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People's Hottest Bachelors 2009

People Magazine tackles the issues of the day!

Because the endless lists of the most genetically and surgically gifted people in the entertainment industry NEVER get old, People offers up their list of the Hottest Bachelors. Because we get tired talking about dresses, we're going to give our expert opinions.

Chace Crawford

We'll say this: If we were locked in a room with Chace Crawford and his twin sister Zac Efron and were told we HAD to choose a pretty girly-man to sleep with, we'd choose Chace. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, to be sure, but we hate pretty boys.

Chris Pine

And speaking of which, we originally had him pegged as a just another pretty boy, but Star Trek made a believer out of us. Besides, he's rocking that beard.

Shia Labeouf

Forget how unattractively young he is, read more than one interview with him and he's got "BIG MESS" written all over him.

Adam Lambert

Perhaps we're going against the tribe on this one but we always found him curiously sex-less.

Ryan Eggold

Who? Cute, though.

Kellan Lutz

Who? Cute, though.

Dwayne Johnson

We never thought he was a particularly attractive man - not from the neck up, anyway - but damn, if he doesn't get hotter as he gets older.

Brody Jenner

Another pretty child-man.

Common

Hot.

Taylor Kitsch

Fenh.

Robert Pattinson

GROSS.

[Photos: Various sources]


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192 comments:

I'm a straight white girl, and I agree with EVERY word you boys wrote. Especially about R Pat. To borrow my phrase from the Bruce Willis photo shoot, "Gag me with a spoon."


Spot on !

What happened to real men these days?


ROCK and COMMON...





OVER!!!!!


Come on, Pattinson, Do you even OWN a brush? Invest the 6 or 7 dollars. It would be well worth it, I promise.


I went to high school with Chace Crawford. She and her sister were the prettiest girls in school.

(But seriously, his sister is gorgeous)


Haha you guys are awesome. Kudos to the "sexless" observation of Ms. Lambert; I couldn't agree more.

I'll always drool over Chace, though.


I don't get all of the fuss over the Vampire dude.

Yeech! He looks like he needs to be de-loused.


Chace Crawford is cute but blah. And seems really dumb.

Chris Pine is hot but bland.

Shia Labeouf is ugly, and a douche. Who gets arrested in WALGREENS?!

Adam Lambert is gay sex on legs, although that's not a good picture of him.

Ryan Eggold is eh.

Kellan Lutz is hot, and was in the hilarious Lisa Kudrow show "The Comeback."

I've always had a soft spot for The Rock/Dwayne Johnson. So manly and sexy.

Brody Jenner is hot, but a major douche.

Common is hot.

Taylor Kitsch is not.

Robert Pattinson has beautiful, beautiful features but looks better when he's more put together. He looks kinda dirty in many of his pictures (like this one). And I have zero interest in Twilight so I'm basing that purely off of his physical appearance.


LOVE the post. LOVE you boys.

chris pine is a doll.

have to admit i have a thing for robert pattinson. so sue me.


Got to meet Common. Cool as hell!

I've been into him for years, and like a fine wine, he gets better with age.

I think Adam does have appeal, but the AMERICAN IDOL tag does have a tendency to make one seem a little bland and watered-down for the sake of mass marketing. Therefore, sexless.


I'm sure you don't care all that much, but -
Ryan Eggold - 90210 (the new one)
Kellan Lutz - also 90210, but more well known for playing the gross RPat's brother in Twilight.
Both very cute :)


I've only ever heard of two of these people. Seriously. That's how out of it I am. (I had to look up Maggie Grace from the earlier post, too.)

However, I did see Blogger: TLo fave Stacy London walking ON MY BLOCK last week, and saw Blogger: TLo fave Princess Anne Hathaway on Prince St. the other day, so I guess I'm not completely out of it.


Sorry, not a sexy one in the bunch.

As for who magazines choose for these lists: It has more to do with making deals with publicists than with anything else. If you see someone who obviously doesn't belong there, they likely have the same publicist as a bigger catch that the magazine wants for something else.

--GothamTomato


I have to mostly agree with Anon 10:28. While neither one of those gentlemen are my type, they do have charisma and sex appeal to burn. Having seen more of Dwayne's acting career, he definitely has that sweet, smart and good sense of humor appeal going for him as well.

Give me MEN, not boys, any day.


chace crawford is oh so pretty....but i'm pretty sure dating him would be like when liz dated john hamm on 30 rock....he was sooo pretty, and so crappy at everything cause he lived in a bubble (translation: chace would be pretty to look at, but really bad in bed)

chris pine - wow, totally hot

common too

i am so not a long/greasy hair kind of girl, but its really hard not to love taylor kitsch on friday night lights


Is it wrong that I completely agree with you about EVERYONE?? Gay man trapped in straight girl's body over here!


Most of these men are jail bait. I think of my teenaged nephews and just can't get excited.

You could not be more correct about Pattinson. What is the draw, ladies, WHAT????

I'll take Dwayne and Common, please. I think I could take a little Ryan Eggold if we would be properly introduced by way of my even knowing what movie or TV show or whatever he has been in.


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Should have been more specific about Eggold - movie or TV show that I would actually Watch.


I'm going to borrow some lines from the best song from Footloose

Where have all the good men gone and
Where all the gods?


Welcome to the year of the unknown pretty man-boys. Seriously, who were those guys?????


As a gay man, the only one doing it for me is Chris Pine. That picture of him is sexy as hell. Adam lambert can be attractive, but that picture isn't that great.

The rest of them... meh. Attractive people, but none grab me as much as Chris.

That last pic of Robert is gross. Who the hell would be attracted to that picture. Ugh, clean up dude.


Doesn't Kellan Lutz look like Brandan from Supermodel? I thought that is who it was?

My hubby is 48 years old and is sexier than all these pretty boys put together. And that is all I have to say.


CHRIS. PINE. DROOL.


That picture is bothering me.


C'est moi, c'est moi Lola

Ugh... give me talent over pretty boys any damn day of the week!

That picture of R.Pat makes me want to grab a bottle of astringent, attach it to my garden hose and let 'em have it.....


I think it's hilarious everybody's complaining about these "boys." Aside from a couple obvious young'uns (Chace Crawford and Robert Pattinson), many of them are pushing 40 or even 40. If you don't like pretty guys, fine, everybody has different tastes, but to call these guys disgusting and ugly and children and whatnot seems a little over-the-top and hysteric.


Sorry. Pushing *30 or even 40. My bad.


