, who is putting Kim in these dresses? Is it Pat Field? That woman just has no right to dress anybody, looking like that.

    Thanks for the commentary, TLo, I rely on you for my morning coffee spit take.

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  10. SJP looks amazing in that dress. Huge improvement!! She saved the best for last.

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  11. That Nina Ricci dress is TO. DIE. FOR. I think I'm gonna cry, I want that dress. LOL.

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  12. Isn't Pat Field wearing one of the dresses that the meat packing district tranny whores were wearing

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  13. I actually like Kim Cattrall's dress. Donna Karan has GOT to wear a bra. And those shoes? Ugh!

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  14. SJP - Beautiful dress, jewelry, makeup...
    Cynthia - Nice dress, I hate the color.
    Kristin - Way too shiny, me no like it.
    Kim - WTF???
    Jennifer - Gorgeous! I love the hair.

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  15. If SJP would move that center part one side or the other she would look great. As it is she looks like she's being sliced down the middle. I love how the gown color matches her eyes.

    I'd love to know what Donna Karan thinks when she looks at herself in the mirror! It's like she can't decide whether she's has an edgy city vibe or should be strolling the beach looking for sea glass.

    BrianB

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  16. Oh wait - I just saw the pictures of the back of Kim's dress. Strike what I said. It's probably one of those dresses that looks great on a dress form but god help the real woman who wears it.

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  17. Love, love, love the Nica Ricci dress and it looks great on SJP. Accessories are also a hit. I don't like the heavy black eyeliner on her - it makes her eyes look very small. She's got a bit of a squint anyway, and this is a really harsh, unflattering look for her.

    Cynthia looks gorgeous from the neck up - her hair and make-up are fab but the dress - meh.

    I'm on the fence about Kristin's dress - didn't like it at all in the group pic but it looks kind of great in the close-ups. She should ditch the heavy black eyeliner also but damn, she's gorgeous.

    The color of Kim's dress is beautiful and there were some interesting ideas there but oh, what a mess!

    Loved everything about Jennifer Hudson's look.

    Princess and his "date," Donna Karan and Pat Field - out! Every one of them.

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  18. SJP looks gorgeous. I'm not bothered by the hair, and I like that it's now a more natural shade.

    Kristin is continuing on with her tribute to Mamie Eisenhower. And Kim, Yikes! Did Christian rework Maddy's prom dress for her?

    As for Pat Field...She can get away with dressing like that, in the same way the Betsey Johnson can, but my objection to it is that it gives stupider (clueless) women the license to think they can get away with dressing like that as well (and just anywhere). The result is that the innocent, unsuspecting public has the sight of wrinkly 60 year old bare legs inflicted upon us.

    A case in point: This past weekend, I was minding my own business, sitting in front of the Metropolitain Museum of Art when what do I see lumbering along up 5th Ave, on the arm of a bad comb-over? A 60-something year old woman; badly bleached hair, tight, low-cut top, wrinkly cleavage on a platter, mini, mini skirt, Manolos and bare WRINKLY legs. She looked like Carmella Soprano on acid. At some point you need to have a little dignity, (or aesthetic sense) and cover that shit up.

    And if they can't have any dignity, at least have some compassion for the general public, who may have just eaten, and do not need to see that.

    --GothamTomato

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  19. Where does one begin?? SJP: Gorgeous dress, bad hair.
    Cynthia: Lovely dress, though didn't like her in white.
    Kristin: Another 50's throwback.
    Kim: It's just getting worse and worse.
    Donna Karan: spew
    Jennifer Hudson: A little tight, and the gals are spilling all over the place.
    That all being said, I want Fern's outfit!!!!
    ----StkrShock

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  20. Maybe it's the photo, but doesn't Lisa's dress look- as Heidi would say- "a little home sewn?"

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  21. "Brian B said: I'd love to know what Donna Karan thinks when she looks at herself in the mirror! It's like she can't decide whether she's has an edgy city vibe or should be strolling the beach looking for sea glass."



    I think she looks like she swam there from Long Island, and got caught in some fishing nets along the way.

    --GothamTomato

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  22. I can't stop looking at Sarah Jessica Parker's dress. That dress is beyond fabulous! She looks simply divine in it. Thank you for the great pictures, kittens, as usual.

