Dancer- straight reindeer can't dance.

Comet's totally gay; he's neat, he's anal retentive, and he shares his name with that insufferable dog on Full House. You can't get much gayer than that.

Vixen, because if I were a Drag Queen, that'd be my name.

Happy EVERYTHING, Darlings! And to all the minions, too.

As for the contest:
Clearly, it's Donder. Why? Because she decided the perfectly good name she was christened with--Donna, pronounced Donner by her Long Island family--wasn't interesting enough. Nor was Long Island, where as a child she was ostracized for being, er different. So as soon as she graduated, she moved to the East Village, found her true tribe, and changed her name to Donder.

Love,
Brooklyn Bomber

While exhibistionistic Prancer and femme-y Vixen get all the attention, with everyone assuming that they know what's up, in reality, Prancer's just one of those annoying straight reindeer that like to tease both sexes equally and Vixen has something very peculiar going on with the domineering Mrs. Claus.

So, counterintuitively, it's Donder that's the gay reindeer. Growing up in a remote region of the Arctic, he suffered, both from being in the closet and from being constantly called "Donner" by his unfeeling classmates. (A touch of dyslexia let to all kinds of vicious "Donderhead" teasing as well).

Lucky for Donder, his burly physique (the product of solitary workout time during high school) led to the job with Santa and relocation to the bustling North Pole. Here, he's quickly become well known in "bear" circles for his bluff down-home style, and some say he's been seen canoodling with Knut, the Arctic's most famous bear.

Too easy- Prancer.

Since every once in a while there is a straight reindeer that can dance. But don't know any straight reindeer that have enough antlers to prnnce.

Prancer- who else would be so incredibly proud of their prancing gait? His twinkletoes love to mince, parade, sashay, skip, and flounce across the snow. Or in the mall with Mrs Claus to do some shopping! Prance away, my antlered friend!

Blitzen is bi.

Comet is gay.

Simple.

It's gotta be Blitzen.

To wit: Applications of the Blitzen machine include high-speed image processing (read:man-candy), where each processor operates on a pixel of the input image (read:nether region) and communicates with its grid neighbours (read: gay posse) to apply image processing filters on the image (read:to do or not to do?).
(source: dictionary.com)

How could it be any other?

love you guys!

I have to go with Cupid. He runs around in a loincloth and ribbons in his off hours. His arrow is always pointed straight at the best looking man in the room, and with a name like Cupid - well, of COURSE he's gay, darlings!

Mmmmwah! to both of you and a very merry Christmukkah and Happy Festivus to all!

Vixen is the gay one. She's a high-femme lesbian diva, and all the other lesbian reindeers want to buy her a drink, open the door for her, and treat her like the gorgeous gay reindeer lady that she is. Vixen is the kind of gay girl who has tons of gay boy friends around all the time -- she's the ultimate lesbian fag hag. She's a fabulous drag queen trapped in the body of a feminine lesbian. And most important of all: she would look great in a Jay McCarroll scarf!

Clearly it's Donder. You've used the pre-1939 lineup of Santa's Reindeer. See, back before the North Pole Workshop Anti-discrimination act of 1985, glbt elves and reindeer were subject to random termination and harassment based on sexual orientation. Donder fell victim to such discrimination when he was apprehended by the vice squad at a public park. Humiliated by the incident, Santa hired the much-less qualified Donner, hoping no one would notice the subtle name change. Among Santa insiders, Donder became a symbol of that ugly page in history and actively lobbied for glbt workshop protections. Sadly, he didn't live to see his life's work complete, but his memory lives on in gltb elves and reindeer everywhere.

"Tlo said:
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donder
Blitzen

Which one of Santa's Reindeer is Gay?"




I'm not sure which of the reindeer is gay, but I think the guy in that picture is the real estate broker who sold my apartment. But I digress...

Hmmm...Being one of the Chosen People, I've never spent much time analyzing Santa's reindeer. Santa never came to my house because, like Bill O'Reilly, he's part of the war on Chanukah. However, let's see if we can figure this one out logically:

Dasher - I've always suspected to be a closet case, but that just might be because he's British.

Dancer - Too obvious. The only one more obvious would be a reindeer named 'Skater'.

Vixen - Is simply the dominatrix reindeer.

Comet - Is merely abrasive.

Cupid - Is the little perv who runs around in a diaper, and as we know, most pervs are straight, so he's out.

Donder - Is the overlooked one; the Jan Brady reindeer. So, could be a lesbo.

Blitzen - Is definately the Yiddishe reindeer. He's just trying to avoid yet another holiday where we all get killed again.

Prancer - At first glance, would seem too obvious as well , but then, isn't he married to the Brooklyn bottle blonde from the 'Housewives of NYC'? That's it! The answer: It's Prancer.

--GothamTomato

Thanks for another year of great posts and all around bitchery!

Love the posts so far.

Blitzen -

First, I'm making the assumption that all the reindeer are male - shame on Santa for not being an equal opportunity reindeer employer!

Blitzen is at the back of the pack, and likes to keep it that way. The sight of all that buff reindeer tail just makes him pull that sleigh harder!

Also, he's been known to get a little teary-eyed when "Last Christmas" comes up on the i-pod.

Thanks TLo for another great contest, and Happy Holidays to you two!

Excuse me, but don't you know it's Blitzen? At first glance he would seem to be the macho-est reindeer, but that't the point. Santa told him that if he catches him one more time at the Manhole, the rough trade bar, he's off the reindeer team.

It's Prancer. Why?

Obviously both he and Dancer have second jobs as gypsies on Broadway. But Dancer is only in it for the chorus girls. Prancer would literally wither up and die if he couldn't sing and dance 8 times a week.

P.S. East Village is just the permanent address. Donder & her gal pals summer on Fire Island (I've seen them there, snacking on beachgrass), and spend the holidays--where else?--at the North Pole.

Dancer, after watching Center Stage one too many times and falling in love with Sascha Radetsky, decided to become a dancer in the American Ballet Academy. However, with a long line of sleigh reindeer in his family, it was clear what this nicknamed reindeer was destined to be. Despite his best efforts, Dancer remained in the North Pole, but every year on Christmas when Santa heads to New York, Dancer can be seen making a short stop in the dance academy to dance on stage, seeing what his life could have been.

HAHAHA!
All of you bitches are hilarious!
Backstories for Reindeer-- brilliant!
Gotta go w/ Dasher 'cause it's a name that says you're smartly getting your groove on quick!

Happy Christmakwanzafesnukah!

Who's the cutie in the photo?

I'll say Blitzen, but I have to base my answer on this strange little piece of fiction/fanfiction I found online: http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/cmascorner/Blitz.htm

Just to give you some of the gay highlights of the story:

He scrounged up some berries for breakfast

What self-respecting manly-reindeer eats berries for breakfast?

Blitzen decided to spend the afternoon at the elf work shop with Dancer. He had been good friends with Blitzen for many years

Good friends = butt buddies

Thousands of gadgits, toys, and other things Blitzen couldn't even put a name on (Dancer called the widgitsamagigs)

If Widgitsamagigs aren't some sort of homoerotic sex toy, then I don't know what they are.

Blitzen decided to go back to his home to do some last minute groomings. Hey, he wasn't vain, but if someone should by chance actually see the reindeer tonight, he wanted to look his Christmas best.

Reindeer primping. Need I explain that one?

Dinner time rolled along, and he was invited to a Christmas Eve dinner with Prancer and his family.

I'll bet he was introduced to everyone as "Prancer's Special Friend" (complete with air quotes)

Blitzen had to snicker a bit at the pained expression on Santa's face

That bitchy queen!

Thus ends my entry on why Blitzen is the gay reindeer.

Happy Holidays, guys!

The clue is in the poem, of course.

Santa whistled and shouted and ended by saying "To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

Encouraging the other seven tiny reindeer (both gay and straight) to be brave, spirited and courageous like Dasher, the gay one.

Blitzen. He's the good looking one and as all straight women know, hotness is ALWAYS gay.

Sucks for them little reindeer gals too.

Hey! I forgot to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS to all!!!

And thanks to Tlo for a great year full of entertaining and insightful snarkiness!

May 2009 bring much health, happiness and the continuing ability to get yourselves on the 'nice' lists of all the right people, and the 'naughty' lists of all the rest, especially if they are unaware that they are only 'the rest' (it's more fun that way).

--GothamTomato

! I already have this scarf. (And I'm a man! Is it not okay to wear it?)

I don't think I'll take a stab at the contest, because you know I'd clean the floor with you girls, and I want to give everyone a fair chance to win it ;P

Blitzen... sadly Blitzen used to be named Steve was an openly, happy gay man. Then prop 8 came along and crushied his spirit and sobriety, earning him the nickname Blitzen. Of course, he's only Blitzen-ed on apple martinis...

Well, as we all know from the movie, Comet is the FLYING coach. That cap and whistle... not to metion how flustered he got at the sight of Rudolph's red nose- clearly the buck is overcompensating.

there are straight guys who dance, but who has ever seen a straight guy PRANCE? it's gotta be PRANCER!

anyway, thanks TLo for such a great & entertaining year. i'll never hear: "don we now our gay apparel" quite the same again... cracked me up!

have a very, very happy holiday! I will look for your posts through the next couple of weeks, but can completely relate to the frenzy of trying to get everything done...(my kids' b-day is the 1st week of january - so i get christmas times 3, then b-day times 3 two weeks later......)

oh! and happy festivus to you too, gorgeous things!!