This is just depressing. What a rude awakening to realize that the current "hottest bachelors" are now almost all people who I am old enough to have given birth to.

Screw that. I'll take George Clooney any day. RAWR.


Why yes, the Rock does get hotter as he gets older... but then again I've always been a fan. Rrawr!

But otherwise, I am in total agreement with you boys!


The only one I would even consider close to hot is Dwayne Johnson.
The rest are blech. What a bunch of pre-pubescent looking boychildren.
Even if I were anywhere near prebubescent myself, I wouldn't give them a second glance.


I whole-heartedly agree.
Why are they making men-boys look more and more feminine???? Efron and Pattinson I'm talking to you. Where are the real men??? Can we have men that look like George Clooney or Marlon Brando in his prime???


Why Chris Pine and not the hottie who plays Spock? I love that guy.


I love the Rock - cute and funny. I don't usually go for overly-muscled men (hubby is case in point), but his sense of humor trumps the veiny bicepts.

You nailed it with the vampire guy - GROSS


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None of these "young dudes" have anything on Sean Connery or Daniel Craig. Either you have "IT" or you don't. 90% of these bachleors do NOT have "IT".

TampaBay


Oooo pretty of another kind :). Of this list, I would have to go with Chris Pine. I would put Ryan Eggold second.

Definitely agree that Chace is too pretty. Shai scares me and is not attractive. Adam is way too glam. Kellan/The Rock/Common are to muscley (sorry, just not a fan). Brodey is too sleezy. Taylor is just not attractive. And Rob would be a go if he promised to shower.


Crazy. I thought that was Zac Efron. They really ARE twins. And our minister's kid looks just like them, too. Maybe they are clones or fembots or something. Kinda creepy.


I am SO with you on Robert Pattinson. Ew with a capital EW. As far as Chris Pine, if you liked him in Star Trek, you should check out Bottle Shock. He plays the slacker son of a winery owner, and he is great in that!


GROSS -- heh! You are so right. I just do not get the Pattinson thing. He looks like he needs a shower, a hairbrush and detox. Not necessarily in that order.


*Ouch* Harsh! I often think that the appearance of genetically gifted women are ripped apart and criticized (when they are obviously GORGEOUS), so it's interesting to see the same thing being done to genetically gifted men.


only the Rock does anything for me, and only because he's very funny. (and rethought his Republicanism.)

the rest, feh.

is shia the beef working a HOLOCAUST tattoo???? klassy.


Yes yes yes yes. Straight girl agrees with everything - especially the pretty boy thing. Also, I LOVE beards.


Anon said, I think it's hilarious everybody's complaining about these "boys." . . . If you don't like pretty guys, fine, everybody has different tastes, but to call these guys disgusting and ugly and children and whatnot seems a little over-the-top and hysteric.

I agree that they don't all look that young. What bothers me, though, is that it's one thing to say you don't like a hairstyle, but quite another call someone "ugly," a "douche," and some of the other pejoratives that get thrown around here. These may be celebs or celebs in the making, but they are also actual people. What's ugly is talking that way about another person (unless, of course, it's Dick Cheney, in which case, knock yourself out).


Will I go to hell for saying that Robert Pattinson looks like Susan Boyle?


Brooklyn Bomber said...

I agree that they don't all look that young. What bothers me, though, is that it's one thing to say you don't like a hairstyle, but quite another call someone "ugly," a "douche," and some of the other pejoratives that get thrown around here. These may be celebs or celebs in the making, but they are also actual people. What's ugly is talking that way about another person (unless, of course, it's Dick Cheney, in which case, knock yourself out)
.

Well, I mostly agree with that, but "douche" refers to behavior and not appearance. If you know anything about them, Shia Lebeouf and Brody Jenner ARE really pretty douchey. Shia Lebouf has been arrested multiple times now for dumb shit like harassing security at Walgreens, and Brody Jenner just treats everyone like crap on all of his reality shows (The Hills, Keeping Up With the Kardassians, Princes of Malibu, Bromance...etc). So that's different than saying someone is ugly.


Elise said:
"*Ouch* Harsh! I often think that the appearance of genetically gifted women are ripped apart and criticized (when they are obviously GORGEOUS), so it's interesting to see the same thing being done to genetically gifted men."

Actually, my issue with these men is that they are not genetically gifted at all.....send me to any major college campus and I could find you a dozen that look better in about ten minutes. The bar has been set way too low.


I so don't get the Robert Pattison love, either...I know other posters have commented on it as well, but he just looks like he rolled out of bed and hasn't bathed for a week. To me, that is not attractive at all.


The thing about Pattinson is he's making himself look less attractive on purpose. He has nice features, but his "style" choices aren't doing him any favors.

That said, he's not my type at all. Like I said earlier, Chris Pine all the way. He wears that beard well.


I totally agree. Where are the MEN (Aside from the Rock)? I guess I'm just an old broad now, because all of them look younger than my 19-year-old son! Does nothing for me. Where's Daniel Craig? Gerard Butler? Hell, Craig Ferguson is hotter (and seriously funnier) than these twinks...


Mrs. P
6/18/09 11:13 AM

Why Chris Pine and not the hottie who plays Spock? I love that guy.

Word, Mrs. P. Word.

Zachary Quinto. Is. The. Hotness.

Still, Mr. Pine is yet another reason Captain Kirk will remain throughout the ages the stuff of legend.

I hated The Rock-- extra ham no wry. Until I saw that picture.
Yum. Suddenly deserves a 2nd look.
It's rumored he's going to play "Race Bannon" in the new "Jonny Quest" movie w/ Miss Ephron playing JQ. I only hope that's half right.


The only ones who work for me are the ADULTS: The Rock and Common (though my feelings on the Rock are admittedly ambiguous: hot tattoos, but a Republican).

Otherwise, as Fresa said above, the bar is being set WAY too low. And about the age issue: though I think most of these "men" are in their early-mid 20s and not teenagers, I still think of People as something read primarily by middle-aged straight women. This is more like a spread for Seventeen.


You know who's sexy for me?




ROOSEVELT!


Yeah, Taft had the beard, but Roosevelt was mobile.
Gimme a nickel, shonny! I want to go see Roosevelt in one of them talkin' pictures they keep talking about.

Git me my horseless carriage!


Well, there's really good looking and then there's sexy. I mean, they're often two totally different things, and I'm not seeing too much sexy here. The only person I can think of who's insanely pretty and sexy is Johnny Depp. None of these pretty boys have what he has.

