Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Put down the joint, pick up the phone, and CALL ME!

The fabulous Amanda sent us this:


Bradley Bongkirchner! HOT!

We always thought he was puppy-cute, but that is hot-guy-at-the-gym cute! Looks like he got the Reality Television Makeover, otherwise known as the "Wendy Pepper," or "Shit, do I really look like that?"

Bradley honey, ditch the bitch and make the switch. We are FIGHTING over who gets to do you.

68 comments:

  1. He looks so damn HAWT!
    SOOOO much better without the beard.

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  2. Wow....MUCH better, Bradley! That looks like a Wendy Pepper-style makeover without the divorce and creepiness.

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  3. Bradley's here...and Bradley GOT HOT. Who knew he had it goin on this whole time? Such a cutie!

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  4. Looks like the squid found the ocean!!

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  5. wow. big change.

    i still think i like the puppy bradley more though.

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  6. not my type but an improvement. still lame. too bad.

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  7. Sorry, kittens! Jeff and I will be duking it out for him too... You can fight the winner of that match! ;)

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  8. Wow. He looks a little like Viggo Mortensen.

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  9. He looks gay! You know you can tell from a photo! Well, I still think he's smoked way to much pot, but good eye candy.

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  10. Easy tigers. Dazed and Confused may look a little cuter here, but let's not forget that he didn't know who his icon was.....

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  11. Who knew he was scrumptious? Still, didn't know who Cher was? either he's embarrassingly too young for me or he's too stoned to get it up. Shaved, he looks more "bad boy" go figure?

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  12. I may be in a minority, but as good as he looks here - I like my Bradley Baumkirshner hippy and Phish-like. It just suits his personality better.

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  13. I was gonna say Viggo Mortenson too.

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  14. Woah...he seriously looks like my gym teacher. That's way too freaky...

    Other than that, rwoar!!! Bradley's yummy!

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  15. Why should you two fight over him? My momma always said it's better to share, anyway.

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  16. All we ever needed was Bonnie to not like him because of his beard. :)

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  17. Bradley!! Hi there! I'm Al and VERY SINGLE!!! :D How's it going?? ;)

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  18. Look closely at Bradley's eyes..
    Pass the doochy on the left hand side

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  19. I just noticed that the new, "improved" Wendy Pepper looks an awful lot like Megan Mullally.

    Bradley's looking pretty good for a squid without an ocean.

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  20. Allen said...
    Bradley!! Hi there! I'm Al and VERY SINGLE!!! :D How's it going?? ;)

    3:25 PM

    Bradley said,
    Dude thanks for the , wait a second, what was I talking about....oh yeah, I love jeans with holes in the pocket...Ouch! that roach burned my hand....Oh!, that burn mark looks like a flower..What is this place....
    Did I shave?

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  21. I guess now you have to go looking for screen caps of him with his shirt off!

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  22. Wait.

    That's...?

    Ol' dude whose eagle had no sky?

    Mr. Mountains-and-Peacocks-and-One-Hitters?

    To quote Heidi: "DAY-UM!"

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  24. Im totally gonna steal him away from you bitches - I crushed on him first!

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  25. Master J,
    All you have to do is leave a trail of roaches and gummy bears....
    B

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  26. I like the beard a lot better. I think it actually makes him look younger.

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  27. HEY! What's the deal here? Some of these comments appear completely GAY. Sheesh.
    If I didn't know any better I'd say theres a whole lotta HOMO up in this lil corner of the internet.
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    :D
    Seriously folks... if it is true that "God hates fags" then by that measure I know damn well I'm not God.

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  28. Jaw drops and tongue lolls. Wow. I like both Bradley's. I'll bet his mother likes this one better.

    Hope he's still as kooky.

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  29. Amanda I just want you yo know YOU Were FIERCE" in the Marilyn Monroe-inspired KAYNE creation. You got it going on, Ms. Thang! When you turned and walked back down the runway, the room full of people watching the show with me, went Ohhhkkkaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!Yes well it was a gay group. Still Fierce!

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  30. i want to marry him.

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  31. Good riddance to the crunchy granola-burnt out hippy thing and hello to a face that finally looks animated and alive...

    Maybe one night while Bradley was sleeping, Robert and Kayne worked some gay voodoo on him to bring out his inner fabulousness.

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  32. He looks hot, We know he's NOT gay...he DIDN'T KNOW WHO CHER WAS! He was so sweet on the show, I thought he was so out of sorts sometimes, loved him, sweet as could be.

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  33. I liked him better scruffy. But he's still gorgeous. I think, at least.

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  34. Bradley is the classic example of how this country accepts bumbling, stoned people as someone to take for real.
    OOOPS, that was Laura talking.....
    P.S. Braadley, you are making my luggage smell like feet and belly button lint!
    L

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  35. Belly button lint!!!!!
    isn't that what vincent sprinkled all over his paper dress?

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  36. Oh my gosh!

    Oh yeah. I'd totally get stoned with him, then try to make a pass, but forget what I'm doing and just start giggling uncontrolably. I can't belove he's so hot!

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  37. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. But I miss the beard. It was hot. So incredibly hot.

