Labels: Kendall Hightower, Project Runway, Project Runway Season 5, Project Runway Season 5 - Episode 7, Stella Zotis, Suede, Tia Shipman
Stella, too cool to run:
embarrassed, like, rushing. I'm not moving."
She is so Tuscadero.
"I don't want to make a leather dress because that's not innovative."
Okay, you lost us on that one, girl. We would have rather you stuck to your strengths on this one, but we can't blame you after Tim gave you the full range of his bitch powers.
many of you did not rise to the occasion. I won't get any more specific than that.
But it rhymes with "smash smags."
So Tim publically shamed her into trying to be something she's not, which makes for great reality TV fodder and she gets the "I'm struggling but I'm learning so much" edit. Complete with Ratbones!
course her dude's name is Ratbones.
Is there no one out there willing to give this lady her own show? Come ON. She is a fucking STAR.
We love your lady, Ratbones!
Not that we hate it, either. It had a couple things going for it and a couple going against it.
We felt a little bad making fun of the dead grandfather story last week, but Suede honey, enough is enough. There's nothing wrong with getting on a reality competition and "playing a character." More often than not, most of the rest of them are too, to varying degrees.
clearly playing to the cameras, then you're not doing a very good job of portraying your character and we're forced to point and laugh. More than normal.
It's really the only explanation.
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[Additional Pictures: Courtesy of Lisa Gilpin/Saturn/Rethink Design]