Darlings, at the end of the show last night, we leapt out of our seats and uttered three words in unison. Loudly."This.
Is.
BULLSHIT!"
Of course, Tom, being the good little Irish Catholic boy, calmed down immediately, but Lorenzo, being the fiery, hot-headed latin, was awake for HOURS, angrily stomping around the house.
But let's backtrack, shall we?
"Stylists, can I have your attention? It seems we have a little problem. All of you have been doublebooked."
The twin shortcut challenge was a cute idea, actually.
But leave it to LadyBird to provide the most over-the-top reaction to it. Honestly, that boy was made for screencaps.
Congrats to Nicole! We totally agreed with this win. She gave them both distinct - and very well executed - styles. But here's the bullshitty part (or one of them, anyway): we thought it was totally unfair to give someone immunity at this stage in the game for a shortcut challenge. That's a benefit so far beyond any other shortcut challenge winner that we thought it was pretty blatantly unfair.
Nothing against Nicole, of course. Like we said, she totally deserved the win. We just don't think she should have been guaranteed a finalist slot for it.
As for the elimination challenge...
This guy was a little douchey, wasn't he? And pardon us for pointing it out, but there was absolutely NOTHING "avant garde" about those pictures. A girl on a swing. A girl on a bike. A girl on a trampoline. We can't yawn hard enough.
Here's the second bullshit factor: Nicole darling, we love you, but this looked like ass (not to mention lame and cliched). It just didn't strike us as fair that she failed the penultimate challenge and yet she gets to go on to the finals.
Bullshit #3.
This looked AWFUL.
We have a lot of respect for Dee's skill, but it can't be denied that she constantly goes back to the same cut again and again. What exactly was "avant garde" about the same old boring simple bob? And why do such a flat, lifeless cut when you KNOW she's going to be jumping on a trampoline?
This, on the other hand, NOT bullshit.
Say what you will about Charlie (god knows we have), but despite his attempts to be the "villain," he is a consummate professional who really knows his shit.
This was really beautiful. It wasn't any more avant garde than the rest of them, but it was clearly the best out of the bunch.
And he was cute when he found out he was on his way.
MEGAbullshit. Was this fabulous and exciting and avant garde? No, of course not. But it was nowhere near as bad as the judges made it out to be.
And we're sorry, but how is it fair that only Daniel had to deal with the difficult element of water being added to the mix? Although, he did get a great line in, as usual:
"Apparently the Los Angeles Fire Department was available and they brought their hoses. He hosed this bitch down like she was on fire."
EXACTLY, LadyBird. How is that fair? None of the other stylists had to deal with that.
We can't deny that it doesn't look so hot, but man, did they ever stack the deck last night.
We are really gonna miss him and we think it sucks out loud that he's not in the finals. On the other hand, he should take comfort in the fact that he got the most emotional goodbye we've ever seen. Jaclyn was damn close to breaking down and sobbing, which we thought was utterly adorable. And when she called him a "true Texas gentleman?" Poodles, we fell OUT.
LadyBird, we luvya and you didn't deserve this.
[Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]
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8/21/08, 3:28 PM
In agreement! What an odd way to take this group to the end. Perhaps the production team was as dissappointed as we were with it. Nothing edgy in any of it.
8/21/08, 3:29 PM
*weep*
Grrr. Sorry, Daniel, you deserved better. I hate that the deck was so stacked against him, and I'll miss those Daniel screencaps.
8/21/08, 3:32 PM
Amen, girls. I was livid about the Nicole short-cut win, and the whole photography session.
But Daniel going home-- that was the deepest cut of all.
So to speak.
8/21/08, 3:33 PM
All three of the friends I was watching with gasped out loud when Daniel was eliminated. JUST NOT FAIR.
8/21/08, 3:38 PM
What's sad is you can see Dee while they're deliberating and she is sad and mopey cause she knows she got the harshest critique. Then LadyBird gets the boot? What the fuck?
8/21/08, 3:40 PM
Well, honeys, I screamed right with ya!
Paulo *never* got immunity and yet they give immunity on the LAST challenge before the finals?!?!?! What.e.ver! They totally make it up as they go, don't they?!
Also, I agree that Daniel didn't deserve to leave. The worse last night was Dee. That cut looked like ass, no way around it. And she gave the fucking stripes to the twins AND the model?! Jeebus.
