Tuesday, February 12, 2008

BREAKING!

Heidi Klum makes ass of herself with professional ass Will Ferrell in the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated!








Discuss.

[Photos: Andrew Macpherson/sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

76 comments:

  1. She looks great considering she's popped out two kids!

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  2. Lotsa lotsa hair in these shots...

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  3. Does she need the money? The exposure? Oh, who cares! I'll bet she had a lot of fun -- but probably not as much as Farrell!

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  4. Lotsa lotsa gnawing.

    Hey, maybe they stopped at Applebees!

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  5. Heidi apparently doesn't do the spray-on orange tan, does she?

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  6. Also I think Jillian should have stolen these white boots for her WWE Diva.

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  7. is heidi in will's new movie? looks like they're having a gay ol' time.

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  8. LOVE. HER. Love her sense of humor!

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  9. Those pictures are hilarious! I love Will Ferrell!! Heidi is gorgeous!

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  10. Wow...she's bonkers. I love it!!!

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  11. I think she's adorable and I really resist hating her cuz she's beautiful. I just love that she can get so goofy like that. Maybe she's losing some of her Victoria's Secret allure w/ that photo shoot but who cares?

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  12. Is this what she was doing while Seal was at the Grammy's alone? I'd rather she be on Seal's arm, wearing some goofy rock & roll outfit.

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  13. I love it that she's willing to go out and do silly things like that. Everyone should channel their inner goofball!

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  14. this is soooo random..

    but doesn't her skin look MUCH whiter in these pics? usually it's like..goldenyyy

    hm.

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  15. Nice that she can have some fun, but I personally can't stomach any more Will Ferrell. Reminds me too much of Chevy Chase, and not in a good way.

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  16. Ok. Can I get a serious/snarky opinion of this board. What do we think of guys getting curly/man perms ala 70s Greg Brady or Will in the movie? Stylish again or don't even try it??

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  17. aagaahhaha that would be cuuute..
    like a jew fro?

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  18. "Dan said...

    Ok. Can I get a serious/snarky opinion of this board. What do we think of guys getting curly/man perms ala 70s Greg Brady or Will in the movie? Stylish again or don't even try it??"


    Hideous! Seriously!

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  19. I love seeing gorgeous people making an ass out of themselves. Great pictures! I love the retro look.

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  20. Wow, I am not a big fran of Will Ferrel, but I love those limo pictures with the biting for some odd reason... hmmm, maybe I should look into that...

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  21. Zzat Heidi iz vun meshugenuh fraulein!

    --GossamTomato

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  22. A great sense of humor that extends all the way to oneself is sexy.

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  23. I am with katiecoo on this one. They look like they're having a blast, and there's something endearing about Heidi's inner goof coming out. AND she looks fabulous.

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  24. Hmm, has anyone ever noticed that Heidi has kind of an attractive body?

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  25. I bet that photo shoot was a blast!

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  26. How on earth can you pop out two babies and still look THAT good? >_<

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  27. Clearly she's auditioning to be a WWE diva.

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  28. Ooooookay!

    Well hell, if I looked as good as she does...

    Skinny bitch.
    :p

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  29. There is a video of the shoot available on Sports Illustrated web-site. I love that Heidi has a great sense of humor about herself. She is truly a beautiful woman.

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  30. Would like it much better if her thighs, tummy and god knows what else hadn't been photoshopped quite so much. As you said earlier, Heidi you CAN age (and have babies), we will forgive you...

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  31. There's not a lot of difference between Ms Klum and the WWE "divas" - and not a lot of difference between Heidi's outfits and SweetP's. Perhaps Heidi thought the wrestling idea was in good taste? - it is certainly in keeping with her taste!

    Personally, I prefer Tim's erudition to Will's down-n-dirty.

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  32. THREE kids, iowagirl, three kids!

    I think she looks fab and it's great to see that she doesn't take herself to seriously!

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  33. Proof that girl can look hot in any situation.

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  34. "Nice that she can have some fun, but I personally can't stomach any more Will Ferrell."

    Especially since he was so good in Stranger than Fiction (one of my favs). He needs to tell his people to get him some parts that are different than the usual unaware guy.

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  35. I was just gonna say that Patty O. Heidi has a daughter with her first husband.

    Bitch looks like she's never suffered the pains of childbirth & childraising, no less stretch marks.