Taylor Kitsch is ridiculously handsome. He's probably also young enough to be my son, so that's a big old no.
RE: Adam Lambert. He's cute as hell without the make-up. He looks like a whole different person.

I do have a thing for Dwayne though.


The Rock is single? When did that happen?


These guys are cute but not sexy. I prefer a more manly looking man but my daughters (16 and 20) would probably disagree.


Just greatful that I was not subjected to yet another picture of Zac Efron!

Love Chris Pine!! I've loved him ever since I first saw him in "Princess Diaries 2!" (I've got 3 girls so sue me!) ;)


I've reached a sad point in my life when 5 of these dudes are actually younger than me. Maybe that's why I find myself so decidedly not attracted to them.

Yet, Chris Pine is really hot with the beard. Dwayne Johnson, YUM! But I feel like so many men were missing....


My love for The Rock has grown along with his hotness. I think the fact the he's self-aware of his terrible acting abilities just makes him that much better.

Common doesn't age.

I completely agree with you on every one of them.


Adam Lambert reminds me of Shannel from Rupaul's Drag Race.


Anonymous said...
"Gimme a nickel, shonny! I want to go see Roosevelt in one of them talkin' pictures they keep talking about. "

I ALMOST peed my pants....thank you!


Amen about Pattinson - he looks like Cormagnon man with perpetual indigestion. Ack.


"I've reached a sad point in my life when 5 of these dudes are actually younger than me."

Careful Whitney, you've probably just characterized 90% of the readers of this blog as being at a "sad point in their lives."


Chace Crawford = 24
Chris Pine = 29
Shia Labeouf = 23
Adam Lambert = 27
Ryan Eggold = 25
Kellan Lutz = 24
Dwayne Johnson = 37
Brody Jenner = 26
Common = 37
Taylor Kitsch = 28
Robert Pattinson = 23

(according to imdb.com)


Anonymous said...
"Careful Whitney, you've probably just characterized 90% of the readers of this blog as being at a "sad point in their lives."

Sorry anon, you're right. I meant to say that I'm still young enough that 2 or 3 years ago, they would have been my age, but I have officially passed the age of boy band, heart throb, teenage girl attracting IT boys. I'm just starting to see how young the guys were that I drooled over in high school.

No one here has passed their prime, I'm sure! Our tastes have simply matured ;) As you can see by my icon.


hell they are all younger than, doesnt bother me one bit!


Agh!

What is this?! They need to rename it to, "Tweener Sexiest Boy Awards," excluding The Rock and Common. These were so clearly picked with the Twilight & High School Musical crowd in mind.

I don't care if they are all mostly my age (20,) the pretty boy thing is blech. So is the "I haven't showered in a month" look. :coughpattinsoncough:


I wonder what kind of bird is nesting in Robert Pattinson's hair?
I only know who 4 of those guys are and Geez Louise, Chace Crawford sure is pretty. If I was 20 years younger, I'd have a poster of him on my wall. Adam Lambert, not hot. Talented, but not hot. Shia, whateverhthellhisnameis, so not hot, not on his best day. The rest were ok.


As #1, I am also a straight white girl... and you guys are dead on. WHO TF said Shia is even attractive.... UGLY! He's just a product of marketing, bc I don't think anyone would turn their head if they saw him on the street before the hair&make-up.
Adam... gross (what is up with that eyeliner and your face us NOT pretty). Chace... OK, I agree, cute as a button. But is there any man with a jawbone, a real nose, natural wavy hair... NOT ubsersexual?


I'm a straight Asian girl, and I agree with everything except for darling Glambert!
I love, love, love him.


I agree, R-Patz seriously needs to shower. He does have really gorgeous features when cleaned up, though. Not my type, but beautiful to look at.

I usually agree with you about pretty boys, but Chace Crawford is a wonder to watch on screen - he's more telegenic than photogenic. It sounds weird, but he has the most INCREDIBLE eyebrows.


I don't know what "fenh" means but I suspect it's not good. Taylor Kitsch has great bedroom eyes.

Star Trek made me like Chris Pine less, and I've never understood the Pattinson love. Even in HP 4, I thought "this is supposed to be the ultra-handsome school hero?" Nah.


'Robert Pattenson..GROSS'.

On the nose guys. I can smell him through the screen.


At 31, I just have to say what a relief it is not to be attracted to guys like this anymore....


I was enjoying the eye-candy until the R. Pat picture. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Thanks for the recoil guys.


If you guys only know who one or two of these guys are, you do not follow pop culture AT ALL and probably no longer have any relevant opinions as to what is "in" at any given time. For realz.


I'm 24, girly girl, totally agree with you guys. NEVER understood the whole Pattinson frenzy


"and his twin sister Zac Efron"

LOL. I love you guys.

-gg


Anon 12:27 wrote:
"If you guys only know who one or two of these guys are, you do not follow pop culture AT ALL and probably no longer have any relevant opinions as to what is "in" at any given time. For realz."


Sweetheart, soon enough you'll be a grownup and you'll tire of Tiger Beat and MTV too. Those of us who no longer (have time to) follow pop culture have all been where you are right now. You'll grow out of it and the younger generation will laugh at you too. For Realsies.


I LOVE Chace and Kellan.

I love RPattz when he's showered and looks put together.


What's wrong with Robert Pattinson? I thought people liked The Cure.


I looooove Taylor Kitsch. Thought he was fantastic as Gambit.


Since Star Trek, Chris Pine is my favorite person. UNREASONABLY PRETTY BUT ALSO DASHING AND BAD ASS.


This list is completely lame. It's great for a 13 year old but I want my George Clooney!!!


Anonymous said...

Anon 12:27 wrote:
"If you guys only know who one or two of these guys are, you do not follow pop culture AT ALL and probably no longer have any relevant opinions as to what is "in" at any given time. For realz."


Sweetheart, soon enough you'll be a grownup and you'll tire of Tiger Beat and MTV too. Those of us who no longer (have time to) follow pop culture have all been where you are right now. You'll grow out of it and the younger generation will laugh at you too. For Realsies
.

Well, you can disguise your cluelessness by pretending that this is all about, uh, TIGER BEAT (FYI, they still sell them but that's not where the tweens get their tween idol info anymore either) but I won't even bother to point out to you that most of these guys are not the Tiget Beat type. In fact, all of these guys (with the exception of Adam Lambert) have hit TV shows on the air or big movies coming out this summer. That, of course, is why they are on the list, so if you don't know any of them it's because you're not really following the entertainment industry - which is fine, nobody said you had to, just don't turn around and pretend like you know what's up. Age has nothing to do with awareness, after all, and I'm pretty sure my 60-year-old mother could tell you who most of these guys are. Thanks.