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  23. I couldn't agree more on SJP's hair. And it isn't like she wears it in heavy, unflattering hanks all the time. She does occasionally dress it for an event. Just not enough of them.

    Also, what does Donna Karan have against foundation garments?

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  24. SJP looks great and the dress is gorgeous but I think she's a bit too short to pull it off.

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  25. Maybe I'm crazy, but WTF is wrong with SJP's arm in the third photo? There's a weird bit of skin that connects her arm and her chest. What do you think caused this?

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  26. I agree, SJP's dress may be the best one yet. I actually thought it made her look taller. I'm of two minds about Kristin. She looks better in the close ups than in that group pic. My only quibble with Cynthia's dress is that her neck is so long, wearing that low cut white dress somehow made her look like her chest had dropped to her stomach. But I don't know why it didn't seem like that with her other dresses. I would die for that swan neck.

    All in all, though, SJP wins for wearing the biggest risks through these premieres and Cynthia wins for consistently looking great.

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  27. SJP looks like a princess, I love her dress. Kim, seriously, what was she thinking? Cynthia looks good and Kristin is always playing safe.

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  28. Jennifer looks like she could burst at any moment. The dress was too tight.

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  29. I love Nina Ricci and I love that dress on SJP!

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  30. Gorgeous, what a perfect choice for the premiere she looks like a goddess, love the necklace and hair too.

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  31. For the first time at any of these premiers, SJP finally outshines the rest of the cast. That dress is amazing, and she looks stunning.

    The rest are meh. Cynthia looks good, but not as good as she did at the other red carpet events.

    oooh, I love me some PPS. Work it out with your gold frilly shirt, honey.

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  32. SJP's dress is lovely, but I'm distracted by her eye makeup -- her eyes look small and squinty.

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  33. " Saskia said...

    SJP's dress is lovely, but I'm distracted by her eye makeup -- her eyes look small and squinty."

    Too many plastic surgeries.

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  34. SJP looks STUNNING. I'm so in love with that dress - a look as perfect for a premiere as a wedding day.

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  35. I hate those tinfoil dresses. They look cheap.

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  36. SJP looks beautiful. I love her hair!

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  37. GORGEOUS!!!!
    I died and went to gay heaven. She looks GORGEOUS!!!

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  38. PPS needs to start designing something else. It's always the same look.

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  39. SJP looks stunning.
    Kristin Davis looks like she's going to prom.
    Cynthia Nixon looks washed out, but beautiful.
    Kim Cattrall, at 50, looks fab, but the dress is wonky. It just looks like it needs to be pulled up and the pockets are horrible.
    Donna Karan looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster.
    Jennifer Hudson should have worn a dress 2 sizes larger.

    OK, I'm done.

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  40. Amazing dress and hair, my favorite of the bunch for sure!

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  41. The dress is too long. She looks like a midget.

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  42. I think SJP looks great - although I agree that she's a touch short for the dress.

    Cynthia Nixon looks very nice - especially if she's auditioning for Broadway revivals of One Touch of Venus, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum or Out of This World.

    Kristin and Kim need interventions STAT!

    Is Christian's shirt leftover from a PR challenge? You have three mylar balloons and 15 minutes: Go!

    Pat Fields - I know the curtains should match the carpet. But I didn't know you should dye your hair to match your shoes!!

    Fern Mallis looks nice but the jacket is heading dangerously close to Space 1999 territory.

    Does Donna Karan shop at Schmattas R Us? Always with the drapey black. She looks like Morticia Addams' unmade bed.

    Jennifer Hudson's hair and makeup are great! The outfit is cute, but she also looks close to slingin' cocktails at the Mos Eisley Cantina or working for Guinan at the Ten Forward on the USS Enterprise.

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  43. I saw them on tv, and SJP's dress looked much more blue and less metallic -- it looked good, from what I could see. I agree with Anon 10:37 about the heavy black eyeliner, though, which see seems to wear a lot, and I can't figure out why.

    KD's dress: cute? dowdy? cute? dowdy? It's somewhat Jillian-ish, though, isn't it?

    KC: what was she thinking, and what is sticking out of her ass?

    CN looks very glamorous but I don't care for the dress; maybe I'd like it better in another color. But I'd also like to see her in something less fluffy, and maybe not a long dress every time.