And, I cried with Jacklyn... Omg..how sweet was that?! If you read Paulo's blog, he mentioned that it was Jacklyn's tears that almost made him brake down....she's a classy, sweety lady for sure... :)
8/21/08, 3:44 PM
TLo, I couldn't agree more with everything you said. Exactly. Nicole getting to go to the finals by winning the shortcut challenge? Ridiculous and unfair to the others! Her efforts in the avant garde challenge? Sorry dear, but final cutworthy! Dee's same old haircut? Yawn! Daniel having to deal with the "mister." Come on! Charlie brought it. That bitch is in it to win it, and I think he will.
I lovemesomedaniel! Dangit! Two Daniels out in one night is just too much for this girl to take. I wish I still lived in Dallas. Waaaaah! Sorry, don't mean to whine, TLo, I know you don't like that . . .
8/21/08, 3:47 PM
The short-cut (by the way, I loved the Doublemint double-your-wigstand challenge) should have given Nicole an advantage in the photoshoot, but maybe not immunity. Just saying.
And Daniel, who built enough into his style to make it workable should not have been ousted in favor of Dee's boring and ugly cut/dyejob. I was baffled. Not one of the judges had a good thing to say about Dee's style, yet she stays, and Daniel goes.
And yes, photographer-guy was douche-y.
8/21/08, 3:51 PM
i am pissed too. love daniel. he didnt have a chance with the water.
that photo shoot made me feel like i didnt know what "avant garde" was. the photographer...JERK
they should have left it as a final 4 with nicole getting an extra something for the challenge.
8/21/08, 3:52 PM
I don't really know that it was all that unfair for Nicole to get immunity. Many others got the same thing, albeit at earlier (and less advantageous) stages of the game. What wasn't fair was say, the time Paulo won and didn't get immunity.
Daniel getting kicked off was the travesty of this episode. I thought it was sooooo obvious that Dee should go home, given the fact that she did the SAME HAIRCUT AGAIN and that it was completely inappropriate and kind of ugly. They must have kept her because of her overall performance because that bob was ASS.
Michael Grecco - kind of a douchebag, but it seemed like the typical amped-up behavior you see to heighten the drama of reality tv. I'm sure they told him to be difficult.
8/21/08, 3:58 PM
I Charlie wins, ugh. The bitterness will know no bounds.
I'll miss Daniel. He always made me smile. Guess I'll have to keep choosing him for fan favorite.
8/21/08, 3:58 PM
I wanted to bitch-slap that photographer. Shear Genius should have borrowed one of the really good photographers that ANTM uses.
That being said, I am so sad to see Daniel go. It should have been Dee.
----StkrShock
8/21/08, 4:00 PM
They should have given Nicole the choice of season, model or some bullshit like that but a free pass to the finals? That is CRAZY!
8/21/08, 4:07 PM
Daniel was my pick from the beginning, just because he was SO over the top and yet completely lovable. And I was still chuckling over "they hosed that bitch down like she was on FIRE!" after the episode was over. Dee should have gone. Nicole should not have been given a spot in the finale on the basis of a short-cut win. Charlie will win the finale. I'm not sure I even care about it anymore. Oh, well...
8/21/08, 4:13 PM
Ugh, I totally agree. The photoshoot was stupid, and Dee by FAR had the worse haircuts. I swear I'm going to fucking vomit if I see even ONE out of place colored streak or shitty bob from her in the finale.
With both Daniel and Paulo gone, this finale is gonna be a ton less fun than it should be.
8/21/08, 4:16 PM
Exactly. Nicole shouldn't have gotten immunity, Dee should have been snipped, and Daniel should be in the final 3. And Michael Grecco looked like he was constipated every time he had to announce something on camera. And acted like a jerk the rest of the time.
On the bright side, I now have an hour of my life back because there's no reason to watch the finale. Maybe I'll hang out in the T Lounge with the rest of the left coasters and have a few more cocktails.
8/21/08, 4:20 PM
I am dying to hear your comments on Nicole's magical shifting dress! When she walked into the elimination challenge, she had on a cute black jumper over a white blouse. Then shots of them all in a row, and she had on a black and white checked mod mini dress (REALLY CUTE), then back to the black jumper for the rest of the show! WTF?
8/21/08, 4:21 PM
TLo said: "This guy was a little douchey, wasn't he? And pardon us for pointing it out, but there was absolutely NOTHING "avant garde" about those pictures."