Since most reindeer with antlers in late December are female, we're probably looking for a lesbo. I have to go with Blitzen, the very butch lesbian reindeer whose favorite posession is the red flannel blanket back in her stall that smells like a night out at the gun range.

On Dashers Wiki page it says he was expelled from Reindeer School for "The usual reason". So I'm going with the Dasher.

Do you know how much I covet that scarf? Gorgeous and unique!

Well, this was a trick question (in the words of Mona Lisa Vito in "My Cousin Vinny").

None of those reindeer you listed were gay. But poor little Rudolph lit up like a wonderful gay boy and was taunted mercilessly for it. He fell into a depression, and took to drinking (thus the allusions to the red nose...) It wasn't until he embraced his differences and understood that it is OK to be different, that he found acceptance, and thus was allowed to lead the whole darn team. I mean, isn't that whole story just a big metaphor for accepting that you are gay?!?

-TLo Addict-

Leaving aside that Santa's reindeer are probably all ladies (because male reindeer don't have antlers around Christmas time), I'd have to say Prancer, because no one struts around like a gay man.

Gotham said, "Comet - Is merely abrasive."

Oh, that's corny, but I love it!! Clevah, GT, clevah!

And Merry Monkey-Mess to all!

Clearly Comet is the gay reindeer - whenever he gets too close to someone it blows up in their face.

That was dreadful. I clearly need that scarf to hang myself in shame. On a more serious note, Merry Christmas and thanks for another glorious year!

Since we all know that the reindeer are female (male reindeer lose their antlers before the 25th, and who else but a woman could pull Santa's fat ass around without getting lost), the answer is obviously Blitzen. Let's get the others out of the way.

Dasher- She's just practicing for the running of the brides. Clearly a straight chick thing.

Dancer- Have you ever seen the women trying to dance at a lesbian club? Not a good thing.

Prancer-Loves her heels.

Vixen- Sure, she's a stripper in the off-season, but she's still 100% straight

Comet- named after a cute dog. Totally femme.

Cupid- only a straight chick would idolize the god of love.

Donner- obviously really named Donna.

Which leaves us Blitzen. She's named herself after a football play. Could she have picked anything else more butch? Blitzen is the obvious (and only correct) choice.

Oh Man,

I can't compete with monosyllabicman, so I'm not even going to try. That was brilliant.

Clearly, Prancer is the gay one.

Not only does he trot around with his antlers adorned like the other reindeer, but he does it with flare; he prances.

Perhaps it's plausible that Dancer and Vixen are gay as well, but that's just too obvious. Prancer shows all the fabulous bitches how it's done with his nicely toned legs and his antlers that catch the wind just so.

It's Prancer of course. Also known as Mincer in some circles.

Other than the disqualified Rudolph, Comet is brightest, most sparkling one of them all - can't you just picture him as a little boy, dressing up in his mother's high heels and lipstick and saying in a trembling falsetto, "I'm a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament?" Never mind that comets aren't actually stars, but our boy can dream!

Gotham Tomato said... "Comet - Is merely abrasive."


Bra. Vo. I actually laughed out loud.

i have been told by many that i have the best gaydar out there so my gut tells me its PRANCER!

thanks for a great year boys, cant imagine getting thru the day without you.

Merry Christmas to All!
Happy New Year too!
xo

Blitzen. Of course, few people suspect that he is (since he's so butch), but a few friends of mine have seen him during the reindeer off-season training at a gym in Chelsea.

Vixen is totally gay and during the off season is a popular drag queen in downtown North Pole.

Everyone's assuming that the reindeer are male-- when curious scientists have postulated that if they have their antlers at Christmas time, they're either females or (owch) steers.

So which one of Santa's reindeer is a lesbian?

It's Vixen, the most feminine and coy of the reindeer. Because while people search the mundane world high and low for a lesbian of fine fashion sense and dewy lashes...

You're only going to find a true, pureblooded lipstick lesbian in a magical land full of talking snowmen and flying reindeer.



Ow! Ow! Stop throwing things at me!

lol these comments are hilarious

It's Dasher. Because I've never won anything, that's why.

Um...PRANCER for obvious reasons!

It's totally Prancer. For very obvious reasons.

Prancer - If Blayne were a reindeer this would be his name.

Oh, come on! You people are totally missing it. I have only seen a couple call out the TRUE queen in this bunch and even then, you had all the wrong reasons.

COMET is so obviously gay. Why? Jeez, all you have to do is look at his name. Well, for one...he's all bright and sparkly, no matter where he goes and/or who sees his ass. He flies all over the place and he might not come around very often, but when he does...he and everybody else make such a big hoopla over it! He is also not shy about flashing his tail, waving it around behind him, for everyone in the universe to see and gawk at in amazement. He's such a flamer, it's very hard to deny Comet as being gay.

It is totally Donder, and here's why. "Donder" is a mispronunciation of "Donner", which means "thunder" in German. ("Blitzen" means "lightning".) So, obviously he is named after the Las Vegas male-strip revue Thunder from Down Under. Every guy who works there is gay, obviously. Mystery solved.

Its gotta be Comet because he exfoliates, natch.

Thanks for all the other entertaining and clever answers.

Happy holidays and merry solstice. Can't WAIT for longer days.

Love Myra

PS Did anyone catch the shot of our new prex-elect in Hawaii. The boy is BUFF !!!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly it's Vixen. Per The Naming of the Deer, or, Why Clement Moore, with the Collaboration of St. Nicholas, Gave Those Odd Names to the Eight Deer:

Vixen -- the left rear deer; name rhymes with Blitzen; has much emotional energy but is unpredictable.

(Full descriptions of all eight reindeer are at the bottom of the page.)

Let's try that link again:

The Naming of the Deer, or, Why Clement Moore, with the Collaboration of St. Nicholas, Gave Those Odd Names to the Eight Deer

Aw hell, mennamachine and monosyllabicman are the ones to beat!

Joyeux Noel!

Prancer, it has to be prancer, because only a fabulous gay man will choose to prance about in a gay (happy) and joyful manner throughout the holiday season.

To prance or to walk or move about spiritedly or strut sounds exactly like what my wonderfully fabulous gay men will be doing when they don their festive attire this season.

Merry Christmas Darlings!! Thank you SO much for all you do for your minions.

Oh, please. Both Dancer and Prancer are gay as a rainbow full of Skittles.

And I'm pretty sure Donder swings both ways.

Darlings, need I say much more than this? http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/8/7526/5685426dancerorn.jpg

I've never seen a gayer reindeer in my entire life. (And I've seen some gay reindeer, let me tell you what.) The tutu really puts him over the edge.

Clearly by giving him the name Dancer, Santa was giving him the opportunity to express himself in his off-hours. While the elves were busy working all year long, Dancer was using his twirls and whirls to entertain the South Pole masses. (Okay, maybe THAT'S the gayest thing I've ever seen.)

Dancer is the gay reindeer. There is not a question in my mind that he is the reindeer all the little hags wanted to hang out with. You just know right from the start, with that name, that you and Dancer will be BFF's... forever.

Blitzen.

But only when he's drunk or high.

I have many Blitzen friends.

I'm going with Prancer - I can just see him strutting out of Starbucks sipping a Cafe Americano, wearing an amazing cashmere blazer with a Jay McCarroll scarf (of course!), heading off to have lunch with Tim Gunn somewhere chic!

"Anastasia B said: (And I've seen some gay reindeer, let me tell you what.) The tutu really puts him over the edge."



That's not a tutu. I believe it is actually a pair of Shirley Temple's panties.

--GothamTomato

Comet is clearly the gay reindeer. And probably a drag queen at that. The name is twofold:

(1) Like the cleanser, sparkly and clean, leaving not a thing out of place, yet with just enough roughness to scratch you up a bit, but not totally destroy you.

(2) Like the celestial event, bright and shining, out-of-this world, with a long and fancy train, making everyone go "oo" and "ah" ans he/she flies by.

Prancer: He can prance like no other reindeer can--swish swish!

By the way, Merry Christmas to all! And I've never won anything, so please have mercy on me in this season of charity.

Which one ISN'T gay? Read through those names, and tell me one of those reindeer is checking out the ladies on a Saturday night and not drinking Cosmos and watching PR Marathons and fawning over Nina?

But if I had to pick the gay one, I'd say Prancer. Because when was the last time you say a straight man prance? Never? Then there we go.

Considering that according to the original meanings that Donner & Blitzen do not exist (they mean thunder & lightning in German), I'm leaving them out of this (although Donner does seem totally repressed in the R&B version of the movie).

I believe it has been widely known and accepted that Hermes the Elf and Dasher have been lovers for quite some time. Dasher, you see, learned he was gay after being initially, and oddly, attracted to Father Time (he's into the Daddy types). Once he accepted his sexuality, he heard of Hermes the Dentist from Rudolph and immediately set up an appointment. Lets say that more than teeth were cleaned. (Wink).

Merry Happy!

