LOL! It seems as if Heidi is having a midlife crisis this season. She looked so elegant in the first two seasons and this season she is intent on showing us as much tootie as possible.
Wow, I saw her come down the runway and I was thinking "What does this make me think of?"
Answer:
Balanchine's Bugaku cum Chun Li from Street Fighter
I'm trying to find a pic of the costume from Bugaku I'm sorta thinking of - I'm pretty sure it was designed by Balanchine's designer, Madame Karinska. I *think* it's this: http://bookofjoe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ve1kjvnny80ptnbm5r3jbbm4pvjewihluydm6w1_1.jpg
Dear Heidi, my grandmother called and she wants her tablecloth back, I cant believe that she would wear that out on to the runway. and the boots? something Goldie Hawn would wear on Laugh-In. The dress looked like something that Vincent would have made for Twiggy. It tales some serious balls to sit there wearing that and judge the outfits of others. P.s. I am so glad that Micahel Kors is back. I have such the crush on him
When Heidi walked down that runway and started talking, the designers didn't hear a single word she said, because in their collective heads they were all thinking "What the flock is she wearing?"
I wondered whether her stylist is outfitting her just to give bloggers fodder.
What a hoot! All that was missing were two braids wrapped around Heidi's head.
Here's what C.Brian Devinney says about Heidi's outfit on Reality News Online, "She’s dressed like one of the Von Trapp children decided to escape the Nazis by whoring her way out of Austria."
Rhetorically he asks, "Does Seal know you’re dressing like that?"
Yeah, she walked out and I was thinking "Wow, someone looks a little Austrian today".
I wish she'd sung the challenge by yodling and then turned around to see Ninagarcia and Michaelkors wearing leiderhosen. <3 (and possibly milking goats)
Again, hysterical. I guess she is so used to wearing whatever is on the rack with her name on it, she has lost all sense of style. Maybe the outfit would work somehwere else, but not here - not not not. Perhaps in a cheese commercial, late night, after all of the EU has gone to sleep. I am so glad that someone else has noticed just how awful her clothes are this season.
I can't believe they let her on TV like that. Someone "had" to have known that that outfit was BAD. No one seems to be calling her on it either. Fug yourself hasn't called her on it , nor any of the other fashion critics.
I SO agree! I was waiting for the "Sound of Music" to start playing...kids running out...and bah...bah...black sheep. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe designer is whom?
This is freaking hilarious. I'm back to check your blog again and you guys just keep the great posts coming!
ReplyDeleteLOL...Heidi's fashion icon is Julie Andrew from the Sound Of Music. Keep the laughs coming fast and hard, Boys!!
ReplyDeleteMaria Von Trapp in "come fuck me " knees high boots.
ReplyDeleteWhat would the Capatain say?
oh, dudes. i totally said, "the hills are alive, heidi" when she came out in that outfit. i feel validated now that i am not the only one.
ReplyDeletewas she updating the Jesus icon look...."funky Jesus!" ya, man
ReplyDeleteFor this and this alone, I will worship you guys for all eternity.
ReplyDeleteHa! This looked like Santino's Bavarian lingerie from last season.
ReplyDeleteDavid said...
ReplyDeleteFor this and this alone, I will worship you guys for all eternity.
Admit it. It's stuck in your head now; isn't it?
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for putting into print all the horrible, bitchy things I say in my head!!
LOL! It seems as if Heidi is having a midlife crisis this season. She looked so elegant in the first two seasons and this season she is intent on showing us as much tootie as possible.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for your comments about the dress Heidi wears in next week's preview.
ReplyDeleteLet's just review.
ReplyDeleteHer name is HEIDI!!
"Grandfather!! Grandfather!!"
Be grateful she doesn't wear her entire wardrobe all at once!
RoastDuckMangoSalsa
I for one am happy to have this stuck in my head vs. the other thing that was stuck in my head today. So for that and more, I thank you!
ReplyDelete(I liked her hairdo)
Oh and LOL on Santino's lingerie..maybe she was wearing it underneath.
Wow, I saw her come down the runway and I was thinking "What does this make me think of?"
ReplyDeleteAnswer:
Balanchine's Bugaku cum Chun Li from Street Fighter
I'm trying to find a pic of the costume from Bugaku I'm sorta thinking of - I'm pretty sure it was designed by Balanchine's designer, Madame Karinska. I *think* it's this:
http://bookofjoe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ve1kjvnny80ptnbm5r3jbbm4pvjewihluydm6w1_1.jpg
The boots, well, that's a given.
~Ninjarina
Dear Heidi, my grandmother called and she wants her tablecloth back, I cant believe that she would wear that out on to the runway. and the boots? something Goldie Hawn would wear on Laugh-In. The dress looked like something that Vincent would have made for Twiggy. It tales some serious balls to sit there wearing that and judge the outfits of others. P.s. I am so glad that Micahel Kors is back. I have such the crush on him
ReplyDeleteWhen Heidi walked down that runway and started talking, the designers didn't hear a single word she said, because in their collective heads they were all thinking "What the flock is she wearing?"
ReplyDeleteI wondered whether her stylist is outfitting her just to give bloggers fodder.
Thanks for your wonderful blog.
Ronikins
Isn't this a little bit "Fembot"? I'm waiting for the machine-gun tits to pop out and gun down the designers.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! All that was missing were two braids wrapped around Heidi's head.
ReplyDeleteHere's what C.Brian Devinney says about Heidi's outfit on Reality News Online, "She’s dressed like one of the Von Trapp children decided to escape the Nazis by whoring her way out of Austria."
Rhetorically he asks, "Does Seal know you’re dressing like that?"
Hee! Hee! This is the funnest show in America.
Yeah, she walked out and I was thinking "Wow, someone looks a little Austrian today".
ReplyDeleteI wish she'd sung the challenge by yodling and then turned around to see Ninagarcia and Michaelkors wearing leiderhosen. <3
(and possibly milking goats)
Judging by the previews, next week's is worse! How can she talk about fashion with a straight face? Judge lest ye be judged Heidi!
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing! You are Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteThank you,
Again, hysterical. I guess she is so used to wearing whatever is on the rack with her name on it, she has lost all sense of style. Maybe the outfit would work somehwere else, but not here - not not not. Perhaps in a cheese commercial, late night, after all of the EU has gone to sleep. I am so glad that someone else has noticed just how awful her clothes are this season.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they let her on TV like that. Someone "had" to have known that that outfit was BAD. No one seems to be calling her on it either. Fug yourself hasn't called her on it , nor any of the other fashion critics.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw Heidi come out in that outfit, I immediately thought of Olivia Newton John in the movie Xanadu!
ReplyDeleteAnyone else get that image in their head at first glance?
speaking of the image..google
ReplyDeleteolivia newton john xanadu and you'll see a pic of the look alike dress( much sexier back then) with the boots!!! haha