Anon @ 12:17 & 12:49: Ha! You're hilarious-- good parody!


Overall, boring snoring. If I had to pick one, I guess I'd go with Chris Pine, though The Rock (sorry, just can't call him by his redneck name) is getting better and better in his acting.


Tlo, please make your own sexiest men/bachelors list and show People how it's done! I (and I'm pretty sure all your readers) would love you forever!


No George Clooney? I'd take him over any of these pretty boys any day. (Though Chris Pine might be a tad tempting.)

Pattinson looks like he needs a strong, hot shower with some very good shampoo. Really, just yuck.


Your assessment of these girly men is perfect, TLo. I am a straight female and only Common raised my nipples. Apparently the coveted People demographic is now 14-17 years old, the new 'Tiger Beat' magazine. Robert Pattinson IS Gross. I wouldn't let him touch me if he DID have a ten foot 'pole'.


second the request for your own list of hotness.

ALSO second the query: have you seen Zachary Quinto???? he leaves Chris Pine in the dust.


Anyone who doesn't think Taylor K is hot must NOT watch Friday Night Lights (and should immediately correct that glaring oversight).


Shia, just stop it. You ain't Colin Farrell.


Absolutely! Not only do I not understand the fascination with Pattinson, he skeeves me out.


"Anon said: ROOSEVELT!
Yeah, Taft had the beard, but Roosevelt was mobile."




Actually, Roosevelt WAS a beard.

But that's another post.

--GothamTomato


Fresca said...

Anon @ 12:17 & 12:49: Ha! You're hilarious-- good parody
!

There was nothing parodic about it, and saying it doesn't make it so, but ok. I guess TLo is either 13 or do nothing but read TeanBeat 24/7 since they seemed to know who most of the guys were. But oh, I must be some celebrity-obsessed pre-teen to know who Robert Pattinson is. Or, you know, I watch TV and get on the Internet sometimes and have eyes and a non-dementia-addled brain. Same thing.


"GROSS."

this. THANK YOU.


Chase Crawford is hot...way better looking than Zac-somebody please stop giving him work-Efron. Definitely take him over Efron any day.

And Shia, oh man, as he's gotten older he's gotten so sexy. WANT.

Lambert is just creepy.

I don't know who Ryan Eggold is but I do know he's very yummy.

Brody Jenner looks fake as hell...I wonder what all they airbrushed out of his pic.

Pattenson looks like drug addict...he was never that good looking to begin with but in this pic he looks like he just slithered out of a methadone clinic.


I said this once to another woman and she agreed: if you took a twentysomething-year-old guy and set him next to a man who was older than that, you would see a serious difference. I feel as if this list is catered to younger viewers, and while many of these guys here I wouldn't COMPLAIN about dating (I mean seriously, I'm no supermodel), I would still pick the older men presented. Why? They're actually men.


another laura

Oh troll, please go away, you're harshing my buzz.


"and his twin sister Zac Efron"
oh my gosh, that's why I always get them confused!!!! :-)

"Pattinson "Gross"
Thanks!!!!

but Chris Pine: super HOT!


Anon, darling.... knowledge of who any of these jokers are is not a litmus test for anything-- coolness, worldliness, age, knowledge of pop culture, nada. Pop culture is "the totality of distinct memes, ideas, perspectives, and attitudes that are deemed preferred per an informal consensus within the mainstream of a given culture"-- not just the summation of whatever vapid 23 year olds with five-o'-clock shadows and messy hair are showing up in the most recent superhero movie. That kind of crap is reserved mostly for, oh....let's see.....People Magazine!

Point being: People are still able to make perfectly justified assessments of someone's appearance whether they know who the fuck he is or not, and to dismiss their opinions as "irrelevant" on such a basis is laughable and just makes you look like a child. But not as much as your tell-tale literalism and defensiveness. Chill out. Relax. Don't take other people's opinions personally when they have nothing to do with you. You'll enjoy hanging out here much more.


"Mistifi said...
Come on, Pattinson, Do you even OWN a brush? Invest the 6 or 7 dollars. It would be well worth it, I promise."


David Tennant can wear wild hair and carry it off but then, the man can also rock Shakespeare or a velvet suit so it's not surprising. He may even be able to rock Shakespeare in a velvet suit but I'm not going to push it.

Rpatz's hair looks like it's trying to escape his head in horror.

Chris Pine remains one GQMF and the finest specimen on this list.


I am aghast. I am a straight black girl and I agree with everything you guys wrote too.

Maybe it's a Philly thing?

Anyway, I have a whole new respect for all TLo opinions.


Robert Pattinson looks like he's riding the express train to Pete Doherty-ville


What a pathetic list! (I'm 20 and I would take George Clooney over these boys any day)

Also, Taylor Kitsch - not as hot as Tim Riggins. sadly


Another straight girl here, and I ALWAYS agree with your assessments of teh hotties. I like MEN, not angsty-boy types.

I've always thought the Rock was hot - sweet face and the body - oh the body!

And TLO have you seen the EW covers with Ryan Reynolds? He's (unfortunately) very orange, but he has body hair! So hot.

OK, I'm off to google Common now, because I have no idea who he is and I need to see more of him, preferably wearing less, as soon as possible.


Maura, you hit the nail on the head.

Celebrities in general don't have that extra "something" that someone like Johnny Depp had.

Even as a tween I never really liked the guys who were just cute. I liked the cool guys.

Most of these guys on this list are just cute, or had a good stylist. Too made up.

Need more masculine men.

Trust me ladies and gentlemen a man who is just good looking and no good in the sack is worthless.


*sigh*
I'm too old & out of the loop....
"Who? Who? Who?"
People Magazine, my patootie. This was more for the Seventeen Mag crowd.


None of these pretty boys do it for me. This kind of look never has.

But then, I find Michael Emerson to be very sexy in an interesting unconventional way, so that kind of places me on a different planet altogether. :)


You know, I think a lot of this "hairless [30-something, I might add] boys" vs. "REAL MEN" comments are borderline offensive. I don't think the Mom Squad here would be so happy if everyone started detailing how "real women" need to be attractive size 6's and do nothing but cook or clean. You know, because all women should be only ONE THING and all men should be ONE other thing. I guess you can all sleep tight with your bodybuilder, lion mountain-wrestling husbands knowing how "unhypocritical" you are. Ugh.


