Labels: Jim Tanner, Launch My Line, Launch My Line Season 1, Launch My Line Season 1 Episode 5, Louanna Rawls, Patrick McDonald, Roberto de Villacis
Patrick & Roberto
It's kind of endearing how Patrick always looks absolutely terrified whenever he has to face the judges. We don't know why. They obviously have no taste whatsoever.
They gave this a pass, didn't they?
Darlings, we want you to close your eyes and imagine the woman who would wear this dress. Now. Eliminate the mental patients and the drag queens. Now who do you see?
That's right. NO ONE. No woman in her right mind would ever wear this unless a gun was held to her head by a crazed fashion designer (i.e., Roberto).
Seriously? Come on now.
It's so bad that it's not even deserving of a critique.
That is the cheapest-looking, ugliest fabric we've seen in a long time. It out does even the DJ's tacky disco ball dress. We've always been completely comfortable with the idea that this show doesn't have any credibility from a fashion point of view, but how about some credibility in the "not making us throw up from the searing eye pain" point of view?
Louanna & Jim
We just don't know about this one, kittens. We're not really trying to defend it, but put up against some of the shitdresses this crowd throws out, it's practically a CFDA winner.
What is with the drag queen aesthetic on this show? We don't mind it so much, but it's a little weird how over the top every look is. Granted, when you don't have talent, the best thing to do is go as wild as you can go.
Which is strange, because Louanna and Jim DO have some talent and have shown some admirable restraint. This looks more like something that would come from Marilyn and Coco.
Those sleeves are interesting, we have to admit. We tend to think that such a dramatic flourish should only be applied to a very minimalist design.
And granted, the dress is sleek and the other embellishments, like this one, are low-key.
But coupled with the shiny, and the ridiculous length and volume, not to mention the frigging eye patch, it just adds up to way too much.
But at least Laverne has a gown for the next Bottler's Ball. Shirley must be pissed.
[Photos: BravoTV.com/Trae Patton - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]
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