Donder, definitely. The root is the word "don," as in, "Don we now our gay apparel." Contrary to popular belief, the word "gay" in this example does not mean "happy." Because really, who can look straight in Christmas/holiday apparel? It's all ribbons and bows and glitter and phallic carrots and corn cob pipes. I'm guessing by way of the origination of his name, Donder definitely digs all of those things.

Blitzen is a lesbian, more importantly a political lesbian. Sexual essentialism does not enter into Blitzen’s identification. Hyper-Capitalism and a penchant for plaid comforts Blitzen’s overdeveloped sense of after Christmas pre-planning. Both puritanical and prescriptive, Blitzen reconciles her contradictory political and theoretical positions by knitting the elves’ pajamas in green conscious Eurasian fabric of West African tribal symbolism.

It has to be Prancer.
Who else would you expect to be prancing while harnessed to 8 other males than the gay one?

TLo - happy gay apparrelling darlings! Thank you for always making me LOL in 2008! Here's to more in 2009!

Happy holidays and/or merry christmas to everyone here - y'all are fabulous in my book!

Blitzen for gay reindeer....because if Sir Tim of the Gunn were a reindeer, his name would be Blitzen. Fabulous, dignified with a dash of naughty.

I do truly think it comes down to this:
None of the reindeer are gay!

The stable elf that takes care of the Reindeer, and who named them, is clearly the gay individual.

One would think Santa must take care of all the arrangements in the North Pole, but does that sound like the truth? He's got elves that make the toys, elves to keep the sidewalks shoveled, elves to buff his sleigh and elves to make sure his suits are pressed and kept the most vivid red. Why wouldn't Santa have a slew of stable elves to keep the reindeer happy? Santa himself is a master at lists, as he's keeping track of every kid all year long. He has no time for anything else.

I'm assuming that when Santa decided to use reindeer power to fly the sleigh (since rockets hadn't been invented yet), he asked the stable elf to pick out suitable candidates and name them. When he presented Santa with the list, Santa checked it without concerning himself with the names (because honestly, how can you go wrong with names for a reindeer) and thus the reindeer were given their names.

The gay elf must have thought of these names with a song in mind, as they go together quite well.

I'm going to disagree and say all these reindeer are gay, but since Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen are reindeer drag names, I'm choosing Dasher.

Dasher's not fully comfortable with all the drag-ness of Christmas, yet ironically he really needs the job to support his International Male addiction.

Plus his given name is Rodney.

Rodney the Reindeer.

It's Donder. For the longest time he was totally in the closet. He's the one who wouldn't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games, because Donder couldn't handle how attracted he was to Rudy.

But after that foggy Christmas Eve, Donder faced the truth. He was gleeful, and he wanted Rudolph to go down (in history).

They're all too easy!
I'm going to say Donder (even though i thought it was Donner)


It sounds a great Drag name
instead of "Pet (the) Dander"
it's DONder, like those pretentious bitches that go by SONdra instead of sandra

i imagine "Pet (the) Donder" as coy with a little feather duster


Brokenangeleh@aol.com

The word "comet" came to the English language through Latin cometes from the Greek word komē, meaning "hair of the head"; Show me a straight man that worries about his hair.... also a comet is referred as "stars with hair." 'nuff said

It's totally Blitzen.
End of the line, checking out all that tight reindeer ass in front of him.

It's Donder.

Inspired by Ricky Martin, he decided to pursue fatherhood with a surrogate. He called her "Mrs. Donder" but everyone in the North Pole knew she was a beard.

And they he picked a wonderfully gay name for his son: Rudoplph.

Whichever reindeer is in that picture is the gay one.

It is sooooo Prancer. Come on. To prance is to walk or move in a spirited manner, strut, or to dance about. So while all the other reindeer are busy doing boring "manly" things, Prancer is strutting about town with his fabulous LV shades and skinny jeans that compliment that stellar reindeer ass of his. Oh, and another definition of prance? To spring from the hind legs or move by so doing. And we KNOW what a gay man's favorite thing to do by thrusting his hind legs is . . .

Just sayin'.

Lovelies,

It is by far Prancer. With those darling shoes, those fabulous rosy cheeks from the brisk air and of course those sexy bells that chime from housetop to housetop, Prancer gets around. Prancer is probably quite sassy from all that damn attention Rudolph gets. Nothing like a reindeer queen fight.

And it's Ms. Prancer to you, bitches.

Donder -- he changed his given name from "Dunder" just a bit too butch...

gotta be blitzen. he was a sad case as a youngster as the closeted son of a nazi ss officer. when his father committed suicide after the war he was finally free to live his fabulous dream life.

I'm going with Donder but I'm pretty sure he pronounces it "Don-Day" which sounds like a gay boy dancer from the old Solid Gold days...yeah, that's all I got. I worked in the Psych Ward today so that pretty much sucked the life and creativity out of me.

Happy Holidays to all!!! TLo, I put a little gifty in your PayPal stocking.

Doesn't everyone know it's Prancer? Seriously, people.

As has been noted before, the antler-ed reindeer are likely to be only females at this time of year. As such Donder would be the obvious choice; however we are operating under Santa-logic, which is very much like the logic of an obnoxious four-year-old boy.

Dasher is the clear choice. He used to be top bitch, leading Santa's sleigh and jerking the other reindeers' tethers whenever they got out of line. He was the most well-groomed, well-fed, and pampered of the reindeer; being Santa's prize deer had advantages and he had fought to both get and keep them. THEN that tiny twink Rudolph came along. UGH! Dasher immediately saw that Rudolph had his heart set on his position, so he spread vicious office rumors about just WHY Rudolph's nose was so red. The rest of the reindeer followed Dasher's lead and brutally ignored Rudolph. The little red-noser noticed this and started buttering Santa up in order to turn him against Dasher, his former favorite. It was all set up to be a queen-off for the ages. However, Rudolph used his sneaky pocketgay appeal to gain Santa's favor and be promoted to the front of the harness. Now all Dasher can do is glare disgustedly at Rudolph's tiny, jaunty tail and plot his total destruction.

Prancer--I mean, you would normally think Dancer, because straight men don't dance. However, straight men think they can dance, so this is an acceptable name. Prancer, however, evokes joy and pride in his dancing.

Blitzen - it's all there in the name, really. I'll save the witty discourse for my personal enjoyment. Just say the name outloud three times, then sit back, relax, enjoy the after-glow of having just dicussed your latest indecent proposal with your favorite gay!

Merry Christmas!

robin_bre@msn.com

As you said, Rudolph is obviously gay. But out of these eight, it's gotta be Dasher. He's the head of the pack, and the closest to Rudolph. Why do you think he flys right behined Rudolph's furry little butt? Well, there's your answer.

Blitzen - he's the closeted, hard-drinking frat boy of the team. And why else would he always be blitzed?

Well since technically the reindeer are female,(only females have antlers in winter)I'd say that the gay one is Donder. Donder is a butch lesbian.

Vixen, most definitely. Come on, he did four reindeer at once! Have you read Twas the night before Christmas?

Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen
ON Comet! ON Cupid! ON Donder and Blitzen!

He nailed comet, cupid, donder, and Blitzen. Dude's a stud.

Oh, a CHALLENGE. I'm not a lady but damn if that scarf isn't fabulous.

Well, Dancer and Prancer are TOO TOO obvious, and for comedy sake, the obviously gay ones usually aren't. I'm going to have to go with my gut and say Blitzen. I'm getting a whole, "German, muscly, sex-crazed bear" from that name. You can just see all the gay reindeer in the red-nose-light district giving him that nickname because of all the scores he gets in a night.

What a TEASE.

OH, dern...I had some minor surgery this morning and am just now getting the anesthesia cobwebs out of my head...of course the first place I head to is your Holidaylicious blog as the marvelous haze of the anesthetic leaves my system.
Alas, the first tiny reindeer I thought of as actually gay, was Comet for the obvious reason that he just exudes "good piece of tail"..Comets DO have tails! But some other posters have had the same idea. Well, I'm posting this anyway, because I am totally sure of Comet's gayness!!!
Merry Everything to TLo and Everyone, and to all a Good Night!!!

It's pretty obvious that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, and Blitzen are girls - not to say they can't be lesbians, but I'm operating under the theory that you mean 'male' and gay.

Comet is straight and probably banging Dancer and Vixen, but not making either of them happy since he's quick off the mark. Cupid is bisexual - and easy.

That leaves Donner/Donder, who is definitely tripping the light fantastic and makes the yuletide gay his way. I believe he has resolved his identity crisis triggered when they got his name wrong in the song, and is now out and proud. Way to go, Donner!

Honestly, I'm going for Blitzen on this. Why? Cuz he's heading up the rear. You'd think that Santa is an orderly guy - he'd keep his reindeer in alphabetical order. But Blitzen's at the back.... at his own choice.

Coincidentally, Blitzen is a nickname he earned at Boy Scouts camp. And it didn't come with a badge (not an official one anyway)

It's totally obvious! Comet, of course.

When he was little he didn't want his mother bathing him. He prefered to take a dip in the communal bathpond. So he'd go streaking across the compound away from his mother and dove into the pond. Hence, the name Comet.

However, when he got older, he gave new meaning to "came like a streak".

Lol, I can't top these responses.