    Donna Karan is not the best advertisement for her designs, I'm sorry to say. It used to be that her clothes were cut really well so that they fit and flattered many women. The pictures we've seen here make me wonder if that's still the case.

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  44. SJP - Stunning!
    Kristin Davis - I just wish it wasn't gold.
    Kim Cattrall - WTF?
    Cynthia Nixon - Meh.

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  45. "Donna Karan, a mess, as always."
    - TLo -

    Bwahahaha. A mess, indeed. But, you know, not only does she look comfortable, but she probably knows that at her age she can get away with looking this way and not give a hoot. Anywhoo, loooove the cow-chip necklace.

    I agree, SJP's hair could have/should have been styled better. And she's way, way too petite for the Nina Ricci. In several of the pics she looks like she rolled around the floor in that drycleaning plastic they put over your clothes. It's a lotta look and a lotta metallic for a tiny gal.

    - edina -

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  46. Bill, your comments are too funny!! One Touch of Venus--exactly! I agree about Fern Mallis: I'm glad she didn't go all red carpety, but the jacket is a bit not right

    "Kristin and Kim need interventions STAT!" -- haha!

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  47. The blonde is fabulous!

    What ever happened to "Yay! I'm a grown woman! I can put my hair up!"? SJP, you ain't 12 anymore. That hair ruins the effect of the dress, which is gorgeous. And her choice of jewelry is appropriate, for a change.

    gothamtomato said, That is not an exposed bra strap: It is a witty, post-feminist commentary about the expectations modern society places on women.

    I adore you, GT!

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  48. SJP is first-glance gorgeous, but on closer inspection, it gets a little dicey. At least she's trying!

    And there has got to be a better silhouette for Kirstin. I know she's working around very womanly hips, but she can do better. Hell, the Almighty Iman dresses to hide a big ass and thunder thighs, so talk to her!

    Kim? At least she looks happy. Let's give her props for that.

    And Cynthia is poised to age divinely. White might not be exactly her color, but she understands simplicity and in this day and fashion age, that makes her unique.

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  49. Regarding SJP's do: I think the fresh fucked look needs an overhaul. It's old AND tired. It makes her look old and tired.

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  50. Bill, you killed me with your Forum reference! I thought Cynthia looked like she just fell off a bus-and-truck road tour of Lysistrata!

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  51. Fucking amazing! I love her dress, her makeup, necklace, bracelet not so much, hair meh.

    By the way, love your new picture, tom in kc, your dog is adorable.

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  52. Cynthia Nixon looks REGAL. Like a Hamptonite who decided to give us 20 minutes of her beauty then retreat back to Sagg before cocktails.
    JHud's adorable, the dress is a tad tight, but she's workin' it. Very cute hair.
    SJP-- amazing! I'm w/ TLo, work on new hair.
    Kristin-- same look, different day. She looked way better on Letterman in that purple Micheal Kors dress.
    Kim...almost! Can't get behind the fit, obviously neither could you considering the butt flaps. But you're so gorgeous I'm sure in person nobody cared.

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  53. One metallic dress in a quartet is possibly unusual and beautiful. Three out of four is a scrap metal convergence.

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  54. Sarah is probably tall enough for the Ricci. But if you note carefully, her sash is pulled out wider than the one that the model is wearing on the runway. I'm surprised her "gay" missed that little detail.

    Jennifer Hudson was rocking some very cool pumps.

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  55. "suzq said...

    Sarah is probably tall enough for the Ricci. But if you note carefully, her sash is pulled out wider than the one that the model is wearing on the runway. I'm surprised her "gay" missed that little detail."


    This time I think it looks much better on the runway. It could be just a great picture.

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  56. Apparently even PPS got the memo: EVERYONE MUST WEAR A METALLIC OUTFIT!

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  57. I love SJP's necklace. It's beautiful!

    Info on her jewelry:

    "Sarah Jessica Parker, glamorous in a Nina Ricci gown, chose Fred Leighton's jewels for her special night---at her neck she wore three antique necklaces, a 19th-century diamond riviere necklace, a 19th-century diamond and pearl fringe necklace and a 19th-century gold diamond snake necklace, also a 9 carat diamond solitaire ring and diamond pendant stud earrings (6.76 carats and 8.66 carats each)."
    http://www.artsjournal.com/culturegrrl/

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  58. When I saw Pat Fields I immediately thought of the poem that’s inspired all those Red Hatters you see in tearooms:
    When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
    With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.