A LITTLE douchey? That's giving the bastard a little too much credit. And if you are a big time photographer with celebrity clientele, why in the hell do you have the host of the show you're guest judging announce Steve Martin and Lucy Liu as your highest achievements? I mean no offense to Lucy Liu, I've seen this guys work before and he is good but couldn't he have named a couple more higher profile clients?
I will miss LadyBird and all his glory. Dee deserved the cut last night, not him.
8/21/08, 4:21 PM
Spot on with everything! I was so upset over last night's ep, especially because in my opinion the only reason why Nicole is in the final three is because she won that short-cut challenge. Of course she deserved the win for that, but certainly not a spot in the finale for that!! I agree that she should have gotten an advantage in the photoshoot, not immunity. I almost fell off my couch when they announced it.
In regards to Daniel, I don't even know if I'm going to bother watching the finale without him. He's been my favorite since the start and I was so sad when he got kicked off.
What an assy episode all together...there was nothing "avant-garde" about that shoot and the photographer was a serious jerk to everyone. And Dee staying over Daniel...geez.
8/21/08, 4:25 PM
"This guy was a little douchey, wasn't he?"
'A little'? The guy acted like the kind of wannabe my friends have to endure for end-of-semester art projects. Were color pallets even discussed? 'Misting' does not equal "hosed that bitch down like she was on fire"! (Which has to be the best Ladybird line of the season.)
Harumph. I like Nicole's personality, but agree with others that she should have just gotten an advantage in the final challenge, not immunity.
Who is going to give us the best quips now that Ladybird is gone?
8/21/08, 4:37 PM
Didn't they do the same challenge last year? And didn't Daisy win with the wet model? It can be done, and Daniel did a craptastic job.
I still think Dee should have gone home because hers was way worse. Plus, I love me some Daniel, he's a charmer.
Is there any way that Charlie will not win this thing? Well,that guy tanked on Top Chef last year, so perhaps there's hope for an interesting final.
8/21/08, 4:37 PM
I knew that Dee couldn't go home--I think she'll take the whole thing. And I agree with you and everyone else--immunity=bullshit. We'll miss you, Daniel!
8/21/08, 4:40 PM
I really, really hope Charlie doesn't win. I don't think he necessarily deserves to, either. He won a lot of challenges but I also felt that many of his wins were questionable. I think it's obvious the show tried to make him into "the character" this year, but really, he's just an asshole with skills. Big fucking deal. I'm hoping for Nicole but pray that at least Dee beats out the smug bald bastard.
8/21/08, 4:41 PM
I forgot to add additional BULLSHIT: Paulo would have ripped it up on this challenge.
8/21/08, 5:28 PM
I screamed bullshit too. REAL loud. My neighbors must think I'm a nutjob.
Poor Daniel, so robbed. Dee's was clearly the worst in that elimination challenge. I still don't get the Daniel boot.
Lady Bird, I'm going to miss you! :(
8/21/08, 5:39 PM
I love Nicole, so I'm really glad to see her in the finals, and she really did deserve to win the shortcut challenge, especially since both sisters were singers and very similar.
But I think Dee should have totally gone home, for making the SAME HAIRCUT over and over! Really, it's always a bob, which I don't really think would be a style that would lend itself well to being used in a photo shoot where the model is jumping up and down. And it just looked awful in the picture.
Plus the photo shoots sucked, nothing avant garde about it. Last season's photoshoot was much better.
8/21/08, 5:52 PM
that photo shoot was HORSESHIT ON A STICK. the photographer was - oh, beyond weaselpants. and they contradicted themselves (or else the editing sucked) - Charlie said that Photographer didn't mention the avant garde, so he needed to make sure to step that up; then at the judging, Photog is all "we told you repeatedly to be avant garde."
and you are pardoned for pointing out that there is nothing remotely avant garde about this photo shoot.
i LOVE Daniel from the depths of my heart and soul, and I will so miss seeing him and hearing his adorable lil accent as he works his magic. I actually LIKED the little updo he did for his model; yeah, nothing avant there, but what the hell was dee's? or nicole's?
this was a hideously bullshit challenge for the final one. and i agree: granting immunity to the shortcut winner, at THIS stage of the game, was maybe not the best idea ever.
(though didn't you love LOVE it when the woman guest judging said that Dee's haircut had the "village idiot" look when the girl jumped on the trampoline?)
and Charlie did a great job with his style. The toolbag photographer was such a prick about Charlie's hairdo, too, when of all of them, it was the MOST "avant garde."
horrible challenge. and why did all four models have such thin useless hair? is it because they all have anorexia and their hair has fallen out?