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Vixen is the gay one. He's the reindeer you love to party with.

He's the only guy you've ever known who can successfully mix plaids with polka dots. He smokes rank-smelling yet oddly appealing French cigarettes, and he is the only friend who will honestly tell you when your hair looks like total shit.

He knows all the latest gossip about Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, plus when he's really drunk he'll spill the steamy details about that secret night he spent in a beachside shack in Borneo with a pre-Angelina Brad Pitt.

Vixen is also a total skank. You love/hate him for this.

So there's always a danger that toward the end of the evening, after you've had your fourth Cosmopolitan, you'll completely fail to notice that Vixen has been making eyes at your boyfriend and playing hoofsies with him under the table.

A week later you get a postcard from Fiji signed with Vixen's shameless hussy hoofprint. It says: "Best friends always share - thanks for being a friend!"

Blitzen hates cosmos, he only drinks Buds,
Dasher's bi-curious, but hasn't got the guts.
Vixen's a lady, she goes only for men,
Donder watches football, again and again.
Cupid's a voyeur, but men get him flustered,
Comet can't tell the difference between yellow and mustard.

It wouldn't be right to have one gay reindeer
No one to drink with, shop with, or hold near.
So there must be two, and here is your answer:
the happy gay couple is Prancer and Dancer.

Merry Christmas!

tinkerbellny at yahoo.com

It's Blitzen. He named his cats Judy and Liza.

The answer is Dasher,
quite obvious of course,
he's dashing and handsome,
and well built,
which you know.
He's well known for dashing
party to party,
all to end the night
giving a handsome ranindeer
a blow.

He wiggles his bottom,
to and fro,
which is why he prefers
to be at the front of the reindeer row.

Dear Santa suspects Vixen,
a tranny of note,
but Vixen likes girls,
no one else rocks his boat.

Dancer and Prancer are often mistaken,
for gay deers on the prowel, and while they'd rather be taken
to a musical or two,
only girls turn their balls blue.

Comets and cupid light up the sky,
but they are each others
own special girl and guy.

Donder is fonder of being called Donna,
he'd rather a vag then a banana,
but her eyes are on the girls,
not the boys at their sides,
so please stop asking,
why she makes those big eyes.

Blitzen gets drunks,
often its a folly,
and in that state,
anyone can make him jolly,
but while sober and cold
he claims the drink makes him bold,
and really he prefers girls,
decking his balls with holly.

So, when you reach the end,
the only conclusion,
is that they're almost all queer,
but in truth the only deer,
batting for his own team,
is Dasher the ball basher,
and not only in name.

It's obvious. It's Prancer. It's common knowledge that Santa's reindeer are male. There's now way a straight reindeer would go by the name Prancer.

Comet: Because you know his only pickup line is

"Fly me to the moon, let me sing among those stars..."

And there is no straight reindeer who would use a Frank Sinatra song as a pick up line while still being witty and making a double endentre about how good he is in the sack and his ability to fly.

I would have to say Donder, as the hot, gay Spanish reindeer, a la,

"Donder esta my gays at?"

It's so obvious-- it's CUPID, darlings! Because being Gay is all about the Love. Cupid is thinking up delicious ways to deliver de lover!

*MMMWWAH!!***

Blitzen. All these years pulling the sleigh, and yet somehow he's always the one in the very back looking out over a sea of reindeer backsides across a starry field. I mean, I ask you. A straight reindeer would be bitter, and demand to rotate out.

I'm plumb out of clever today...

I thought that the whole underlying theme of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was that EVERYONE is gay at the North Pole.

Rudolph is gay, as is the dentist elf and Yukon Cornelius (definitely a power bottom).
And that flying lion on the Island of Misfit Toys? Gay.
Charlie in the Box is also gay and planning to change his name to Paul Lynde and escape his lonely existance with the other misfits.

Comet. He's the one that burns the brightest and makes the straight stars look rather dull in comparison.

The Gay Reindeer

Living at the Northern Pole
it gets quite lonely, don't you know.
You rarely see a single soul
but a fat voyeur grunting Ho Ho Ho,
and watching children, and stroking lumps of coal
in his pocket. Quite the horrorshow...

Such a place does not attract the guys
you show the fam, though they're fun to rent.
They're rough trade, worthy f*ck-n-flies
each with their own peculiar bent.

But only one is strictly gay.
The other's are all gay-for-sleigh.

Blitzen is a bondage guy:
he likes the sleigh ride hard and rough,
and even when he needn't fly
he doesn't take his harness off.

Cupid is a manwhore true—
he's slept with every doe around.
And yes, he'll cruise a park or two
if there is tail there to be found.

Dasher acts the alpha male,
and trash talks chicks who give bad head,
and yet he pays Ms. Claus to flail
his bum and back to a festive red.

Vixen's a furry—by that I mean
he'll dress as other woodland types.
He role plays as Master Foxxxy Green
and wears g-strings with zebra stripes.

Prancer is all metrosexed:
he shaves his antlers and his balls.
He likes his women also waxed.
He likes his men in bathroom stalls.

Dancer is a stunning sort:
as graceful as Baryshnikov.
But like Barysh, he's somewhat...short
and most girls simply laugh him off.

But Comet has the saddest lot:
He's never known consummatiön.
They named him not for his speedy trot
but because he shoots as fast as one.

And that leaves Donder...Donder?! you say...
That's not a name for a proper gay!
Why not Clint or Bruce or Ford or Drake
or Trevor or Travis or Blane or Blake?

Well here's the truth,
though a touch uncouth...

The Eskimos have many words for snow
and figurative phrases from days of yore
describing the texture, the wetness, the glow
of the various forms. 'Donder's one for
snow that's been smeared all over your face...need I say more?
O Donder...you whore...

So when you hear those bells jingle
and the hooves clap on the shingles
and you've nogged till you barfed
(but not a drop on your scarf!!) (hint hint)

Just remember that it takes all sorts
to make a world—but that's the fun!
No matter what may tent your shorts,
there's a reindeer out there for everyone.

To all kids big and small,
we wish joy, love, and luck.
Merry Scarfmas to all,
and to all a good ____!

I don't know, which one's your boyfriend?

dasher - he got last pick when they were choosing names.

<3

The only one else it could ever be would be Donder because he's first b*$chs! Only a TRUE diva knows how to make an enterence.

" Grackle Girl said...

Lol, I can't top these responses.

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Happy Holidays, TLO! And a huge thank you for all that you do. This blog has been such a fun part of 2008. Looking forward to what 2009 brings! "

What Grackle Girl said!
I've just come home from an evening out with the girls and the eggnog still has me all woo woo.

You fellow TLo minions are the best!

Blitzen, because he is trying to use his knowledge of football as his beard.

I really love that scarf!

While Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Cupid SEEM gay, the truth is, Blitzen's the friend of Dorothy here (Vixen and Donder are completely butch straight reindeer (though paid enough, it could turn different. Looking at you, Vixen!)

Anyways, this is the story of how Blitzen came to realize his sexuality.

hem hem (opens up a medium sized book and lights a cigarette)

Twas the night before Halloween and all through the workshop, Santa's elves were working hard. They were working nonstop. Christmas was naught but two months away and Black Friday would come any day. The months before Christmas are always a hoot for those not enslaved to make Barbie pink boots and the reindeer they play and they club and they crunk, but most of all, oh most of all, the reindeer love to get drunk, but one reindeer shines above the rest as Blitzen gets Blitzed'n and refuses, every time, to take some Chaser.

Blitzen snuck out one night while the other deer slept, and flew down to Club Rudy to get his disco on with the other gay reindeer in the Arctic. You'd think that there'd be only one, maybe none, but you would surely be wrong, as there really is quite a few and they know to dance, that is quite true.

Blitzen is shy, blitzen is meek, but after four Washington Apples and a Presbyterian, Blitzen is easy and cheap. So Blitzen dances, and dances he does, to tunes like Reihndeera's Nocturbia, Kody Penny's I Kissed Rudolph (And I liked it!), but also to older Reindeer hits like Streisanta and Hoofy M, not to mention Donder's Winter (an unlikely gay icon, much to the chagrin of Donder) and, of course, Santa's big hits of both yesterday and today If I could turn forward towm (Christmas would be over) and Single Reindeer (Put a Leash on It). So Blitzen gets blitzed'n and shows his true colors, the flag draped on his back a tribute to summer pride.

He's closeted, and sort of ashamed, but surely you must see, Blitzen is fearful of what would be left under the tree if everyone knew that he spent his Saturdays at Club Rudy and hooking up with other reindeer in the bathroom while fog machines blow, and the floor lights up, and Reindeerizer being sung by all the reindeer in slurry speech (just before last call, you know)

Then he got all Larry Craig in the bathroom at the workshop (blitzed'n on egg nog), experimenting you know, and soon enough, everyone knew, and joined him at Club Rudy and had a really good time too! Because you see, boys and girls, the reindeer were accepting of Blitzen's inner beauty with ease, it's the sheer ugliness of Rudolph's bright nose that made them quease, but they're kind of homophobic and didn't really care for the femme-Rudolph and Blitzen was more like one of the guys, he was like that Will Truman guy, instead of the hilarious Jack. It just took them longer to accept Rudolph as a part of their pack.

