Check us out! Getting this post done before a week has gone by and we've all forgotten what the episode is about!
But in case you forgot: This week on MMAS: Hot, Wet (mostly) American Models!
It's always a shock on these bitchy fashion reality shows when someone comes along who's not only quietly professional, but also kind of sweet and patient. Someone obviously dropped the ball by inviting Howard on.
Y'know, normally we'd be all "Sack up, ho," but she was genuinely scared and we felt bad for her.
And to her enormous credit (with a lot of help and hand-holding) she managed a pretty memorable shot.
As for the other shots...
So Jordan wins the go-see and takes the only girl she doesn't seem to hate along with her.
It's not surprising that she booked a gig out of it. In a lot of ways, Jordan is the female Jonathan. She's professional and knows what people are looking for. It helps that she's tiny.
No doubt, many of the women in the audience would kill to have a body as "flawed" as Salome's, but the thing is, she really doesn't look all that great in pictures when she's got so much exposed. It's not that she's fat. Of course she's not fat. It's that she's very soft-looking. Yeah, she could probably stand to lose 5 pounds for her career but what she really needs is to tone herself up a bit.
Call us cranky old men if you want, but watching a bunch of college students playing drinking games is so not what we consider fabulous.
Especially when it leads to the inevitable "Shmoopie, I'm sorry." "No, BooBoo, I'M sorry." exchange. Bleh.
It's about time they brought someone in to actually train these models. He managed to help out the girls that needed it, but for some reason, most of the guys walked WORSE after his advice.
Especially Jonathan. Look how stiff he looks. Some models can do it on instinct and when they get instructions, it throws them off. Kerryn and Mountaha continue to show great walks and we were glad to see Mountaha get a little recognition for that this week, especially since we think she had the worst outfit to wear.
It was also nice to see Sandhurst get a little love this week. Granted, it was one of those arbitrary, "He hasn't won yet? Let's give it to him" wins, but still.
We were afraid they were going to cut Branden loose because, let's face it, the criticism that he was getting too cocky and too cheesy was dead on. The judges took into consideration his potential (because he's shown a lot) and made the right choice in the end.
See that facial expression? That's "fear." Unfortunately for Gabriel, it's also "anger," "lust," "joy," and whatever other emotions he feels. He DOES feel emotions, right? It's kinda hard to tell.
"SHMOOPIE'S GONE FOREVER!!!!!"
Oh calm down. You can hook up with him at the reunion party.
[Photos: Howard Schatz/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]
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