Last season's photoshoot had so much more substance to it, in terms of direction from the photographer. It was clear to each stylist what was wanted, and here, it wasn't. all that was clear was that Michael Grecco is a douche.
I wish Daniel could be my new best friend, along with Chris March.
Daniel! You are my Shear Genius Fan Favorite for sure!! wish I was a little closer to dallas so i could get a fabulous haircut from the dear Ladybird.
8/21/08, 6:15 PM
Big, fat WORD to TLo's entire post!
What a travesty that Dee goes to the finals over Daniel. I am so, *so* tired of her "signature" cut & color treatments that I could puke. Not to mention her Clutch Cargo-like method of speaking only out of one side of her mouth. Has she had a stroke or something that prevents her from moving her entire mouth?
My fan-favorite votes were all going to go to Paulo, but I can't ignore Daniel now that he's not in the finals.
I screamed at the set when they announced Daniel was out. And serious hate for Douchey McDouche photographer - what a tool!
Given the choices, I'm rooting for Nicole for the win. Dee is just useless and Charlie is too much of an entitled bitch.
8/21/08, 6:16 PM
Considering the way things worked out, I don't really have a problem with Nicole getting immunity. She should have made final three anyway and Dee should have been gone. The part of this whole show that was oh so wrong was Daniel being kicked off. I really wish the judges would have explained their reasoning. Given the comments that were made, their ultimate decision just made no sense to me at all.
8/21/08, 6:17 PM
TLO! At the end of the season you guys should do a montage of LadyBird screencaps. That would be pee-in-your pants funny.
8/21/08, 6:41 PM
I agree with everything you said. Why the hell did they give Nicole immunity this late in the game? It's down to 4 people, and they give one immunity? Bullshit.
I LOVED Charlie's hairdo. It was gorgeous, and I was glad he won it. But I flipped the fuck out when Daniel was sent home. Dee's was horrible! Daniel's wasn't the greatest [and yeah, how's it fair that he had his girl hosed down?], but pretty much everything they said about Dee's was negative--they gave Daniel some good reviews.
God, they've been borrowing PR's crackpipes, haven't they? I miss Daniel already! He's been my favorite ever since I first saw the commercial and screamed, "HE LOOKS LIKE MARK FROM RENT!"...then he opened his mouth, and I was like, 'Hmm...curious.'
8/21/08, 6:55 PM
It's the year NBC reality shows feature female winners! Didn't you get the memo? With Daniel out, Dee and Nicole have a much better shot at winning this thing. After all, we had the first female Top Chef, the first female Biggest Loser, and the first female Last Comic Standing in the same year! AMAZING!
8/21/08, 7:21 PM
I think each shoot had some difficult element: Daniel's water, Dee's trampoline, Charlie's swing, Nicole's snow. Only Charlie's wasn't that difficult, so he won.
8/21/08, 7:38 PM
Ok, I am going to be blasted as an evil bitch, but I have something to say....about Dee. Yes, I know Dee is a hard working gal, a decent, dte little lesbian and some of her color work is pretty damn ok, but let's face it, she is really annoying. For me, it started from the beginning, when she said, "I visualized I was going to win....so of course I did!" Just what I need, this little tranny mess selling "The Secret" method on some fricking gay Bravo reality show. She is so hungry to win, she makes Laura from Season 3 Prject Runway AND Wendy Pepper look laid back. I see those daggers in Dee's eyes, saying,"I will f@@k you up before I lose this show," and she scares me. Daniel, you are our little Texas gentleman and I think you were adorable. Charlie is the bitch who speaks her truth and Nicole is the kind of girl who still makes this queen think about vagina. Well, best of luck to all,but Dee better not win...grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
8/21/08, 7:49 PM
I cannot agree with your statement more. Yeah, he didn't do a great job with his 'avant garde' look, but in the end, his was more versatile than Dee's and I think he should have stayed in.
You know, I have to say that I half expected S!G to pull a Tyra moment and be all like: SIKE! This guy isn't really a visionless, talentless douche, but we wanted to give you the worst case scenario... but he was really a visionless, talentless douche.
Daniel was the bright spot of this entire competition and I will miss his charming Texas Gentleman self.
8/21/08, 8:43 PM
Even though I'm sad Daniel's gone, don't worry. He'll have his own show on Bravo. Just wait!