I'm very happy to see Adam Lambert on the list...not because I find him at all attractive. (I don't, but I will say that by all accounts he is supposed to be a very professional and personable young man)

I'm just thrilled at the acknowledgement that all "hot bachelors" are not straight or pretending to be. It's always nice to see it recognized that not all "dateable" people wish to date someone of the opposite sex.


I must be getting old because there were several of these guys here that I just said, "WHO???" And normally I at least know who they are by virtue of them making the cover of at least a tabloid or two. Nope. Don't recall a couple of those faces. And Mr. Twilight? C'mon. Really?


The first one of these guys who buys me a drink in some seedy dive is the hottest!

BrianB


I second (and third) the discussions here about the way bland, packaged "pretty boys" have long been held up as a mainstream standard of male beauty. In my own tween days, I about gagged on the offerings (Ricky Schroeder, anyone? The Coreys? God forbid, Kirk Cameron?) and thought I had died and gone to heaven when 21 Jump Street first brought us the god that is Johnny Depp.


Every time I see Robert Pattinson in pics I want to scream "COMB YOUR HAIR!". And what is with that permanent bleary-eyed look he's always sporting?


I used to sit through Smackdown just to smell what the Rock is cookin!


Robert Pattinson makes me want to hurl, and he looks completely baked in that picture. Ugh.

I've always had kind of a Rock thing. And I have no idea who Common is but come over here by Mamma!


"You know, I think a lot of this "hairless [30-something, I might add] boys" vs. "REAL MEN" comments are borderline offensive. I don't think the Mom Squad here would be so happy if everyone started detailing how "real women" need to be attractive size 6's and do nothing but cook or clean."

Dumb analogy. This is a conversation about aesthetics, not gender norms.


Oh, and only two of the men listed are "30-something." Their ages were listed above.


You know, Patterson was cute in Harry Potter, but now he just looks like a dude who wears the same underwear for a week.
ugh.

The mom in me just wants to wash his fraking hair.

None of those guys do anything for me...where is The Clooney?


They're not really my type, but I wouldn't kick Chris Pine out of my bed.


Pattinson is only attractive for the psychotic abusive stalker he plays in that alleged vampire movie. I swear I have no hope for humanity when something like Twilight is good for mass consumption.


Boys, like many other posters, I agree with every single thing that you wrote.

One other thing, Ashley wrote:

I went to high school with Chace Crawford. She and her sister were the prettiest girls in school.

(But seriously, his sister is gorgeous)


I was in several classes with Chace's sister in college. I sat right next to her in one of them. I thought she was really rather plain. I was amazed when Candace talked about being Miss Missouri and competing for Miss USA. It was really quite a transformation to see her with 5 pounds of makeup on for that pageant. I did see the resemblance between the two of them though.


I couldn't agree more about Dwayne Johnson. And I didn't expect to like Chris Pine, either, but I was riveted in Star Trek. Alas, he's still a little too young for me.


Anonymous said...
You know, I think a lot of this "hairless [30-something, I might add] boys" vs. "REAL MEN" comments are borderline offensive.


Here's the thing:

Half of these guys on here are manufactured and have no character of their own.
Personally I can find attractiveness in McCauly Culkin, James Baldwin -the writer , Danny Devito, Ru Paul, Al Pacino, Jeff Goldblum , and Common. All of these men are real because they have character and personality and it shines through in what they do.

It's like the difference between the original Star Wars trilogy and the prequels.

The original was gritty and had character and depth. The newer ones were just special effects.


Robert Pattinson looks like he should be doing coke off of Kate Moss's stomach.


Dwayne Johnson is most definitely improving with age and the manliest man of the bunch....I mean c'mon...who are these guys anyway and why are they famous?...never got the appeal of a pretty boy...


It brings joy to my heart knwoing I am not the only person in the world that thinks that Robert Pattirson or whatever is UGLY.


Anonymous said...

"You know, I think a lot of this "hairless [30-something, I might add] boys" vs. "REAL MEN" comments are borderline offensive. I don't think the Mom Squad here would be so happy if everyone started detailing how "real women" need to be attractive size 6's and do nothing but cook or clean."

Dumb analogy. This is a conversation about aesthetics, not gender norms
.

Lol. I'll remember that the next time TLo posts a picture of a woman and I say she's overweight. No negative responses 'cause it's all about aesthetics, right? Oh and please tell me what aesthetic "real man" is, because the last time I checked it wasn't very apparent.


Apparently, there are a LOT of women who adore the pretty boys, so anon 6:20, you have nothing to be so upset about. So what if most of the responses here indicate a preference for a different type? It's not like these pretty guys are being discriminated against and are being unjustly held back socially in any way. I think your comparison of this to weight issues with women is a bit of a stretch. You seem to be taking all of this to heart. It may be because you are a man with soft features who is taking the remarks personally? The guys in this issue of People obviously have a huge fan base. Don't let a few posts here upset you so.


Um, no, I'm not upset, and as I said earlier I fully understand that people have different tastes. I am none of these men, so why would I give a fuck who thinks they're attractive and who doesn't? I just think the double standard that's constantly here is so annoying. The slightest criticism a woman receives and the Mom Brigade rears it's ugly head to bitch and scream about, oh, nothing, but then of course they can say anything they want about men since it's "just aesthetics." Give me a fucking break. And by the by, I'm a gay guy so I really couldn't give a shit about the tastes of middle-aged women in men. I just find the hypocrisy and attitude a little gross. Now, cue the next "Some people just DON'T LIKE PRETTY GUYS@@#!@#$@!$" comment, haha. Reading comprehension is fun.


Re, Zachary Quinto=hotness, Hellz. To. The. Yeah. I understand the appeal of Chris Pine, but not for me. I thought for sure ZQ would be on the list, but alas.

Chace being Zac Efron's twin sister was pure gold. Common surprised me with his surprising hotness I was not aware of, me-ow. Oh, R-Pat. and your questionable "hygiene," there are no more words that haven't been said already. As for Shia LeBeouf, I'll use one of my favourite Michael Bluth lines, "That's not HOT wrong, that's just regular wrong." Seriously, creepy does not even begin to describe the interviews he's given. The rest, I'm indifferent on.


really? In the whole freakin' world this is what they came up with?

All of them are OUT.


Pretty boys remind me of the jack---s in high school...pretty, but vacant, arrogant, and just plain full of themselves. /ugh

Again the political attacks - CLASSY (not) - BB What's ugly is talking that way about another person (unless, of course, it's Dick Cheney, in which case, knock yourself out). you can hate his (and SP's politics), but with BS cmts like this, YOU make yourself sound like the "douche". (So are you also the anon with the c comments?)