    Anyway, anyone who lowers themselves to Will Ferrell's level has pretty much lost my admiration. No matter what they look like.

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  36. The thing about Heidi is, no matter what tacky outfit she wears, (or doesn't wear), and no matter what she does, it is impossible to make her look skanky.

    And that's not in the Photoshop.

    --GothamTomato

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  37. At moments like these, I summon my new mantra -- WWID? What Would Iman Do?

    That said, Heidi is who she is and, dammit, she looks like she's having fun. I'll take a hun'erd of her over one Kate Moss anyday.

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  38. Well, that was certainly tacky.

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  39. The look on their faces as they pretend to gnaw on each other is priceless! Love it!

    For those who wonder how Heidi manages to look like that after having two kids: This is why Photoshop and plastic surgery exists. I'm not knocking Heidi, who obviously has excellent genes and works hard to keep herself in shape. I'm just saying that we mortals shouldn't put ourselves down if we don't look as good as the celebrities. It's no good comparing yourself to a manufactured image.

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  40. the pictures are meh, whatever. would be better if Heidi were alone. sorry but i'm going to have to break out the haterade for anything involving Will Ferrell and this stupid schick of his. yeah, we get it, you're a 70's retro idiot/douchebag/smarmy whatever. it wasn't ever especially funny and lost any charm whatsoever like 3 movies ago. people who were clever on TV one time ten years ago shouldn't be forgiven for continuing to take these cinematic dumps on the world year after year.

    so to sum up: Heidi is nice but... Jenny McCarthy got to the goofy hot girl thing awhile back, and Will Ferrell should just stop already.

    J

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  41. Could she pose with an unfunnier DORK? Geez, Heidi...

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  42. Heidi looks great, Will bugs.

    3 kids and that body, nice. Also just to knit pick a little she never had a child with her first husband (Ric Pipino), her first child (Leni) was with Flavio Briatore, the day she announced she was pregnant he was caught being a bad boy with the heir to the Swarovski line and she dumped him soon after that.

    Please details people. :)

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  43. Those pics in the limo are hilarious!!

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  44. May I suggest some captions? In order...

    WF: Hi there, I'm Hutch and you might remember me from a show of the same name. Anyone?
    HK: And I'm Farrah! You might remember me from-ooh, my bikini matches my eye shadow!
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    WF: Hey look Heidi I'm acting!
    HK: Oh, is dat vatt I smell?
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    HK: I vill eat you like zee gummi beayor zat you are!
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    WF: Oh, I'll show you who is zee gummi beayor! Blech, you taste like toaster strudel minus the strudel!
    ---
    WF: Girl, these shoes are fab! I should use them for my new set of veneers!
    HK: Ha ha, no seriously, Will, give me my foot back! Give it now or I'll kick you in your Rumplestilskin! Now say cheese!
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    WF: When you look as good as I do, chicks just can't help but throw themselves at you!
    HK: Oh, you silly goose, don't you know that man-perm is zee new whore?!?

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  45. "Discuss"

    Must we?

    Okay, fine.

    She looks fab!

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  46. Heidi is hot as hell. Seal is a lucky man.

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  47. "Andrea said...

    Do we have to?"

    Oh, admit it, you're jealous. LOL.

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  48. She looks kinda airbrushed, which is weird because she's totally gorgeous already. I think what doesn't come across on PR sometimes is what a goofball she is - I think these pics are really fun.

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  49. Agreed that Heidi looks overly airbrushed even though she probably doesn't need it, and sometimes I question her taste level. And although I don't love the frat guy/nincomboob side of Will Ferrell, he also gave us 'Elf' and 'Stranger Than Fiction' which are great performances. So I'll cut them both some slack and blame it on SI.

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  50. Farrell......ew.

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  51. I wish I could be one tenth as comfortable in my skin as Heidi is in hers. Of course, I have a few more yards of skin than she does so maybe that's part of the problem.

    I would think that being seen in the same picture as Will Farrell would not be a good career move. Unless your new audience is prepubescent teenagers of course. Just my .02.

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  52. patty o..

    I thought about that a bit later.. frickin three kids and still has a killer bod.

    Who's Jealous? ME! lol

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  53. Does she possibly have a cameo in the movie?