8/21/08, 9:04 PM
Couldn't agree more with you (as usual). total bullshit. I thought both Nicole AND Dee both looked worse. Unfreakingbelievable!
Bye bye lady bird, you will be missed in the finale!
8/21/08, 9:50 PM
Total agreement with everything you said. Ladybird was my favorite! *sniff*
Ooh -- gotta go -- just noticed that Fab Tabs is on in TEN MINUTES! Can't wait! :D
8/21/08, 9:50 PM
NOOOOOOOO
Not my Daniel!! No no no. I didn't get to see last nights epi yet and I just couldn't help myself- I had to peek over here.....now I have to go throw myself off a building.
What bullshit.
8/21/08, 10:14 PM
I agree with EVERYTHING you two said. I jumped up and said "THIS IS BULLSHIT" too. Much to the annoyance of my dog. Ladybird was my favorite, and as much as I hate to admit it, Charlie was my fav cut of the photoshoot.
Brilliance as always TLo. :)
8/21/08, 10:18 PM
"This guy was a little douchey, wasn't he?"
A little douchey? A little douchey? Darlings, that bitch was obviously a 5% shareholder in FDS. Oh! grrrrr! Snort! Words can't describe the utter contempt I had for him and his "avant garde" (yeah right, like they didn't do the exact. same. challenge. last year.
Grrrr. Snort! I need a drink.
Ladybird, if I am ever in Dallas or in need of high hair, you will be the one I call!
8/21/08, 10:51 PM
That photographer kept saying "Avant-garde!" and I kept having a Princess Bride moment. "That word...I don't think it means what you think it does." Asshat.
I'm so crushed to have lost Daniel when Dee's buggy eyed self should have been sent packing the LAST time she did that hair cut.
8/21/08, 11:05 PM
Yup, Daniel was ROBBED!!!!
8/21/08, 11:41 PM
Okay, I haven't been watching much Shear Genius this season, and consequently haven't been following your entries on it (sorry!, so, although I'm sure someone has addressed this before, I haven't seen it, so I'm going to mention it:
Wasn't this guy Daniel on Top Design? I think he was calling himself Michael back then, but I swear, it's got to be the same person. Or possibly a twin. A clone? Something.
8/21/08, 11:47 PM
That self-righteous prick was the biggest, vinegariest douche bag ever.
And Daniel should not have been out. Eh, first bullshit offing this season...
8/22/08, 12:13 AM
Daniel should have stayed and Dee should have gone (based on the redundant cut and lack of excitement of her presentation).
There wasn't a single avant garde hairdo in the bunch, but the way Daniel's model was dealt with was utter and complete shit of the bull. There was no need for it.
I guess the producers got what they wanted for the final three: two women and a man.
I'm gonna say Charlie wins it all just because he's the most consistent and because I think the producers have gone out of their way to make it look like a woman has a chance. We know all their tricks, don't we, gang?
I might not even bother watching the finale.
8/22/08, 12:28 AM
I'm not a huge fan of Dee's
but I loved it when she said...
"You don't have to be an a--hole to be an artist."
So true, maybe that should be on t-shirts...eh TLo? ;)
8/22/08, 12:59 AM
complete agreement--
a--hole photog, nicole getting into final 3 with shortcut challenge...
and the list goes on...
daniel didn't get a fair shake--
macasism is right too-- Paulo would have killed it!
i don't know if i can keep watching.
8/22/08, 1:09 AM
Photog struck me as being on some celeb-drug or other: over-weening ego, emphasis on "avant garde" and end product of "ho hum". Comments like "this wasn't in MY color palette" -- well did anyone know what HIS color palette was going into it?
If this jerk and his nit-picky demands that sound made up on the spot and have the ultimate bottom line of being unfair is ever invited back to ANYthing on TV, I shall immediately click it off.
Jerk.
And my Daniel *and* my Paulo are both gone. I may travel to Dallas just to be able to achieve big hair the Southern gentleman way.
8/22/08, 2:09 AM
This season is ridiculous. It's been beyond silly and really hasn't had anything on it with a WOW factor.
It's an entirely different show from last year where you believed there were actual professionals involved.
8/22/08, 5:32 AM
Go on with your pissed off selves! I was so annoyed with the whole thing I took the damn show off TIVO and decided to ditch the boring finale. Lame.
