Surprisingly, Team Russia worked well together. That's not to say that they produced flawless looks, but there seemed to be some mutual respect going on that allowed them to get the job done with no drama.
Although frankly, they could have used a little drama when they got to this point. How is it that neither of them stopped and said "Wait. What the HELL are we doing?!"
Okay, now that we've calmed down a bit we can admit, that it wasn't the absolute worst runway show in the history of PR. There were some cute looks. Or, at the very least, some inoffensive ones. This was not bad.
We really like the macrame top. The only thing we don't like about it is the cutout which is unflattering on even the thinnest woman.
The back is nice and the pants have a pleasing, billowy, beach-appropriate quality to them.
They are a bit unnecessarily complicated on the front, though.
But the real problem is that they were just way too long. How is it that they went from this chic and stylish beach number...
...to this utterly horrible, eye-searing stripper outfit?
Madonna circa 1984 would have turned down this outfit for looking too slutty.
And that is some cheapass-looking lace. She looks like she'd go up in seconds if she got within 5 feet of an open flame.
We can admit that the top, with the organza, was kind of interesting and pleasing to the eye, but EVERYTHING ELSE, kittens. Everything else is an INSULT to the eye. That garter effect with the legs? How slutty can one design be?
How on earth did either of them ever get the idea that this was avant garde? She looks like a Russian mail order bride! Which is kind of appropriate in a way, now that we think about it.
Even Heidi, who's certainly no prude when it comes to body-baring outfits, looked disgusted by it.
They're just lucky that the judges had it in for Mitchell, because under more typical circumstances an outfit that bad would have certainly resulted in an auf'ing.
Extended Judging Video:
[Photos: Mike Yarish/myLifetime.com - Video: myLifetime.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]
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