(I've met people who've met him and said he was a very gracious man.)
Ann


Anon 6:18, you seem to have some very serious issues with your mom. Keep your mom-hate to yourself. It has no place here. Get over it, please.


??? what "Mom Brigade" is that angry anon blathering about? I don't remember multiple posts from mothers here on this blog or anything about motherhood. Although I'm sure there are some mothers here, just as there are other people from various walks of life. So what is the problem???


I laughed so hard at Robert Pattinson! That boy must be ego-tripping like a mad man at this point, what with being cast in two roles so far where the character is described as being devastatingly attractive. Two choices I'm thoroughly puzzled by. I don't think he's attractive, conventionally or otherwise.


Maybe you should read AARP's most eligible bachelors... Why bother posting something if you're just going with your own opinion? In every post, you're so objective and look at it universally but here it's just judgment. GROSS.


Are there really people out there that think Robert Patterson is attractive, or do that just think they are supposed to find him attractive? Blech!


I have a theory about Pattinson: the grubbiness is a defense mechanism. He has millions of Twihards shrieking about him 24/7, and he's doing everything he can to get them to leave him alone. Can you blame the guy?

It's either that or Stacy's theory that he is so full of himself he just doesn't care. As I like to think the best of people until I'm forced to do otherwise (heh), I'll hope that my theory is correct.

Underneath the grunge, he has a classically handsome face, the kind you could find sculpted by Romans 2000+ years ago. It's a shame he walks around looking as if he's homeless.


Common is halfway decent, and the rock does look a little better with age but damn. Who the F are these people? If this is a "hot" bachelor's list, I'll be single forever because the pickins are slim.

What is the deal with this Pattinson guy? He's disgusting, and not in the hot early 90s rocker unshaven way but in the lame lives-through-the laptop-in-moms-basement kind of way.
Eeew.

Where are the real men?


Anonymous
6/18/09 7:07 PM Pretty boys remind me of the jack---s in high school...pretty, but vacant, arrogant, and just plain full of themselves. /ugh

Again the political attacks - CLASSY (not) - BB What's ugly is talking that way about another person (unless, of course, it's Dick Cheney, in which case, knock yourself out). you can hate his (and SP's politics), but with BS cmts like this, YOU make yourself sound like the "douche". (So are you also the anon with the c comments?)

(I've met people who've met him and said he was a very gracious man.)
Ann


I didn't know that Coulter posted here!


Kellan Lutz plays one of the vampires in that twihard movie. He's the hottest one, though, imho. He's even better shirtless. :P

He used to model for our department store so I have a special place for him in my heart.... and my pants. :P


Kellan Lutz is HOT and apparently has a big one : ) Anyone seen his pics getting out of the gym? That is NOT a wallet or his keys.


Chris Pine is pretty hot. I haven't seen Star Trek yet though....someday, I hope. LOL

The Rock is pretty hot in a cut way.

I don't know any of the rest except for Pattinson, who by the way needs not only a shower but someone to THIN OUT THE EYEBROWS!!!!

(BTW: I absolutely f*cking HATED the movie Twilight--but LOVE the books..and he is NO Edward! Just a jab here, but they are already casting for the third movie, they shot the second movie in about a month. I think we're looking at a churn it through the grinder crap before the bit hit status wears off--that includes Pattinson's "mystique". LMAO)

Someone mentioned Rick Schroder..LMFAO, I remember when he made the list too....I about gagged! LOL!!!

So I ask ya, where are the "real men?" If you look at the demographics of People Mag, you are not going to find tweens buying it, or even Teens. Late 20's - 30's mostly female is their target audience. Someone mentioned publicity...you'd think the editors at People would be more thoughtful than who gets the most publicity....as in KNOWING their target audience as opposed to just the pop culture of the last few months or so. JMO


darlings, age doesn't make a boy a man. And bathing won't make young Mr. Pattinson pretty. I'm just glad that the oft mentioned Mr. Efron isn't present on the list, although apparently he is in all your hearts as we keep mentioning him.

the trouble is, sexy men get snapped up and married off, even in Hollywood. If we could compile a list of hotness based solely on looks, we'd have a very different list...


Forgive me if I'm clueless, but isn't the Rock Married? Totally hot, though, especially since he's been toning down the wwf moves and beefing up his comedy. Also agree with the comments about Geo. Clooney. As the mom of a tween girl, I do understand the appeal of the twin sisters...they seem non-threatening to me.


Totally agree with you except in re: Taylor Kitsch. Have you guys ever watched Friday Night Lights? Awesome show and he is so HOT on it!


Hey c'mon T-Lo! Girls are INTO pretty boys these days. I personally love them, for I do so confess a not-at-all-secret love for the Prettiest One of All, Orlando Bloom.

And by the way, if by REAL men it mean sweaty, muscly, grungy cave-men who's vocab consists of grunts, I'll pass, and take these pretty boys anytime!


I find it fascinating how these guys become the hottest men on the planet. The grocery guy near my house is way hotter than any of these guys. Look at Robert Pattinson, for example. He makes a movie and boom, he's every teenager's dream. Would you look at him twice if he wasn't famous? He looks like a drug addict in need of a shower.


" Ithildin Galad said...
Hey c'mon T-Lo! Girls are INTO pretty boys these days."

Speak for yourself, dear. I like men that look like a men, and I get to wear the makeup, no compromise.


I, too, would like you to revisit the Taylor Kitsch "fenh". That particular picture makes him look like a lady, but trust me, HOT.
I'm not 30 yet, and I didn't know who half those guys were until I looked them up. Sigh.


Give me MEN, not boys, any day.

I give you the flip side of the "REAL women" kerfuffle. XD

Hah, I did assume this Chace person was ZEfron at first glance, but I guess it's just the hair--ZEfron can look pretty haggard, though.

No hits until Kellan Lutz, who is in Twilight (kajhgdfladkh) (that is a bad kajhgdfladkh, to be clear), but also was in Stick It, which was Not A Good Movie, but I enjoyed it~!  Uh, I have no idea who his character was, though.

No more hits after that either, although I'll agree with you on Common and the Rock, if pressed.

Is this the full list, or did you just pick some winners for us? >.>


I reject this list for not containing Vin Diesel (say what you like about his acting but genetically gifted he IS) but silmultaneously forgive it for including Common and The Rock.

Would have appreciated more Alan Rickman, or is he married?


To quote Kim Cattral in Sex and the City, "I don't know whether to burp him or blow him!"

