Friday, August 04, 2006

The Secret to Keith's Success.




[Screencap: Project RunGay]

17 comments:

  1. ... and (as a friend of mine has commented & yip/yapped with me through the course of this season's PR) - don't forget another book, perhaps, ..."tips & pitfalls for jude-law wannabees" ... BTW, totally love your blog!!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Is this what you mean by the very gay perspective? Is it some kind of Xray viewing ability you have to read what is under the scenes? Or in this case, under the titles they "wanted" us to see.

    Just what I needed...one MORE reason to be addicted to this blog.

    :D

    ReplyDelete
  3. Of course you forgot the second edition of " Cutting Patterns While Rolling on Blow....Made Easy" with a new forward by Calvin Klein.

    ReplyDelete
  4. aaaah hahahahahahahaha.

    Sweet fancy Moses! *snort* That's right, I snorted. And now there's diet coke everywhere. Thanks for that.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Of course you forgot the second edition of " Cutting Patterns While Rolling on Blow....Made Easy" with a new forward by Calvin Klein.
    We're pretty sure you can find that one under Vincent's bed.

    ReplyDelete
  6. kate: excellent! If we don't ruin at least one keyboard or monitor a day, then we haven't done our jobs.

    ReplyDelete
  7. To heck with what's under Vincent's bed. I want to know what's in his closet.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Is this what you mean by the very gay perspective? Is it some kind of Xray viewing ability you have to read what is under the scenes?

    No honey, it just means we're a couple of hardcore bitches.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Of course you forgot the second edition of "Cutting Patterns While Rolling on Blow....Made Easy" with a new forward by Calvin Klein.

    Oh sweet lord, that's f*ckin' funny...
    Ruined keyboard/monitor tally for this post: 2
    =D
    Loving it!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Doesnt the fact Keith has a *boyfriend* (refer you to his post-elimination interview) makes the whole "feeling up Tara Conner" even weirder ?

    ReplyDelete
  11. I have a feeling that he's the type of guy who'll do anything to get where he wants.
    I mean, the man is talented...what a waste!

    ReplyDelete
  12. I think Angela has a copy of "Quilting Granny Circles" under her bed

    ReplyDelete
  13. Wasn't there also a copy of "Fag-Haggling...How To Bargain Your Way to Fabric Store Discounts"?

    ReplyDelete
  14. Toooooo funny. I am dying laughing here!

    ReplyDelete
  15. Love the book titles!

    As for Keith's groping Tara Conner - that was seriously creepy, especially since this was a total stranger (to her) doing it! I'm surprised that she didn't smack him ... heh

    ReplyDelete
  16. "Hard Core Bitches"

    Don't ever change.

    ReplyDelete
  17. And we just cannot forget The Magic of Buttons.

    ReplyDelete

.