Nicole? Barely getting through every week ugly short cut after short cut giving should have been bounced last week instead of Paulo Nicole, in the finale? How does that shit happen? With ridiculous immunity in the eleventh hour. I don't even know that I agree that she deserved the win. I probably would have given it to Ladybird. The easiet way to make the twins look different was to keep one blond and make one a brunette. Not really much of a risk when you think about it. I was more impressed with Daniel's end results. The cuts and styling were flattering, and I liked the all blonds don't look the same approach. *mentally shakes fist at Jose Eber*
A Daniel vs. Charlie showdown in the finale could have been interesting. But now, meh, who cares, and it's all thanks to the asshattery of Douchey McSourpants and his inability to communicate what he wanted out of those photo shoots. When did he convey a "color palette"? The only clear pre-shoot direction he gave was to Dee, ie, hair must be bouncy on trampoline, and she didn't listen and chopped away. Daniel focused on the style surviving the misting because that's what the photographer focused on in their meeting.
I figure if Charlie doesn't win at this point, the show is a ginormous joke. I'm not a fan of his TV persona, but he's the only stylist in the final three that I'd let within five feet of my hair.
8/22/08, 8:04 AM
Don't apologize for bitchiness, Kaka -- I too from the start have not liked Dee at all. She's had a few good do's but her ugly color stripes are so tiresome. She reminds me of an overeager but nasty-aggressive little dog (and I'm a dog lover). If she wins I'll be more than disappointed. Agree with many that the photo shoot was really bad, from the a-hole photographer to the crappy models to the cliched (opposite of avant-garde) sets. Dee's cut/color was a disaster. Nicole's model's pose was virtually identical to Anthony's last year in the same challenge, with many of the same problems. Boring. My favorites were Daniel, Charlie, Paulo, and Nicole (in no particular order) and I would have liked to see 3, not 2, of them in the final. Bah.
8/22/08, 9:09 AM
I was positive Dee was going home. Absolute garbage that Daniel went home instead.
Agree with you boys - touching and classy exit from LadyBird. Loved his high hair comment.
8/22/08, 9:34 AM
When the hell did "avant garde" mean streaky, faded and monochromatic?
I'm sorry but Dee should have gone home and Daniel should have stayed. His original hairstyle was gorgeous and absolutely perfect for the picture. The final picture was terrible.
As a photographer, I would have worked in the red braid to give the color palate some type of edge. The purple/blue against the red could have made for an interesting shot had the ego of the *photographer* not gotten in the way.
8/22/08, 9:37 AM
So upset. I was crying too. Not my LadyBird! If it had to be between LadyBird and Dee, it should have been Dee. But to really be honest, Nicole should not have been given immunity; perhaps just her choice of seasons when she got to the photo shoot. In my world, the final three should be LadyBird, Charlie, and Dee. Hopefully there will be a reunion show.
8/22/08, 10:25 AM
anonymous at 6:15pm said "Douchey McDouche photographer" Too damn funny.
Darling Daniel was totally screwed. Look forward to a show featuring him. I was going to rant on about the remaining three, but after watching Daniel's classy and sweet exit interview, I have decided to take the high road with him and wish them all well.
8/22/08, 10:27 AM
Daniel deserved a place in the final three. They should have sent Dee home. She does absolutely the same haircut in every challenge. Snoozefest.
Charlie is going to win this in the end. I just wish he gave up on the whole reality show villain thing.
8/22/08, 10:41 AM
i only watched this show to listen to Daniel's voice -- I love that drop of southern honey in his voice
8/22/08, 10:53 AM
I agree with those above who said there's no need to watch the end now. Who cares who wins at this point, really? I watched for Daniel. My only consolation is, he is bound to win fan favorite -- so I'll tune in for that, I guess.
However, I noticed that Daniel's ousting completely overshadowed the frickin' AMAZING premiere of Tabatha's Salon Takeover. Y'all may have been busy stomping out your anger (understandably), but I had hoped you would give us your take on the new show, which, now that there's no Daniel to giggle and gasp along with during Shear Genius, is a fabulous replacement and is so full of lovely snark and attitude. I loved Tabatha on the first season of SG, but she is my new idol after seeing TST.
Please let us know what you think!
8/22/08, 11:42 AM
AMEN!!! Lady Bird got the proverbial shaft, and I HATE Shear Genius now. Hate it!
Dee was clearly the loser of that challenge (not counting Nicole since she had immunity. Also total bullshit.)