So Blitzen is happy and gets blitzed'n no more (okay, just not as often) and is out and proud and has a terrific boyfriend (John from Quebec) and Santa celebrated in more than one way, by singing Reindeers, Elves and Naughty Children and saying "I do declare, that in honor of Blitzen, the trees that the people put up for me to gift, shall forever be colored with every color of the rainbow, from purple to orange to green to blue to red to yellow but not indigo because those silly scientist's disregard it as a part of the rainbow these days. God I wish it was the 1800s again. Fewer people, the traffic was lighter and, oh, my back is getting ever so tighter." Blitzen referred Santa to a great acupuncturist in Chelsea, which made Santa's day, so Blitzen got to lead the sleigh that Christmas Eve Day.

The end. Merry Christmas everybody! (And Happy Hanukah. Hanukah Harry's gonna do a bang up job this year. I can feel it!)

They are ALL gay. As evidence, I point you to an incident (www.tvparty.com) where Judy Garland substituted the word "rainbow" for "reindeer" while singing "The Christmas Song" with Mel Torme. If anyone knows a gay reindeer, it is Judy Garland!

"Whatever their backstage problems, together Judy and Mel sing (beautifully) Torme's classic composition The Christmas Song. It's almost like watching a blood sport as these two sit down to sing this majestic tune.

First, Judy mistakenly calls Mel Torme 'Mort,' then flubs a line in the song. When Torme good-naturedly pointed it out, Judy purposely exchanged the word "reindeer" with "rainbow" - alluding to her signature tune. Great Stuff. "

~ AMS

Cupid

A gay who will embrace a homophobe like Laura Bennett just for the press. From her Sarah Palin lovefest you guys understand she would have you castrated for 'indecency' if those liberal fags didn't have there way. Really.Get over the designer wardrobe and show some self respect.

Weeeelll...
Male "bull" reindeer drop their antlers by mid-December. Females keep them until April. Castrated males, "steers", keep their antlers and are often used for sledding because they don't get worn out from rutting all autumn!

So Santa's reindeer are either a bunch of butch chicks into heavy lifting, or castrati singing the high notes all through the night.

Neither group sounds particularly straight! But based on the "rules", let's say Vixen ftw!

Anonymous said (and I can't f*cking believe this)

Cupid

A gay who will embrace a homophobe like Laura Bennett just for the press. From her Sarah Palin lovefest you guys understand she would have you castrated for 'indecency' if those liberal fags didn't have there way. Really. Get over the designer wardrobe and show some self respect.

________________

let's look at this lovefest... shallllll we?!

"You could also get yourself a first lady to help with the heavy lifting. The beauty of it is, you decide the extent of your first lady’s duties. Personally, I would be more than happy for mine to have sex with my husband if I was [sic] too tired, but that’s up to you. By finding a first lady, you will free up valuable time to immerse yourself in foreign policy. Or work on that tan. I have taken the liberty of preparing a classified ad for you to post on Craigslist:" (emphases mine)

And so forth...If only I could repost the satirical Palin-style photo of her breast-feeding and holding a hockey stick. Ummm...methinks Palin was not feeling the love for that.

As someone literate enough to type your response, I would expect you to know when someone is making a complete and utter satire of the farcical way that Palin portrayed herself as a working mom/victim. So really? Really?! You never read her actual post, did you? There's just no other explanation for it.

Well take this Christmas to do so. I daresay a hypercritical, oblivious sort like you will be spending it alone, anyways. Bisoux!

The answer, my friends, is Prancer. But not for the obvious connotations given to such a dainty name. Prancer you see is a survivor, the PROUDEST of all gay identities. I think it was Coco Chanel wasn't it who once said "If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent their growing." Well that is Prancer's story in a fabulous tweed nutshell. Now reindeer's have no wings, but Prancer still had to learn how to fly. He was not of the brutish flying deer breed. He was born fabulous, not flying. He had no shiny nose to steal the show with. No, he had attitude and style to boot. But seeing all the boys stomp around Santa kicking up dirt on that red velvet. Feh, those boys stomp around like a couple of Clydesdales. "I'll show those merrys how it's done!" said Thomas Ranier Reindeer III. You see, none of the famed reindeer were Born with there names. They had to earn them. So T.R. jumped into the air to soar but landed straight in the mud. And all of the other reindeer laughed and called him names. Mostly "Ho Ho Ho Mo!". But T.R. picked himself up, pointed a dainty hoof, and flutted his gorgeous things and began to flit, then float, then FLY! Thus he invented the prance! And was then known as Prancer. The most fabulous GAY reindeer of them all. Even though he was behind that bitch Rudolph.

Merry Mary Christmas to All
And to All a Good Night

It's a little known fact that Dasher is short for Haberdasher. During the 364 nights a year that he doesn't pull a sleigh, Dasher makes a living by creating and selling "notions" to the Elf tailors and designers.

Blitzen is so gay..

..how gay is he?

he's so gay that when he watches project runway he shits all over his $4000 couch.

vixen - only a gay reindeer would be comfortable enough with his sexuality to call himself a vixen. or even know what a vixen is for that matter.

That is easy, there isn't just one gay reindeer, there are two, they are a couple:
Donder & Blitzen, obviously. Their names mean Thunder and Lightning in German, which are the names they do their professional male stripping under in the off-season. Pulling a sleigh once a year doesn't really make a lot of money, so once that is over, these two buff, studly, blond deers head back to their German strip club, "Das Mahn Cave" to earn a living.

It's definately Comet. That name is the reindeer equivalent of something like "Lance."

Now, if we were going on names alone, I would have to say Cupid. Why? Cupid, by name, is essentially a matchmaker. Now I don't know about you, but I have never heard of a straight male matchmaker, good or bad. Therefore, he must be gay!

However, I don't think the clue is in their names. After all, how many parents knowingly accurately name their children properly for their sexual orientation? Not many that I know of. Therefore, we must look at the personalities of the reindeer in question. Our best indicator of this is the classic made-for-TV film of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer produced by Rankin-Bass. I don't remember much, except that Comet was sort of the leader of the pack, the one who trained all the young reindeer. Dasher was Rudolph's father, and Donner was the father of Rudy's lady friend Clarisse (who, by the way, clearly has no gaydar).

Now, it's possible that the fathers are in denial about their sexuality, but I don't remember getting even a hint at that. So they're out.

We all have had fantasies of the coach of the team taking us aside for "extra training" (...or at least, I have), but these rarely turn out to be true. However, Comet says "Even though I'm your instructor, I wanna be your pal." Your pal, eh? Oh yes, Comet is ALL ABOUT the young male reindeer. And as soon as he sees Rudolph's red nose, he kicks him out. Clearly this is because Comet knows he couldn't take young Rudy out in the back for "extra training" because that beacon would attract far too much attention. Besides, Rudolph is clearly gay, and there's no fun in corrupting a young male who is already obviously gay. Also, he has a job to do, to make strong sleigh-carrying manly reindeer out of these young'uns; and Rudolph is, let's face it, pretty fey.

So yes, my friends at PRGay, if we go on the evidence of what we see, it is indeed Comet who is the gay one. Now, some of the other young reindeer might grow up to be huge queens (Prancer, I'm looking at you), but we don't know that yet. Perhaps there should be a follow-up special about these reindeer kids as grown-ups. That could be fun...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Happy Holidays, TLo!

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!"

I think that it's obviously Donder and Blitzen. They're always together playing their reindeer games plus they're in the very back.... to check out other reindeer ass as it works hard to pull that sleigh.

Oh you bitches, I'm so late to teh game I'll never win. I'm ALMOST sorry I played hookie yesterday from work and so didn't come by the site.

Some other anal retentive has probably already posted this, but ...

Honeys, it's Donner, not Donder. Donner, German for thunder, and his best pal Blitzen, for lightning.

Love to all the TLo minions! I'm drinking Hot Apple Pies as my sweet cocktail of holiday choice:

Apple cider (organic, of course)
Tuaca liqueur - it's an Italian vanilla liqueur
Cinnamon sticks

Everything to taste. In a group setting less Tuaca, if you're pouting over your measly bonus check, more Tuaca.

Microwave for one minute. Happy quaffing.

Sewing Siren, who are those precious kids in your photo?

It has to be Prancer. It can't be Vixen - she's a lesbian. It can't be Dancer - dance skills have nothing to do with sexual orientation. Comet is a bathroom cleanser, and we have other people to clean our bathrooms for us, don't we?

Nothing says "Theater Major" like Prancer -- really, now, can you imagine a straight guy prancing?

Picture all of the reindeer at a nightclub.

Dasher is the sly, sure-of-himself one. He's good-looking and knows it.

Dancer and Prancer are the outgoing, friendly ones who try to get everyone involved in group dance circles.

Vixen is the hot chick who gets all the ogling (or hot guy, but most likely only interested in the girls, not the guys)

Cupid is the Don Juan type- not necessarily good looking, but very charming and sweet (at first).

Donner is a Nordic god, probably doesn't even realize how awesome people think he is.

Blitzen is his wingman.

But Comet, oh Comet. Who, besides a flamboyantly gay man, would be named Comet?

Prancer, clearly. The name says it all, bitches.

Happy Holidays, T&L! Love ya!