    Do you remember when some guy told Santino he looked like Brad Pitt if he'd trim his beard? I think he was psychic and was actually talking about my little Bradley-kins.

    ~Abby

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  38. I always found SANTINO Sexy , when he put those black six inch pumps on for the Walk Off, I fell in love. He's still hot. He had charisma, which will never go away. SANTINO where are you? Come Back Santino.

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  39. :) knew it knew it knew it!

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  40. Who doesn't love a makeover?! I think he's going to be the star of the reunion show!

    Good for you, Bradley!

    Brian

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  41. whoa~!- he totally re-invent himself. i think he is more familiar with Cher than he give himself credit for.

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  42. To be a star he must develop some star quality. Hmmmmmmmmm?

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  43. lol... if he looked like this, he might've lasted a tad bit longer. looked like that and crazy.

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  44. Bradley is way hot.

    I just clicked on the "Amanda" link and was connected to her MySpace page ... and noticed that Amanda has worn three losing designs thus far. Is that more than any other model. Don't get me wrong; I like her -- she took my breath away when channeling Marilyn Monroe.

    Okay, it's my bedtime. I'm going to go dream of Bradley now ...

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  45. Hold on just one second now. Back off bitches!

    It's bad enough that you gays have total DOMINATION in the world of hot men--clothes, grooming, studly bodies, etc. etc.

    But what makes you think you can start stealing the measly remnants from what us straight girls have to pick from?

    Bradley! Don't give in! Grab that bong and some chocolate chip cookies and don't stop eating...hopefully you will get some pimples and flab so we won't lose yet another one...!!!!

    Hmph!




    ;)

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  46. hot damn he cleaned up good!

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  47. "Bradley Bongkirchner"! Bahuahahaha! You so know that was his nickname in "high" school. Ah, but I loves me some stoner boy, though!

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  48. He used to look like the homeless guy that lives under the interstate bridge near the mall....now....I feel icky thinking about him in ...... THAT WAY

    I'd have to see more of him before I make the decision to stop fantasizing about the big redheaded half of the PRG bois... -not that the firey latin guy is hot too....;-)

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  49. I wanna hump his face. Furry or not.

    Bradleyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

    Make me a hot skirt with inverted pleats!

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  50. Do you think he's cut or uncut? Top, bottom, or versatile? Probably tantric.

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  51. I just keep staring. He's a little Viggo Mortenson, a little Richard Dean Anderson and... holy gods. I'm actually drooling a little.

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  52. he looks like tate donovan from the oc! so hot!

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  53. But he doesn't look like Stanley anymore!

    I thought Bradley was a hoot. He provided some of the best lines of the show. "Squid without an ocean" is probably my favorite.

    It'll be fun to see all the designers at the reunion show. Well, most of them. (coughAngelacough)

    Wonder if Keith will be on the reunion show. I hope so.

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  54. Wow, what a difference a shave makes! What say you: gay or straight?

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  55. Stopmakingmelaugh. Ditch the...and make the switch. Beyond funny. Who knew Bradley was so hot?!

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  56. Yeah, he's smoking! But now in a good way!

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  57. Now, now boys. No fighting. Play nice. Share your toys...

    Yagottawonder if maybe he was going for the transform because he knew it would draw attention. Nah. Whatever else this man is, he is the most clueless human being on the planet. Which means - he probably has no idea what sex is.

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  58. Who knew that all it took was a razor and some shampoo to do a total makeover?

    Wait, he's still wearing those ratty jersey shirts...

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  59. I knew he'd clean up good. Yet another cute guy going scruffy because he thinks it gives him street cred. I'll take cute any day.

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  60. Maybe I'm just too bear, but that picture makes me really sad.

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  61. oh my.

    Who knew he had such wonderful facial bone structure? I thought beards were for guys that didn't have a nice prominent jaw.

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  62. awww, bradley is so cute, but i liked him scuffy, cuz i always wanted to just pull at his beard.

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  63. does anyone know his email address? I want to send him a picture of me holding Mr Bong in one hand and a plate of brownies in the other.

    That'll reel him in FO SHO.

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  64. Bradley is hot with or without facial hair. He is hot in a way that he has no idea of how hot he actually is, which makes him hot-ter.
    I thought his designs were awesome too. I think he could make clothes for kids or something. He should not let the fashion world put him down for not knowing anything about cher. F that!!

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  65. Nooo! What happened to my puppydog Squidley? I definitely liked him better before the hairchange. x(

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  66. whoa, it took me like two minutes to figure out who you were talking about, cause i didn't know his last name and couldnt recognize him. astounding..

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  67. Bradley looks good either way...I liked his "left-of-centeredness" very much. My favorite quote is the now classic "I'm a squid without an ocean!" How adorable is that? LOL Bradley rules.

    :)

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  68. As an Aussie girl I've been enjoying watching this show and wan to thank you guys for allowing me to peer at it rhough gay tinted glasses on this blog!

    Just wondering if you guys or anyone has a pic of Amanda's hair when she donned Kayne's funky Marilyn dress. it's the hairstyle i want for my wedding!!!!

    Ciao bellos/as

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