    Except that Pat Fields is dressing herself more in the spirit of the poem (i.e., not giving a hoot what you think), not as a wacky-made-safe uniform. So good on her for that.

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  59. SJP's dress looks nice enough but what's wrong with her eyes?

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  60. Is it just me, or does Kim Cattrall always look kind of blah? She's not ugly or anything, but she looks like a middle-aged art teacher or something. If she showed up in mom jeans and a Quacker Factory sweater I would not be surprised.

    Cynthia Nixon looks FIERCE every time I see pictures of her lately. I LOVE SJP's necklace/collar. And Kristin Davis is a lovely woman, so why is she never dressed quite right?

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  61. What!?! The SATC premiere and TLo was not invited? Their publicist needs to update their contact list on their Blackberry!

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  62. "TLo said...

    Kim Cattrall plays with her dress!"


    LOL. At least she's not taking any of that seriously.

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  63. Sarah Jessica Parker looks amazing and no funky hat like that other premiere.

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  64. Oh, and Bill? I don't Cynthia has to audition anymore, at least not for theatre. I guess it helps to have an Equity rule named after you.

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  65. I was there and she looked beautiful in person. The camera doesn’t do her justice.

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  66. That dress really works for her. She looks drop dead gorgeous.

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  67. I hate that beaded Vivienne Westwood cocktail dress. Kim looks fugly and she's a beautiful woman.

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  68. Taylor said...

    I was there and she looked beautiful in person. The camera doesn’t do her justice.

    You lucky shit-- DISH!
    Did you take pics?
    Details!

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  69. Kristin Davis looks like a freaking square dancer in that dress. Hideous!

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  70. I love Lisa's dress, I love the color. Did Christian design it?

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  71. You know I wonder is it a must that Sarah must out-do all her co-stars at every event? it always seem like they dress down and she goes over the top fab.

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  72. Yes, SJP needs a new do. And I agree --she's a bit short for the dress.

    As for Kim, her stylists aren't doing her any favors.

    I'd say Fern Mallis's jacket is just a tad "off."

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  73. Dresses like SJP's are the reason I sometimes wish I was famous. When else do you get to wear fabulous gowns like these?

    *sigh*

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  74. I want SJP's entire outfit.

    Kim is a mess. WTF, Kim?

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  75. This is what she should have open with in London, not with that ridiculous hat.

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  76. SJP isn't a classic, model beauty but she has a style all her own and I love it.

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  77. She looks great! Only one problem though her heels need to be bigger, because she looks too short!!!

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  78. Ferosh! Absolute perfection!!

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  80. Sarah Jessica looks great. The best of the bunch by far. Again she looks even better in the dress than the runway model. I'm usually against long hair hanging down for an evening look (esp. if over 40), but that is kind of what she is known for so I'll give her a pass.
    Kirstin loves that 50's look. She does look good in it. Though the all those metalic pleats at the waist are a bit much.
    Cynthia's is pretty enough, but kind of run of the mill. The length is a little awkward. And her shoes look, ummm..comfortable.
    Kim has worn stranglely sculpural dresses to all three premeires. I feel like if she went a little crazy with the accessories (especially shoes) the looks would have been more coheisive.
    Jennifer looks good, too. I wonder if she could sit in that dress.
    The armhole on the red dress that Lisa is wearing is insane. It looks like it was made for a PR challenge. He needs to slow down.
    DK is a mess. What is with that necklace?
    Pat Field.

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  81. um, what's up with SJP's left armpit in the second photo? Kinda alienesqe.
    And White is Metal in Feng shui so Cynthia made an excellent choice!

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  82. Love SJP's dress and accessories. Gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS!

    Sure the hair and makeup could have been a little more refined, but they're little quibbles compared to the much larger mystery:

    Why can't girlfriend work on getting a better fit around the bustline?

    This has happened one too many times. Her boobage is almost pushed to the point of creating sharp folds and the looser flesh around the armpits (which unfortunately happens to all of us eventually) is squished, giving the illusion that she is sporting a pair of tanned labias.

    For all the complaints we hear from the judges about fit (and hems!), surely the big-name designers of celebrity loan-wear are conscientious about custom-fit tailoring for their clients.