I think the question should be "which of Santa's reindeer is straight?".

I mean, really.

Donder -- his name was changed by the uncaring Santa (I mean, look how he ostracized Rudolf when he was just a young buck!) in the early 20th century to be more socially acceptable.

Now, we only know him as "Donner." But he doesn't seem to mind, since Donner is thunder -- and he can be close to his true love, Blitzen, which means lightning. They fit perfectly together!

Siriuslover (who forgot her blogger password!)

Siriuslover, Donner and Blitzen are totally a couple. The big, hulking, powerful brutes of Santa's entourage.

I'm going with Cupid.
No reason, really. Call it my gaydar if you'd like, but I just call it a hunch.

Prancer - it just sounds like a fairy name. I mean, REALLY.

Everyone keeps saying Blitzen, but for all the wrong reasons...

I saw Blitzen once years ago in a tranny cabaret in Berlin. Blitzen was the aging Nazi in the short skirt... She must have gone that way because of the whole Blitzkrieg thing. I thought it was kind of *yawn*, until I find out it was actually Rolf in his twilight years. Maybe it had been too many years, but that boy still had an impressive pair of legs.

Cheers
Kat

Fun fact: Santa's reindeer are all female. Both male and female reindeer have antlers - the difference is that male reindeer lose their antlers in the wintertime.

So, of the lovely ladies pulling Santa's sleigh (if you know what I mean)...clearly Blitzen is the lesbian of the bunch. Her name is the result of her reputation as being particularly rough on offense in the Reindeer Games.

another laura said...
Sewing Siren, who are those precious kids in your photo?

Mizaru, Kikazaru, and Iwazaru. I couldn't get Shizaru to SIT still and cover his crotch long enough to get a picture.

Obviously Comet. He's totally the guy from WeHo that's totally buff, waxed, tattooed and pierced. He is an aspiring actor / reality TV star / interior designer. Comet is an up-comer, BLAZE of Hollywood glory. In a gay relationship, he is the GET, the prettier and younger one. He is the poor man's version of Marc Jacob. Pick me, choose me, love me, Eileen G.

Oh its definitely Dasher. He has the most masculine name of them all. He's compensating for something!!

Erin

It has to be Comet. C'mon - who besides a gay reindeer would name himself after a flaming ball?

This is a hard question, darlings. Lets see my first guess was going to be Comet because with a name thats the least drag queeny, I thought it was the perfect beard but then I thought that was too obvious.

Then I thought it was Prancer because all my gays and drag queens LOVE to prance....hell I Prance too and Im a gay man trapped inside a straight womans body, but I digress. So I was thinking Prancer but I thought that was too easy.

Then ic came to me....its Blitzen. Why do you ask. He's really in the closet. His real name is Bob. He was raised in strict religous household where the lectured that homosexuality is a sin. He grew up very conflicted especially after the epsiode where he caught his dad wearing his mothers granny panties, which was never discussed. Anyway, poor conflicted Bob grew up and moved to The North Pole away from the confining restraints of his family. He got drunk one night and "accidentally" wound up at a gay bar and ended up in drag, on stage during amateur night lip syching "Fashionista!" and winning first place. When they asked his name he was so drunk he slurred "Im blitzedndhen!" Which turned into Blitzen. That is his stage name and the name he now takes all the time!

So that is the story of our Gay Reindeer friend, Blitzen.

I don't know about the reindeer, the elves, or other such folk. But, this is certain:

Mrs. Claus? totally a lesbian. Girl is married to a guy who was a 15th century Catholic Bishop (St. Nicholas) and is therefore probably not getting much marriage bed action. PLUS, the old man is pretty much married to his job, spends half his time traipsing around the globe, and she's left homesteading out on the tundra.

Mrs. Claus totally wears very comfortable shoes while drinking fair trade organic herbal tea from a hand potted mug she bought on vacation in Provincetown. She's awesome.

I agree awesome Mrs. Claus must be a lesbian. Their marriage is really more of an arrangement. Why would anyone marry a guy who only comes once a year and down a chimney?

Definately Prancer....um isn't it obvious?...

Happy Happy xo

Philip said:

The answer, my friends, is Prancer. But not for the obvious connotations given to such a dainty name. Prancer you see is a survivor, the PROUDEST of all gay identities. I think it was Coco Chanel wasn't it who once said "If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent their growing." Well that is Prancer's story in a fabulous tweed nutshell. Now reindeer's have no wings, but Prancer still had to learn how to fly. He was not of the brutish flying deer breed. He was born fabulous, not flying. He had no shiny nose to steal the show with. No, he had attitude and style to boot. But seeing all the boys stomp around Santa kicking up dirt on that red velvet. Feh, those boys stomp around like a couple of Clydesdales. "I'll show those merrys how it's done!" said Thomas Ranier Reindeer III. You see, none of the famed reindeer were Born with there names. They had to earn them. So T.R. jumped into the air to soar but landed straight in the mud. And all of the other reindeer laughed and called him names. Mostly "Ho Ho Ho Mo!". But T.R. picked himself up, pointed a dainty hoof, and flutted his gorgeous things and began to flit, then float, then FLY! Thus he invented the prance! And was then known as Prancer. The most fabulous GAY reindeer of them all. Even though he was behind that bitch Rudolph.

Merry Mary Christmas to All
And to All a Good Night


and I forfeit my entry because that was brilliant.

I went about this in a very scientific manner. I googled of course!

Amazingly I found out that it is Blitzen and he has a leather fetish. This is all documented on Flickr.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/alansparky_atlanta/3082794949/

I would like to be able to say that I'm shocked, but with a name like Blitzen I'm not surprised in the least.

Seriously, Prancer is the gay one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSedhEoutP0&feature=PlayList&p=C4D79CAD88327809&playnext=1&index=7

Need I say more? : )

As a straight woman, I'd have to guess that it's Dasher, 'cause, dammit, the hottest ones always are!

Donder. Because the D is silent.

Sorry, just noticed my comment says Doncer instead of Dasher. Excuse the exhausted Jewish girl. I don’t know the reindeer names but I do know the four Cs of diamond rings. Isn’t that the important thing? So please, substitute Doncer for Dasher. Again, a gay guy knows how to take an opening and make a bold entrance. I’m refusing to delve into any “behind” comments- my brain just fried out. I need coffee.

Oh please. Prancer? So totally gay. He passes for straight, but he is g-a-y gay. You can tell because his fur is always just so. And the way he says "All right, PLACES everyone," as the reindeer line up to be buckled into their traces. The final clue? He was never jealous of Rudolph, because Rudolph's out in front. And the view from in front? No haunches. No saucy white tails. So, so boring. The gaydeer? It's Puh-RANcerrrr. Prancer, people.

Blitzen. He has to be a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. Sister Blitzen Krieg. Having spent time helping out with Imperial Court system I can vouch that many of those ladies can drink.

Strangely enough, this is a topic that has crossed my mind before (as a gay gay gay little military brat, you tend to think about everyone and everything's sexuality!). There are some pretty common assumptions about the sexuality of all the reindeer...
Dancer and Prancer sound pretty damn gay, but I think they're just Meterosexual at the most...sure they enjoy a good eyebrow wax and mani/peti day...they are also probably featured on the North Pole's own version of Bromance, but Comet, he's the gay one. He's a total clean freak (and come on, if you were pressed between two dudes named Vixen and Cupid, you'd need to be too! They are members of the North Pole Hells Angels). I suspect that he chose his name after viewing that gay classic, Mommy Dearest...he saw that white power fly through the air as Joan beat Christina, and said right along with her when the beating was over "Jesus Christ!" and he knew what a gay little reindeer he was. He was totally in love with Joan and her powerful nature, but empythized with Christina and having an over-bearing mother. But he was even more a fan of the powder itself...he was in a gay bar after all with the movie playing on the big screen and lots of leather daddy elves screaming "ITS NEVER CLEAN!!!" Well...if that powder could make it clean, that's what he wanted to be! GAY, GAY, GAY!

"Leo said...
I agree awesome Mrs. Claus must be a lesbian. Their marriage is really more of an arrangement. Why would anyone marry a guy who only comes once a year and down a chimney?"




And we have a winner!

--GothamTomato

Cupid has the softest heart and is unabashadly gay, loving and wears his emotions on his sleeve,er, antlers. He is gay and want everyone in the world to love whomever they want to. His christmas wish is to let the sewist in him come out so he can make lovely garments for his gaydeer friends. And to all a good night. Thanks TLo for all the laughs and snorts this year. Gidgetsews Love from Michigan

Dancer: NOT GAY
Dasher: NOT GAY
Comet: NOT GAY
All eight reindeer received lessons in dancing and dashing from an early age, in preparation for taking on the mighty responsibility of towing Santa's sleigh through the starry night skies. There's nothing indicative or suggestive about names like these - you practically expect them on reindeer.

Prancer: NOT GAY
Blitzen: NOT GAY
Vixen: NOT GAY
Cupid: NOT GAY
There is no indication in the original poem that these are not the reindeer's actual names. While these names would be fabulous for a Christmas-themed drag show, no self-respecting gay reindeer would actually use them in real life.

No, a gay reindeer would be the type of reindeer blends in with the crowd while still attracting notice - there's something different about this one, something interesting, something meaningless and at the same time crucial to its identity.

