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Saving the Best For Last

We still stand by our assessment that Kit's was the most stylish and youthful out of the entries - and therefore, the winner - but if th...

Tell her boobs to stop staring at me.

Ha! You'll just have to wait to hear what we think of Chris' dress! FAKEOUT, bitches! This is kind of a stumble for our little robot...

Drapes by Rami

There'd be a revolt if we didn't (cue the "Our commenters are revolting!" joke), so here: It took him hours to drape that ...

There's no crying in fashion!

"I told my Mama I would make her proud by making a shitty dress this week! *snff*" Oy. This is a tough one to write. Honestly, wha...

This season is destroying our marriage.

Oh, kittens. We're back to arguing again. Lorenzo loves it and Tom went from merely liking it to hating it more each time he looks at it...

Well! Let's see how much we can fight over THIS one!

"So, Maddie, who did you choose?" "Christian! I am going to hug him and squeeze him and call him my BESTEST FRIEND!" ...