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  83. Who is that Lisa person with Christian and why should I care?

    I think SJP's hair looks great, and that random comments about old ladies at the Met belong on a separate blog.

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  84. Love SJP's necklace and J. Hud's dress.

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  85. If the bodice were any lower on Kim's dress, her boobs would be on a platter.....

    Kristin is so cute, how does she end up looking dowdy?

    Pat Fields....MY EYES!MY EYES!

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  86. lemniscus said...
    um, what's up with SJP's left armpit in the second photo? Kinda alienesqe.



    Eww, that has to be some kind of optical illusion, right..?

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  87. Again with the armpit vaginas! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY ONE VAGINA IS ENOUGH, THANK YOU.

    I actually like the rest of the dress though. Just word to her stylist to fit her body right, plz. kthnxbai.

    Cynthia - looks great.
    Kristin - meh
    Kim - too skanky imho.
    Jennifer - I don't like the faux "exposed bra" look very much.

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  88. Anonymous said...

    Who is that Lisa person with Christian and why should I care?


    You can't be serious. Are you really a fan of the show?

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  89. Anyone else want to slap Christian's face the other direction? That pose is wearing WAY thin.

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  90. gothamtomato wrote
    >>Or maybe just an ode to New Jersey.

    You made my day!

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  91. The Nina Ricci dress is gorgeous and she looks the best of the four this time, but for me, the dress is more black-tie-ball than movie premiere. I feel like SJP is always under- or over-dressed. The hair? Way past the expiration date.

    And someone needs to cut off all communication between Catrall's stylist and Vivienne Westwood's people.

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  92. "Maryann said...
    And someone needs to cut off all communication between Catrall's stylist and Vivienne Westwood's people."

    ROFL.

    Sarah Jessica Parker looks amazing. It is indeed a beautiful dress.

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  93. I'm sorry but that outfit makes Jennifer Hudson look like a cheap hooker!

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  94. She looks stunning! Gorgeous dress very dramatic in all the right ways.

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  95. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G dress!!

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  96. Now this is a pretty picture to aaahhhhh over! SJP looks gorgeous (hair and all). She stood out amongst the ladies.

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  97. I think the dress is beautiful and it emphasizes her tiny waist. I'm not sure about the color.

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  98. Cynthia looks SO HOT. I love how she embraces her fair skin tone and doesn't feel the need for a tan. She looks beautiful and confident.

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  99. Lisa's dress is a tranny mess.

    SJP: Gorge!
    CN: Boring!
    KC: Ass dress!
    KD: Housewife of Orange County!
    JH: Honey, can you breathe in that thing?

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  100. So awesome to see where SJP got her dress from. I was shooting on the read carpet last night, so your whole site brings it home to me. Thanks.

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  101. More importantly, WHAT THE HELL IS PRINCESS WEARING?

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  102. What does the back of her dress look like? What happens to the sash?

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  103. That is the second time that Donna Karan has worn that necklace recently.

    I'm convince that maybe those black things are hollow and she's using them to transport snacks or booze.

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  104. "Anonymous said...

    That is the second time that Donna Karan has worn that necklace recently.

    I'm convince that maybe those black things are hollow and she's using them to transport snacks or booze"


    LOL. Those giant beads look like cookies on a string. Yes, I'm hungry.

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  105. I just took a look at the close up of the necklace on SJP. Now, that's a necklace!

    Matthew looks better than last time we saw him in these pages, though isn't his shirt a little cazh for how dressed up his wife is?

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  106. Gush, gush and gushing some more. The Nina Ricci dress is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S.

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  107. that top(fabric) christian is wearing automatically made me think of MJ.

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  108. "Is Christian's shirt leftover from a PR challenge? You have three mylar balloons and 15 minutes: Go!"


    ROFL...excellent

    Boo hoo I'm like the third person to log on and inquire about the Alien Armpit. Maybe there are some questions we don't want answered.

    Love SJP's dress, and also note how the waist sash is worn wider on her than on the runway, adding a nice shaping element it didn't have before. Love it.

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  109. Kristin's peasant top isn't flattering to her upper body, and something about the length of her and Kim's dresses makes their legs look like tree trunks.