Donder: GAY
He's quirky, he's recognizable but unusual, he goes by Don when he's hanging around with his friends but he still has that regal and exotic Donder to fall back on when need demands.

Dasher...with a name like that he's either gay or a Doctor on a soap opera. Or both.

amyare

Hello! Prancer's the gay reindeer. It's totally obvious -- not just because of the name, darlings, but because of those leg warmers and that headband! Sure, it's stylish, he only buys the best! I think it's more the artful beading on the headband that's the total giveaway.

P.S. It also has nothing to do with the fact that I sat next to him at the Gay Pride parade this year.

I say Prancer b/c HELLO what kind of straight reindeer has a name like that. And w/a name like Prancer you know he doesn't just walk normal. I'm just saying!

I think it's Blitzen. He's clearly trying to fool everyone by having a sports reference in his name. He's in the closet.

It would be Donder, who in some texts is Donner, which apparently mans Thunder in German. Ever heard of Thunder Down Under? Well Donder likes it better on top.

prancer, hands/hooves down.

Probably none too original, but it seems clear to me that Prancer must be gay. I mean, we know that there are straight men who can dance, but no one who's not gay would ever PRANCE. Seriously.

Dasher.
All of the other reindeer have been behind him at one point or another...

clearly, it's Donder. The others are either way to obvious (Dancer, Prancer) or don't fit. Blitzer, for example, is a lush. so all of Donder's girlfriends can get trashed with Blitzer, then make stupid puns like "let's wander over to Donder's now, he promised me some great advice on shoes".

Happy holidays of various types!

Well, I'm late to the party as usual.

Oh, why not. Donder (Thunder) because he probably gets dressed up in chaps and a harness and stomps around the North Pole leather bar.

Seriously, thanks for all the laffs over the past year. I'll be thrilled when the PR Canada episodes finally start showing because this last season of PR just didn't cut it (and with the lawsuits, who knows when we'll see new PR epis on the air again?)

It's Prancer. I can't tell you how I know that because I've been sworn to secrecy. Let's just say I stayed up a little too late one Christmas eve and saw something I shouldn't have.

Have a merry Christmas, boys!

Frankly, they all sound pretty gay to me, but my money is on Dancer, for obvious reasons.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Tom & Lorenzo!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, everyone!

Best,
edina

Prancer, clearly, is gay. That is the name of a reindeer who REALLY wants to dance on Broadway. He's the one who's always insisting on a show-tune singalong, and he does (I hear) a wicked Ethel Merman. His Judy isn't as good, but it's not for lack of trying. He's got the gestures down, but somehow the vocals just aren't there yet. He's got a fab wardrobe, his hooves are bedazzled, and he's the one all the other reindeer turn to for fashion advice. He's the one who told Comet not to get that perm. He's the one who told Rudolph to embrace his red nose. He's the ONE singular sensation of the North Pole.

Vixen, the femme-licious lipstick lesbian/dominatrix of the bunch.

Happy holidays, TLo! Thanks for all the entertainment!

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen..
Comet, and Cupid, and
Rudolf and Blitzen..
But do you recall...
The most flaming reindeer of all?

(music break)

Donner, the red-lipp’d reindeer (gay-deer)
had some very tight panty hose (shiny panty-nose)
And if you ever saw low, (saw low)
you would say holy sh*t it grows! (like Pinocchio)

All of the other reindeer (non gay-deer)
used to laugh and call him names (like Rosie O’)
They never let poor Donner (Donner)
join in any reindeer games (like Twister!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,(in his underwear)
"Donner with your hose so tight,
won't you lead my karoke night?"

Then how the reindeer loved him (loved him)
as they shouted out with glee, (whoopee)
Donner the tight hosed gay-deer, (gay-deer)
"You'll go down in history!" (like Elton John!)


Thus being said. Donner, or Donder as you two so choose to call him, is the gayest reindeer of all.

But why? Let’s debate this by process of elimination.

Rudolf- Can’t be gay as deemed by the rules.

Vixen- Too obviously is vixen a female reindeer. She may be Bi… but for the purpose of this discussion she is by far not the gayest of all.

Dasher- Dasher cannot be gay as Dasher is far to busy monitoring the incoming Mores code updates on the weather for Christmas Eve.

Dancer- Dancer just has to DANCE okay? Have you ever seen a reindeer drop’ pop’ and lock’ it though? He is a gangsta, and got the rather unfortunately effeminate name by santa when he walked in on him bumpin’ and grindin’ on Vixen.

Prancer- Prancer is the most metro of all the reindeer and is somewhat of a brown-noser. Although no one makes fun of him because despite his prancing and brown-nosed tendencies towards Santa, he is Santa’s pet and his nose is supposed to be brown. So no one really hassles him.

Comet- He’s the butch one in the crowd. He’s always about getting there first, and usually... He does, much to the dismay of Vixen.

Cupid- Cupid cannot be gay, as he is the love struck 15 year old that is still a hopeless romantic and because he can’t seem to figure out how to impress his beloved Vixen… he pines over her and draws little hearts around his and her initials.

Blitzen- Is just a drunk. The token best friend of jock Comet, and is too hammered to know which way is up. Thankfully Rudolf’s shiny nose is bright enough to keep him from flying into the ocean… but if you ever wonder why the reindeer never fly in a straight line… blame Blitzen.

And thus… by process of elimination we are left with Donner.

Donner, formerly known as Donder came to terms with his sexuality when he saw mommy kissing Santa Claus… and realized he was exceedingly jealous. Not of Claus… but of mommy. HE loved Claus damnit! I mean…. Donner travels the WORLD for him. But does she? No. Upon discovery of this, Donner took out his frustration by singing Karaoke at the local Eskimo pub, singing songs like:

Pat Benatar-- Love is a Battlefield
Alanis Morisette-- You Oughta Know
J Geils Band-- Love Stinks

But it was only after watching Cher’s video for Believe that he became inspired, DONNED some tight shiny pantyhose… and became the hottest karaoke star in all of the North.

And that my friends… Is why Donner is the gayest of reindeer.

(I really… really… NEED that scarf in my possession! It’s FAR too cute!)


Call me…. beep me… if you want to reach me!

E-mail me Kim!

KBuchner@gmail.com or Kimmy_K4@hotmail.com

Pleeeeeease pleaseeeee I wanna have it.

Love you T-Lo and Jay!!!!!

Vixen - that is a drag queen name if ever I've heard one. Only she spells it Vyxxxen.

Blitzen, Heidi's gay cousin.

Uli's mom told him he'll burn in hell, so Heidi shut her up and said, "She loves the Blitzen".

Damn radicals.

All these reindeer names sound like people who follow Mystery around from The Pickup Artist. Vixen fancies himself a sex god, Cupid thinks he is a junior Romeo, Dancer loves the lambada because it's forbidden. The one outlier is Prancer. Explain Prancer. Seriously.

Comet -- everywhere she goes, she leaves glittery stuff trailing behind her.

Hmmm...given this revelation thatthe name is Donner and not Donder (which, as a German speaker, I should have been able to put two and two together), I think I need to revise the Donner stanzas.

***

And that leaves Donner...Donner?! you say...
That's not a name for a proper gay!
Why not Clint or Bruce or Ford or Drake
or Trevor or Travis or Blane or Blake?

There once was a party in the pioneer age
who were lost on their way through a fierce blizzard's rage.
So hungry and stranded, they ate all their animals,
and as their friends fell, they all became cannibals.
Now, Donner's no psycho who eats reindeer steak
but of venison sausage he'll gladly partake.
Call him "Donner"—the c*ck downer, hoot the does on the street—
because he's a Hoe Hoe Hoe for his teammates' meat.

Fixed. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas (or a Sassy Saturnalia).

This is what I get for taking 3 units between semesters. I lose.

How CAN'T Prancer be gay? My gaydar pings just reading the name. He's a star on Broadway. I picture him as the ultimate prancer, Nathan Lane.

Happy Holidays (Hannukah's still ongoing as I type), everyone!

psssst....I am a scarf (and Jay) whore. I could bribe you with a pic of my gray Jay bookbag (with a cat to prove veracity), but I won't stoop to sucking up and hope someone actually reads my post. *has a Scarlett O'Hara scale pity party*

It has to be Prancer. And it's not just because the name sounds as swishy as chiffon. Let's face it, you could call a lumberjack Prancer but that doesn't mean they'll be good at prancing.

No. Prancer is the gay one (or at the very least the gayest one) because of what his chosen alias implies. Sure Dancer has the reputation for being the partier, able to whip a confetti-strewn dance floor into a frenzy from high above his GoGo podium....but our girl Prancer is the one with all of the grace and style.

But don't let the fey-sounding name fool you. There was of course that unfortunate incident back in the day when Prancer was in the running to become the principle male dancer in the Royal Ballet company due in no small part to his lightness of foot, when who should be offered the contract but his only rival, Rudolph Nureyev. Well, our usually mild-mannered and soft-spoken Prancer was NOT pleased. The echo when he drove his antlers right through his vanity mirror could be heard throughout the theater. But out he came some time later, determined to leave in a manner befitting a lady when who should he bump into but his replacement. Their encounter started out innocently enough, each of them sizing up the tightness of the others' tights in a manner that was in no way sexual. But it wasn't long before perfectly coiffed antlers were broken,incredibly high cheekbones were bruised and tutus were being used as garottes. And in the midst of the bitch fight to end all bitch fights, Nureyev earned his famous pout when he dared to question Prancer's prancing prowess.