You, Daniel, rock!!!! And if I lived in Dallas, I'd be lining up to have you cut my hair, just so I could listen to you chatter!
8/22/08, 11:57 AM
Lady Bird got SKA-ROOED. I was so angry, too! I think this finale will be BORING BORING BORING. Poor Lady Bird.
8/22/08, 12:01 PM
"...I have decided to take the high road with him and wish them all well."
Can we agree to push lots of pins in Douchey photog's voodoo doll and to NOT wish him well in the future at all? Ever?
8/22/08, 12:19 PM
One again the TLo team hit the nail on the head!
I thought I was the only one calling bullshit on the "avante gardelessness" of douche nozzle's photo sets.
Poor LadyBird. I really wanted him in the final three. Maybe he can guest star with Tab on her new show. Sort of a good cop bad cop thing?
LadyBird! LadyBird! LadyBird!
8/22/08, 1:00 PM
Your So right!
I totally think Dee should've gone home. Not only was her's a bad cut, you counldn't do anything with it. At least Daniel had a back up plan.
8/22/08, 1:37 PM
i watched daniel's - oh ladybird! my heart just melts for you - exit interviews, and he says something about returning to the "small screen" - and my ears perked right up. please oh please, bravo, give this ladybird a show of his own. i don't even care what it is. Gossip Hour with Ladybird, where he chatters for an hour. ANYTHING. and I agree - I LOVE the southern accent. he's a north florida boy, it seems, and that warms my heart too!
also: why the F*ck can't i find the damn voting page for the SG Fan Favorite? I voted earlier in the week, and now i can't find the vote page. and i need to make sure that Ladybird wins!!!
8/22/08, 1:42 PM
Well, this is weird. I wish I could have documented this somehow, but during episode 2, I picked the final 6, the final 5, the final 4, and the final 3.
If there IS a final 2, it'll be Dee and Charlie.
Originally, I had picked Dee as the winner, but it could easily be Charlie, especially after Dee's weakass performance with the photoshoot.
But, yes, that photographer was a dick. I think they should use him as a CHALLENGE on ANTM. I would love to see those spoiled amateurs try to work with him.
8/22/08, 2:07 PM
After realizing the writing was on the wall for LadyBird, I couldn't watch anymore.
Daniel, you're a DOLL! I may have to go see my sister in TX as an excuse to go see you!
8/22/08, 3:10 PM
In totally agreement Nicole or Dee should have went home. Daniel's hair was at least a poor attempt at avant garde while Nicole's looked like a shortcut challange, and Dee's well isn't she the Rami of Shear Genuis ( same shit diffrent day). Charlie who has been my favorite non-villan from day one is going to take it all next week...
8/22/08, 3:16 PM
OH Daniel ---- i'm crushed to see you go! i agree with TLo - the challenge was just so unfair. i would love to figure out a way to go to texas (from california) just to have daniel cut my hair -- he's just so darned cute, charming and talented!
as for nicole -- i have really liked her this season, so i was hoping she would go to the finals, but i think giving her immunity for this short cut challenge is total bs! in pr they always stop giving immunity to the designers when they are down to the last 4 or 5.
as for charlie & dee -- they are both really talented, but i agree that dee puts out the same hair week after week. charlie has consistency problems -- one week he's spot-on, and the next he's just crap....
oh well i vote for ladybird for fan fave!
8/22/08, 3:22 PM
lol@ dee saying"You don't have to be an a--hole to be an artist." and you don't have to try to fuck all you clients either...man talk about how she only picked "her type" in all the challanges. I guess that one cock eye she has leans to brunettes only?
8/22/08, 5:32 PM
Could not agree more. The short cut immunity was contrary to every precedent. I adore Ladybird, he was adorable and made the show fun to watch. Dee's style was hideous whether the model was jumping or not, village idiot, indeed! Nicole's -- just pain ugly. And that photographer was by far the biggest bitch I have seen on any Bravo anything ever. Jaclyn was truly upset and her Texas gentleman line was too sweet. I miss the Bird already.
8/22/08, 5:32 PM
Thank your for pointing out that photographer was a "little douchey". But that's so understated. The guy was a first class, Grade A Ass-hat!
He was full of himself and apparently thinks that being dismissive and condescending is what successful people do.
What.A.D*ck.
8/22/08, 6:34 PM
well you'd think dee would have gone home...considering she showed the same old haircut she always does.
=[=[=[ danielll.