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  110. Yuck, SJP as usual looks like a little girl playing dress up in Mommy's clothes...the gown is beautiful, but you guys are right; she can't pull it off with her height. And that underarm stuff is plain disturbing. I'll grant her the hairdo, though; I think it works on her.
    I thought the other three looked much better in London....I don't get the couch upholstery look that Kirsten Davis is going for here, that trim on Kim's dress looks like an afterthought, and Cynthia's dress looks way too matronly...and did she mug a mother of the bride for those shoes???
    As for Pat Fields and Donna Karen, all I can say is "physician, heal thyself." These women are supposed to be designers, and they look like this??? At least Donna's clothing line in general is tasteful...the same can't be said for Pat. I have no idea how that woman ever made a name for herself as a fashion icon/designer...her stuff always looks trashy.

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  111. Big HuRrAy for Kim for not giving a damned and having a lot of fun with her look.

    It's Vivienne Freakin' Westwood, ladies!

    No doubt Christian will steal some ideas from it, Kim will get creamed in some awful People Magazine In/Out thing and she'll never get props for actually *wearing* the more funky stuff that RP fans seem to gravitate to on the show but seem to run away when it's on an actual red carpet.

    At least she takes real fashion chances while the other look like they're buying beauty.

    Oh... speaking of People, Natalie Portman in the same Lanvin stripped gown we see SJP wearing in Vogue (tp://www.people.com/people/stylewatch/gallery/0,,20202521_14,00.html).

    It looks underwhelming on her but I think it has more to do with the fact the dress looks angular because it's too short on her.

    Wonder what NP would look like in a Westwood... .

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  112. What the hell is wrong with Donna Karan? Shouldn't a designer know how to dress?

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  113. i absolutely despise SJP; however, the dress is beautiful, and, if you squint hard, tilt your head a tad, and stand faraway, the hair's okay too [and you barely even notice her old lady face!]

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  114. Dear gods, does no one know how to hem? I am beyond tired of all the yardage dragging across the carpet. A dres that is a good 4-6 inches too long is just silly...

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  115. oh my god, you are so cute. I love your bitchiness.

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  116. what's going on with SJP's left arm in the second photo?

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  117. "Apparently the ladies all got together and decided to go metallic, but Cynthia said "Fuck that. I've been looking SPECTACULAR lately."


    LOL. Love you bitches! Cynthia looks awesome without even trying so hard like the others one, especially SJP.

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  118. TLo, I agree with you 100% this time. My guess on SJP's too tight bodice syndrome is that she's got a little more up top than the models for whom this dress was originally fitted and there just isn't room for the girls. She's not really a sample size in that respect so ends up with the equivalent of 'muffin top.' I'll refer to it as 'cupcake top' since we're talking boobs.

    And thanks for showing my favorite guest judge of all time, Fern Mallis. Classy indeed.

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  119. Don't love SJP's hair, Kim needs to fire her stylist, Kirstin's dress looks better up close, and Cynthia looks fabulous.

    I wonder if SJP, in order to maintain her figure, has sacrificed any softness: she's looking a little hard and sinewy.

    They are all looking good though.

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  120. yeah -- the hair is looking kind of exaggerated Nina Garcia.

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  121. Your boy Christian got FUGGED!! He has definitely arrived. :)

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  122. Darlings!!! You missed the event and party of the season! If you could have seen the girls in person they looked brilliant, the photos do not do justice to them! Go see the film its long but stunning.
    PS don't laugh but I got pick pocketed at the party!

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  123. oh my gosh!! what the heck is going on with SJP's arm pit in the second picture of her?! help help help!!

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  124. OMG Christian dress is horrendous!!
    Halloween came early again!

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  125. You know, I just saw a site called http://www.sarahjessicaparker
    lookslikeahorse.com
    What is wrong with these people???

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  126. sorry for all you SJP lovers but this is just too funny:
    http://tinyurl.com/655ehl

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  127. SJP is gorgeous!! Finally! Love the hair and the whole look.

    Cynthia Nixon looks too washed out and blah.

    Kim...as said, "No Vagina pockets!!" You also don't need to be wrapped like a baked potato.

    Kristin, stop being a '50s housewife and the dowdy hemline.

    Pat Field is Pat Field.
    DK=Fashion school drop out
    Jennifer needs to not be wrapped in PVC.

    -burnsie

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