    FWIW, the movie is set in the 70's, during the era of the ABA (hence the red, white and blue basketball). They were second banana to the NBA, but stole a lot of the best players, then couldn't pay them. The ABA did a lot of gimmicky shit to draw fans, a lot like today's baseball minor league teams.

    Enywho, that's why you get a 70's vibe...totally on purpose! Heidi's playing Farrah!

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  54. I'm on board with the Will Ferrell haters, but Heidi? I would totally hit it. I don't care what she wears or who she poses with. A great sense of humor and a killer bod is a breathtakingly fabulous combination.

    Then again, I might just have a thing for German girls. Claudia Schiffer was pretty hot back in the day as well.

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  55. The shoes aren't quite right, though...not very 70's

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  56. she looks good though, cellulite-free devil-ho!

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  57. God, I feel like the Pope at a sex club.

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  58. dan - I like the man-perm (as long as it's natural and not an actual perm) - it's silly and i think silly is sweet.

    HOWEVER, TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE FOLLOWING:

    I sit through every dumb, boring Will Ferrell movie for the two minutes of funny that make me laugh until I cry.

    For the random moments of funny that he squeezes out, I can forgive anything.

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  59. Will Ferrell is a pompous ass. He attended a professional baseball game where my daughter was a part of the team's marketing/pep squad. The marketing department put together a package of team memorabilia for him (he is supposedly a "Big Fan") and my daughter and one of the other college girls took it over to him and welcomed him on behalf of the team. He looked up at them, rolled his eyes, and said, "Great. Thanks. Now you've pointed out to everybody where I'm sitting." She said they felt awful and rushed off in embarrassment.

    Ugh. I'll never pay another dime to see that big jerk.

    Oooh, I feel better now.

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  60. Both of them are Photo-shopped to High Heaven... I used to do (alot) of that kind of work for NMcatalogs. ;)

    The dead give-away is what I call "botox-ed armpits". Even the fittest person on the planet has multiple wrinkles at the pits --there would be no movement of limbs without the Flex-at-the-Pits. If you don't see the

    marks...there've been *elves" at work. ...additionally, the folds at the hip-bone, thighs and knees will reveal themselves. ( I will grant that the Dolphin-pitched Mrs. Seal might actually *own* her Abs...go girl)

    Thank the Heavens that Ferrell is (mostly fully clothed) ...gdamn, that man has NO personal nudity issues ...and it hurts my eyes. burns actually.

    I think the photo-shoot is Kicky&Kitsch ...Heidi can rock the Farrah vibe, but what I really want to know is if she's got an innie or an outie? navel.

    The artist has conflicting views. :) Sal

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  61. 3 kids. Arguably the most gorgeous woman on the planet. Goofy and funloving. Evidently not stupid. Rich. Evidently very happily married to a talented musician.

    Fight the hate. Fight the hate. Fight the hate.

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  62. They really need to stop airbrushing pictures....Heidi's legs don't match and what is that bulge from her armpit to her waist in the pic at the pool? WTF did they do to her??? That is NOT a natural body feature I can assure you. Not unless you are incubating an Alien that is, it certainly isn't her ribcage. Will's been airbrushed as well to the point where his body looks freakish in its proportions rather than natural.

    As a sidenote, someone PLEASE tell Will to STOP the sport's rip movies. Dodgeball was bad enough and now I saw he's got another one coming out to theaters soon. I'm not watching "Blades of Glory", simply because I've already seen it from SNL skits and Dodgeball.

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  63. If I had the chance to dress up in crazy, silly "period" outfits and do a photo shoot, I'd certainly go for it.

    Very glad Will didn't show more of his average, doughy body as he often does in his same, same, same flicks.

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  64. I like it! I'm a little moist over here, after looking at those back of the limo shots. Nice!

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  65. Kind of reminds me of Madonna's "Music" video. "Hey Mr. DJ..."

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  66. Hot Hot Hot!

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  67. Ricky's orange bathing suit was better than that baby blue bikini number.

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  68. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...

    ...unless she wanted to f*** on the floor. Ba-dum-dum.

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  69. I don't like Will Ferrell (are we sure it isn't "Feral"? He looks like a caveman in those pics.). As for Heidi, she looks like she's having a good time... but on the show, she's always come across to me as cold and harsh. She's just never given me a good, warm, personality vibe.

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  70. At least she's not singing.

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  71. She looks like a plastic barbie doll....I hate it when people actually think these pics are real and forget how airbrushed they are.

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