That is what I feel when I look at those vapid looking man children.


Yes, I prefer a "manlier" type of man, like The Rock or Common. I've always liked The Rock; he seems sweet and has a sense of humor.

I don't think Pattinson even has good features. He was the right choice for the vampire role, though. Look at those weird eyes.

I agree with you TLo--what does that say about me, that a middle-aged, straight, white woman has the same taste in men as you guys? (That I have great taste, of course!)

Who is this Eggold guy? Very cute.


Another Suburban Mom said...
To quote Kim Cattral in Sex and the City, "I don't know whether to burp him or blow him!"

That is what I feel when I look at those vapid looking man children.

6/18/09 10:44 PM


OMG, THAT is funnier than sh*t!!!

I don't get the whole thing...sorry, but I don't. I can kind of see The Rock--but that's because he stands out from the rest.

Speaking of the rest...no thanks. I'll go curl up with my growling ex-marine and be happier than if I landed any of those "kids".

Not one of them (Rock excepted) have bodies filled out enough for me. I like a good chest, nice broad shoulders and cleanliness. You know enough substance so they don't break in bed. They are all too frail looking to be much good beyond five minutes so what is the point? :P


CroqueMonsieur
6/18/09 4:04 PM

They're not really my type, but I wouldn't kick Chris Pine out of my bed.


I would. There's more room on the floor!


The funny thing about Johnny Depp is that if he were to be a different sort of actor, he would have definitely been labeled a "pretty boy," especially when he was younger. He avoided that by the roles he filled.


"They are all too frail looking to be much good beyond five minutes so what is the point?"

Sometimes the skinny guys have a lot of stamina, like marathon runners. Hee. But I sure hate it when there's a possibility I could outweigh my guy--and I don't weigh a lot! It just puts pressure on me to keep that extra ten pounds off.

I don't know, but if I were going to go the "pretty" route, I'd rather go with Ephron or Ed Westwick than this kid.

BTW in an AOL poll, 58% said Chace should NOT be the hottest bachelor. Unfortunately, when asked to vote, 35% picked Pattinson! (The Rock was 2nd, Shia was 3rd.)


fashionablylate

Dwayne Johnson has been on my short list of Hollywood hotties for a few years now. The man is sexy as hell. Ben Affleck and Ryan Reynolds round out the top three.

And count me among those who want to see YOUR list of Hottest Hunks, TLo!


I am jumping on the TLo Hot List band wagon, please boys!

I too only found Common worthy of my attention.
And I am older than all of them; Common and Dwayne are close though, and both are older than my husband.
I did know who 3/4 of them were.


We definitely need a TLo hottest bachelors 2009 list! Come on you guys!!

First off, I'm 24, so it's not the age that bothers me.

Chace is really pretty, stunning eyes and all, just does not speak sex to me.

The Rpatz thing I simply do NOT get at all. And it's not hygiene realted eather. The boy does nothing.

Chris is definitely Fine, but in what universe is Shia LaDuche hot?!

Kellan, Ryan - Ok, there's potential there, but top 10? Really?

Tyler does it for me on FNL, but it's more the appeal of the character, I think. Not that hot in interviews.

Common = hotness, no complaints there.

Brody Jener WTF? What's next? Spencer Twatt??

I'm not that into huge muscles and intense brow-raising, but I have to admit The Rock is really aging well.

I'm with you on the Adam sex-lessness.

Now on to a guy I feel seriously brings the hotness - Gaspard Ulliel (French, not very popular in the US, I think - your loss, lol). He's not pretty in a Chace and Zefron kind of way, but I find his features so intriguing and captivating and that's what's incredibly hot to me in a man.

I'll take him over the whole People's list in a heartbeat! Gaspard FTW!


I have nothing to say, beside of......I LOVE CHRIS PINE!!!!!
Love him love him since the Princess Diary 2~~~~~~
Ok, tat's it!


Where are the Asians?! Does People mag sell only in US and UK?

I like pretty boys but the ones here are so on their last minute of the 15.

Takeshi Kaneshiro gets my vote!

-anin


@Betty 11:12
Why are they making men/boys look more and more feminine? Because that is what women say they want. Like Aly 11.17, they do not want them "all musclely". They want them waxed and clean and shaven and sensitive and in short...like women. I even heard a female comic suggest men shave their pits. When you manscape and clean up a man TOO much, he is a woman. American women are emasculating American men...that and the hormones in our food (men do NOT drink Soy milk!) And men, in an effort to just get women to shut the hell up, are allowing themselves to be made over in women's image.


@ Brooklyn Bomber
Why can't we say some of these guys are ugly? PEOPLE claims they are beautiful. When people put themselves out there largely based on their looks (models, actors) they have to expect to be judged. I suppose next we won't be allowed to comment on what someone says or does? Are we suppose to just accept what people say and write, or what people design, as well as how they look? Stop being so politically correct and giving everyone a huggy star for just showing up. These boys/men, like Cheney, put themselves into the public eye and have to learn to deal with public judgment...no matter how harsh.


Anonymous
6/19/09 8:35 AM @Betty 11:12
Why are they making men/boys look more and more feminine? Because that is what women say they want. Like Aly 11.17, they do not want them "all musclely". They want them waxed and clean and shaven and sensitive and in short...like women. I even heard a female comic suggest men shave their pits. When you manscape and clean up a man TOO much, he is a woman. American women are emasculating American men...that and the hormones in our food (men do NOT drink Soy milk!) And men, in an effort to just get women to shut the hell up, are allowing themselves to be made over in women's image.


Oh, Jesus. It's just a FUCKIN' MAGAZINE, not a sociology experiment.

What's with all the fuckin' psychoanalysis?


Please skip over my posts and just read the ones that say "Ew! He should shower." I would not want anyone to have to, you know, think.


Actually, I think all these "give me a real man" complaints are more equivalent to the multiple cries of "EAT A SANDWICH" every time a skinny celeb appears.

There is no great sociological import. Some people find androgyny sexy, others are drawn to more extremes on the gender expression spectrum. Jenny Shimizu and Marilyn Monroe -- both sexy. See?

That said, it appears that the folks at people are not diverse enough in their tastes to satisfy the TLo viewers, Lol. I'd add that the list is also pretty limited in the personal that can be seen as sexy...where are the funny, smart guys? Usually there is a token Stewart or Krazinski thrown in the mix...