8/22/08, 7:05 PM
Definitely Douchey.
and...I have no idea what avant garde means anymore. Cliched vignets?
8/23/08, 2:06 AM
I am so upset that Daniel didn't make it to the final 3. :0(. he was my favorite. as soon as Nicole won the shortcut challege and got immunity I was worried for Daniel...Nicole's lucky she had immunity, because she probably would have gone home otherwise. but between Daniel and Dee, Dee def. deserved to go home more than Daniel did.
I miss him already. he was so incredibly adorable and funny.
8/23/08, 9:59 AM
Avant-garde? I finally recall where I've seen these "avant-garde" photo shoot backdrops. It's the number from Easter Parade, "The Girl on the Magazine Cover"!
8/23/08, 12:06 PM
I thought it sucked, too. And as much as I love Nicole's spunk and verve, the final three really ought to have been Charlie, Dee, and Daniel.
When Daniel was "cut," I thought to myself, "Y'know, the only reason I watch this stupid show is so I can read the blog about it later."
8/23/08, 1:43 PM
When I saw La Smith's tears I was positive it was a producer decision to cut Ladybird.
Bull-sheeeeyt.
8/23/08, 4:23 PM
NO! NO! NO! I still can't believe my Daniel got the boot. Wish I knew about him when I lived in Oklahoma, I'd have driven to Dallas ANYDAY to have that boy do my hair.
This sucks!
8/23/08, 4:37 PM
Oh, and what an asshole that douchebag was! Seems like Nicole got it really bad from him, kudos to her for not breaking down in tears. I'd have thrown my styling comb at him and stormed out.
Then he sidles over to the judges and makes snotty comments about Daniel's work after practically drowning his model.
To me, this clown's arbitrary demands were of Slowey-ish proportions...
8/23/08, 5:04 PM
I had to rerun that bit where Daniel made the faces (while nodding) when he found out about the double-booked clients.
LOVE HIM! If only Dallas wasn't 3 hours away...
8/23/08, 6:33 PM
I agree.. BULLSHIT...
you think it is rigged? like PR?
8/23/08, 9:13 PM
Micheal Grecco was a total nightmare. What a stupid photo shoot.
8/23/08, 10:38 PM
A "little" douchey? Ya thank?
Wow.
As for Daniel Striped Tiger, feh. It was his time.
But you're right about Charlie. He may be, well, what he is, but he really does know his shit.
8/24/08, 2:24 PM
I'm remembering that Jacqueline has teared up on previous occasions, which leads me to wonder if it's an emotional parting or just good acting chops and being able to cry on demand.
8/24/08, 6:38 PM
LOL @ NYCourier's "vinegariest douche bag ever" line!
This show is the silliest shit on television and yet, I can't stop watching. I think Jaclyn cries each week for her ever diminishing dignity.
8/25/08, 6:27 PM
Grecco was definitely a douchebag but at least that Allure editor cut him down to size a couple of times. First when he praised Dee's willingness to be his bitch, she said something like "too bad this isn't a personality contest."
And then there was something else she said that escapes me now but only made me heart her more.
In any event, I will miss my Lady Bird.
At least we have our Mad Men to look forward to. (hint, hint)
8/25/08, 6:27 PM
Grecco was definitely a douchebag but at least that Allure editor cut him down to size a couple of times. First when he praised Dee's willingness to be his bitch, she said something like "too bad this isn't a personality contest."
And then there was something else she said that escapes me now but only made me heart her more.
In any event, I will miss my Lady Bird.
At least we have our Mad Men to look forward to. (hint, hint)
8/26/08, 12:32 PM
The photos weren't that great to begin with.... uninspired sets and what was up with the finished photo? Dee's model's head was blurred from the special effects they added. ...or in attempt to hide the blah haircut... If the challenge was actually based on the end product (i.e. the photograph), I stand my decision that the bottom two were Nicole and Dee (with Nicole barely edging out Dee for the top three. BARELY). Or they all failed. They each had a challenge within their individual sets (Nicole - fake snow, Daniel - water, Charlie - horizontal movement, Dee - vertical movement) but none of them utilized it into their very safe hair conception. Rookie mistake, big fail.
8/27/08, 12:06 PM
I felt bad that daniel went home, i thought dee's was wayyyyy worse! did anyone else notice in the elimination challenge before it started nicole 1st was wearing a checked dress thingy the a solid one?? Just wondering
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