We admit it, alright? We felt a tiny little bit bad that she made it to the end and there was no one willing to congratulate her. We know, we know. You reap what you sow. We get it. We just think maybe the response to her has been a little out of hand relative to her "crimes."
And speaking of crimes...
So we got another throwdown with the judges...
"The petals; I have to say that it doesn't look very elegant either."
"What the hell? Like I'm so sure that I wasn't going for elegant. Please, Heidi!"
"What the fu--"
"Nina, you handle this one. I'm about ready to beat some ass here."
"Kenley, you're obnoxious and nobody likes you.
Oh, and your dress makes us all laugh when you're not in the room."
"What? Pssh. As if."
"Look! Look at her! Look at what she's doing, with the rolled eyes and everything! Why are we talking to her?"
"You know we can see you, right? Us, the JUDGES. The ones that DECIDE IF YOU GET THE BIG MONEY.
What is WRONG with you?"
*big fat Disney tears*
"I have no time for this horseshit."
"Let's be honest, you wouldn't be standing here if we didn't like what you do."
But, as is so often the case with this show, it amounted to nothing, really:
"So, what do we think about Kenley?"
"She's a lazy cow but I'm interested to see what she'll do."
"No. You know what? I'm sick of this shit. You do this every year and put up some amateur and then I have to sit in the tent with a frozen smile on my face as 2000 cameras are pointed on me and I have to swallow my vomit a little and pretend like I'm not appalled at how my career turned out. I'm NOT doing it this time, you hear?"
"Harvey didn't tell me it would be like this. I think I'm just gonna go, okay?"
[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravo - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]