Whatever happened to TLO's old motto--"We're gay. We judge. That's what we do."?
Too many people are fighting over judgments instead of just accepting that we all have our own. How insecure! If you can not stand to read an opposite opinion, then maybe there is something weak and wrong with the logic and basis of your own opinion. Or maybe there is just something wrong with you.


Anonymous
6/19/09 9:14 AM Please skip over my posts and just read the ones that say "Ew! He should shower." I would not want anyone to have to, you know, think.


I have no idea who you are, so I skip over them anyway.

I don't care about anyone's opinion except my own.
:0p


Elaine said...
...where are the funny, smart guys? Usually there is a token Stewart or Krazinski thrown in the mix...

6/19/09 9:21 AM


Dumb is the new smart.


who ARE these dudes? I like pretty-non-butch guys (my standard of hotness is rufus wainwright), but these guys all look ooky to me.

and Robert Pattinson - eurgh. People are only nuts about him because they're nuts about his dumb sparkly vampire character. Steve Buscemi could have played Edward and everyone would be drooling.

I must say, this crew does seem terribly young to me (and I'm just about 30). They seem curiously blank and ... same-y...we need some oddballs thrown in.


Elaine said...
Actually, I think all these "give me a real man" complaints are more equivalent to the multiple cries of "EAT A SANDWICH" every time a skinny celeb appears.


True, but "EAT A SANDWICH" is being heard more often than not. Unfortunately, nobody is listening.



For some reason starvation is sexy, I find it offensive. It is in direct correlation to the waistline growth of the average American though, so as models and actors become skinnier and skinnier the waistline of average people grows. Its all cyclical anyway, in another 5 years the size 0's will have to be size 2-4 in order to work. Maybe, just maybe volumptuouness will return, then again, maybe not. I hope it will just from a health standpoint of the general population. JMO.

Someone said something about American women demasculating their men. I don't find that is true. What the media wants is a different story--displays of men as androgenous boys is less threatening to the socio-economic heirarchy of the current media.


Taylor Kitsch is ALL kinds of yummy. I generally like the short haired type...but there is something about that man. OMG!

I don't get the swooning over Robert Pattinson, either. After reading the "Twilight" overly wordy saga...I think he was totally miscast.


What anonymous @ 9:23AM said. It's just about personal preference.

I'm not averse to the pretty, pretty man, what with him so pretty and all. It's just that, for me, pretty and sexy don't necessarily go hand in hand. Pretty is obvious. Sexy in more intangible.

I think almost all of these guys are great looking. Shia's appeal is lost on me, but I know a lot of women who love him. But, other than The Rock and Common, they're all young enough to be my son, which almost always means "not appealing" to me. There's too much of an ick factor that I can't get past.

Anyway, who's hot and who isn't seems like a silly argument for adults to be having. It makes me think of the arguments I had with my girlfriends over who was cuter - Davy Jones or Bobby Sherman. BTW, it was Davy, hands down. He was multi-talented. He could play the tambourine and he'd done stage work. Impressive!


God, Maura, you're right! THAT is what this list is missing! A good tambourine player!

And, anonymous, you miss my point. "EAT A SANDWICH" is just like "GROW UP!" Some "real women" are curvy, some "real women" are not. Some "real men" are pretty, some "real men" are butch. It's all good. Be who you are and all that, and variety is the spice of life.

My skinny, real woman self will eat a sandwich when I'm good and hungry, thanks, no matter what other folks say.


"If you guys only know who one or two of these guys are, you do not follow pop culture AT ALL and probably no longer have any relevant opinions as to what is "in" at any given time. For realz."

Seconded. All are fairly well known.


Ok, let me just say, if I had The Rock in my bed for the night......holy jesus, I cannot even describe the things I would do with that man......MmmmmMmmm.....

And isn't Common dating Serena Williams??.....Which makes him even more amazing, cuz she is such a bad ass, luv her!!!.....


I often wonder why so many people can't talk about what they find attractive without slamming what other people do.


I don't know, I think People was just trying to appeal to teen girls because I had to disagree with you on about half of them.


Dang People, this looks like year of the boy with Dwayne & Common posing as elder statesmen.

Agree with all your choices and Rob P seriously looks like he needs a flea dip/bath & shave. YUCK!


Elaine, you missed my point. I wasn't referring to the fact that skinny is ugly, I was saying that EAT A SANDWICH is being heard because people in general think the skinny celebs look unhealthy. Hence the starvation reference.

I am skinny myself but I look healthy, nourished and have muscle on my arms, not skin over bone sinew that you see in celeb pictures.

I think "we" as a society have taken weight and dress size to a VERY unhealthy level--and that includes the opposite trend..to be big.

To get back onto the point of the best bachelor's--its not just women. Men are pressured into being skeletons as well as displayed by the photos in the post. Only 2, and they are older, look healthy, the rest look like they need a good sandwich.


Dwayne, Common and Kitsch. So different, so perfect. Lay on me naked.


Aside from Rock and Common, I don't really know anyone else on that list.

Oh, gimme Benecio del Toro, Javier Bardem and Colin Farrell.

And another vote for the Clooney.


I would also mention #44, but I won't out of respect for ShelleyO.


Don't hate! It just makes you seem Jealous! Crawford and Kitsch are both VERY HOT! And should definitely be on this list! Different folks have different ideas of what hot is, and lately it's been Robert Pat. I'm just surprised he's not #1. I don't find him attractive at all but ALOT of people do, Do hate.


Hey, what's important is that a guy is great in bed and treats you right. That's hot. I like to look at manlier guys, but pretty (or hunky) is as pretty does!

I think Chris Pine could roll in horse manure and still look hotter than poor Mr. Pattinson. Oh, well, he'll do fine without my approval.

Ooo, maybe I'm not qualified to have an opinion because I don't watch 90210, Gossip Girl, or have a subscription to People magazine. Oops, sorry!


'nother straight white girl chiming in. I totally agree with you guys; the only one of those men I'd tackle is The Rock. Not a fan of pretty boys.


When I think "bachelor," I don't think of pretty little boys. (And bland ones, at that.)


oh man.. you guys made my day. so freaking funny.
i love what you guys said about Pattison - GROSS. hahaha that about sums it up and does he ever look like he showered?!


Common is common(-looking) as all get out. But Pattinson is a real turn-off, esp. if you know he admits to habitual bad hygiene. How did a professional dweeb like LeBoeuf get nominated? There's a place for pretty boys even if they're not your type. But why did you pick one of the most hideous pictures of Adam Lambert to showcase instead of one of the hundreds of gorgeous ones? He's a actually quite the charming chameleon and you aren't playing fair.





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