I kind of think that Laura is the patron saint of this blog. Her proclaiming herself 'fabulously glamourous,' well, to quote that great thinker Ivanka Trump, "It just works for me."
And, you know those kids aren't coming. She'd have Nanny take them to Dylan's Candy Bar to get their sugar fix on while she avoids carbs like the plague.
Give that woman a Reeses or a cheeseburger.... girlfriend you gotta eat something, or cover that shit up. Not glam in my eyes - but I'm lovin her style shit!
ROFL...Oh my God, I'm gonna get fired.
ReplyDeleteOh, you better believe the kids aren't coming on this trip!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Laura! Can I have a piece of your suitcases? Maybe a small inside cosmetic bag? To celebrate with you? Make a wish!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Laura!
ReplyDeleteOnly you could take the Joker meets eating disorder cum Mommy Dearest look and make it all 5th Ave glam.
~Ninjarina
Laura has been among my favorite designers from day one. I love her classic style.
ReplyDeleteAnd I fucking love this blog!
I kind of think that Laura is the patron saint of this blog. Her proclaiming herself 'fabulously glamourous,' well, to quote that great thinker Ivanka Trump, "It just works for me."
ReplyDeleteAnd, you know those kids aren't coming. She'd have Nanny take them to Dylan's Candy Bar to get their sugar fix on while she avoids carbs like the plague.
I LOVE Laura - she absolutely makes me want to run around with my sternum exposed. And you guys are a hoot and a half. LOVE your blog.
ReplyDeleteI wish you had used tiny vials of Botox instead of candles. Mee-OW.
ReplyDeleteI just wish Laura would dig through her suitcases and find the blouse that goes under those dresses. I am sick of looking at her bony chest.
ReplyDeleteLaura is my woman.
ReplyDeleteLaura is my heroine. She is alternately scary, funny, assertive, bitchy, or downright stunning. I love her style.
ReplyDeleteHer bony chest, prominent clavicle, and droopy boobies are at least two decades older than the rest of her.
You go girl! I'm rooting for you and Kayne.
Damn, you bitches are worse than we are!
ReplyDeleteWhoever doesn't love a woman who described Angela's style as "..a full tilt boogie Angela-quilted extravaganza of puff" has some serious issues.
ReplyDeleteGive that woman a Reeses or a cheeseburger.... girlfriend you gotta eat something, or cover that shit up. Not glam in my eyes - but I'm lovin her style shit!
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