After that he sank into a Norma Desmond-esque reclusive state for a number of years wrapped only in fox furs and memories of faded glory before he staged his comeback, deciding to concentrate solely on his Christmas-related commitments, much to the dismay of his legions of diehard fans.

So even though his name is perhaps the most easy to mock of all of Santa's sleigh pullers, none of the others would dare get on Prancer's bad side and risk incurring the wrath of the gayest and most graceful reindeer of all.

A reliable source tells me that Donder takes it up the Yonder.

Blitzen is the gayest. Blitz sounds so masculine, tough and manly.

We all know that Blitzen is just like the construction worker style in the Village People! He is biggest, toughest and most rugged reindeer. He has the most supple reindeer muscles and has the most incredible strength.

Blitzen is the shirtless Daniel Craig of the reindeer crew!

Also Blitzen is the closest to my "real" last name..my mail gets addressed to Blitzen!

If I have to survive with a reindeer name, he is definetely the gayest!

cmb92191 at yahoo.com

“Deerest” Blog-kings:

Yes, the misspelling of “dearest” was a deliberate (and poor) pun as the first of many attempts to ‘sychophant’ my way to that scarf. But I MUST have it. I’m even writing to you from my home account with my real name in the hope that you will take note of my transparent desperation at owning anything ala Jay McCarroll. I’m ScubaOtter from Blogging Project Runway, and as the BPR admins will tell you, I’ve been a Jay fan from S1 E1. This submission is later than ideal, but take pity on me: We’ve been buried under three feet of snow for the last 8 days in the eastern suburbs of Seattle.

Which leads me to reason #2 and #3 I deserve that scarf: I need the warmth and God knows I need a little island of fashion in a veritable couture desert. Really, one can only cope with so many plaid flannel shirts, I don’t care how buff the chest underneath.

Enough with the small talk. Put some coconut rum into that passion/orange juice and enjoy.

Of course, you’re going to be inundated with submissions about Prancer and Vixen. They’re such obvious choices. Prancer couldn’t stay away from a Pride parade to save his own life; everyone knows he’s an attention whore. And just because Vixen is a slut doesn’t make him Gay Extraordinaire. He’s just bitter because he didn’t get that walk-on part on Queer as Folk with the free trip to Toronto for some Canadian ungulate tail. Certainly, neither is enough to warrant a Jay McCarroll scarf.

Donner is your boy, fellas. His given name is Donald Nathaniel Erhard. He legally changed his name when his parents couldn’t handle the fact that his dream vocation was to be leashed to eight other dudes with leather and bells. The Erhard name is old-money, synonymous with high-end sporting equipment (they just love making athletic balls). Out of respect and love for his family, he pursued his passion to be commanded about by a Bear in Red without hurting the family’s reputation in the Hamptons. Fortunately, his family has been very supportive, but they’re still perplexed his reasons for not being able to visit home at Christmas.

Despite the hardships, Donner left home and hearth to pursue his dream at a full gallop. As a result, he became deliciously buff and by the time he arrived at Santa HQ, he was unimaginably buff with a delicious five o’clock shag in his coat and beats of sweat covering his hide. One look at him and Rudolph’s nose was red for a week. Santa needed a PowerDeer in his cortege, so to his delight, Donner was hired immediately.

He doesn’t like to brag, but when he’s not working out, he lives in a tastefully-appointed condo with his Caribou lover, Harold. One look at that huge rack, broad muzzle and white rump, and Donner was a goner. They’ve been together for fifteen years and own two French bulldogs. Admittedly, it’s tough getting supplies; Harold usually orders from Bergdorf’s and Williams-Sonoma online, which arrives via airdrop three times a year. In his spare time, Donner is active in a book club and enjoys seeing art films with his stag-hag Lacey. Generally they live a quiet but happy life, except the holidays are always a madhouse and tensions run high because Donner is consumed with work deadlines. However, when all is said and done, they shed their antlers and take a couple of weeks off together and all is forgiven.

When not working out with his eight regular spotting buddies, Donner likes to spend lazy days in the meadow with Harold, grazing and frolicking among the gorgeous northern scenery. Incidentally, they’re convinced that Annie Proulx got the idea to write Brokeback Mountain after spending a week with them. Litigation is pending.

I know I speak for Donner in asserting that ScubaOtter deserves that Jay McCarroll scarf. First off, she understands what it’s like to live in a cold northern climate where fashion is an afterthought. Secondly, they appreciate her sense of humor and the fact that she makes a killer pomegranate martini.

Best regards,
-ScubaOtter

Blitzen knows it is always best to bring up the rear...

I vote for Truman!

Wait...what? There isn't a Truman? Phooey.

Project Runway is a cakewalk compared to the fierce competition among your blogeteers. Which I have been proud to be one of this year -- TLo has made my 2008 so much better! I'm all verklempt!

But not too done in to want that scarf! So hmmm....

Cupid's gay. Because being gay isn't about prancing or dancing -- it's about having the courage to show your true love, forgetting the haters and the Prop 8ers. And Cupid has always been all about the love. So Cupid.

Actually, Prancer and Donder have been in a committed relationship for a long time. They would like to get married, and Santa has offered to preside over the ceremony--if they ever get their civil rights in the North Pole.
Sincerely, LH

Outted by St. Nicholas
With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Prancer and Donder were stirring, their lookout a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the closet with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas would not notice they were there;
The two reindeer were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And Prancer in his silk PJs, and Donder in his chaps,
Had just cuddled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Prancer sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and six tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Prancer knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
But the sleigh didn’t rise, it didn’t fly,
With Prancer and Donder missing, they’d never mount the sky!
So up to the house-top Santa and Cupid flew,
And they saw Prancer in bed, and Donder, too.
And then, in a twinkling, Cupid ran to the roof.
There was prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
Cupid hollered with joy and then turned right around,
And confronted St. Nicholas with a loud sound.
Prancer was dressed in a silk robe, from his head to his foot,
And Donder’s jewelry was all polished with diamonds, to boot!
They’d exchanged their gifts early to avoid Santa’s disdain
But with Cupid there whistling, their secret was in vain.
Santa’s eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And Prancer laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave them to know they had nothing to dread;
Santa spoke not one word, then went straight to his work,
And filled the lovers’ stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, said he’d always known;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, Gay or Straight, it’s alright!"

My vote is for every last hairy one of them. It gets cold at the North Pole and those stables are awfully close together. I say they're all gettin' snuggly with each other.

Besides, if only one was gay, think of how lonely he'd be!

Blitzen! What reindeer would get the most enjoyment out of being the last reindeer in the pack and getting to stare at 6 other reindeer butts all night long?

Love the blog can't wait for more caddy-ness in '09!

Honestly, I cant wait for your next posting. Kindly do not make us usher in 2009 without some new TLO, it just sets a bad precedent and has us all sad. Just a tidbit????? A teeeeeny tidbit for NYE?

They are ALL gay, clearly.

Except Donder. Donder is a fundamentalist Christian. He reads Chick Tracts exclusively of all literature(and I use the term loosely).

As he stepped out of the Scandanavian gay bar to smoke a cigarette, he wondered how his life had come to this. Here he was, a strapping reindeer at his peak. He was a vital part of Santa's team, delivering packages to all the good little boys and girls around the world. He could pull more weight than most of the other reindeers, had bigger antlers and a shinier coat. Yet here he was, forced to live in the shadows, like some sort of freak. That whore Vixen could sleep her way through the whole damned Arctic, but if he so much looked at another man, he would be off the team he loved so much. His was a love that could not be neighed.

Ever since that Icebitch Sarah Palin had started her campaign for "traditional Arctic values", the gays and lesbians were finding the climate up north colder than usual. He had considered moving away to the more tolerant South Pole. The Penguins even allowed same-sex adoption! But no, this was his home, and he wouldn't be scared off by some crazy Tina Fey lookalike with a shotgun.

And so, with a short, doleful sigh, he went back into the bar. As he made his way up to order another drink, he saw all the regulars, bound together by a code of secrecy. There was Jack Frost with his cold hands and flaming heart. Some of the elves from work; they mostly avoided looking directly at the muscle-bound reindeer. As he finally got the chance to order his drink, he laid eyes upon a lone Yeti, throwing back frozen Margaritas like it was Spring Break.
And so as he steeled himself with a swig of his drink, he thought to himself, "Blitzen, no one wants to be alone on New Year's. Why should you?"

Comet - trying way too hard to sound butch, but still picks the name of a
kitchen cleanser

Nice story, John 9:09 PM. I think I need that scarf more than you do (for one thing, it's absolutely my colors). . . but still -- very good!

Prancer, because he was the star of a self-titled autobiographical movie in his heyday in the late 80s, and then went on to a life of seclusion and inner turmoil until he came out in 2001 with the direct-to-DVD "Prancer Returns"!

C'mon Dancer, Prancer, Comet! They're all gay. Except Vixen. She's a porn star.