Weddings and Wrestlers,
Barbies, Couture plus Tim Gunn.
That's why I Runway.

Season Four winner
Has a bad addiction to
Big, huge, puffy sleeves

-Amanda

(and my email is sylarsexypants@hotmail.com)

Judges make mistakes
Contestants, nearly perfect.
It's only fashion.

Weddings and Wrestlers,
Barbies, Couture plus Tim Gunn.
That's why I Runway.

email: apierce425@yahoo.com

Heidi Klum makes my
Straight teeth sweat she's wonderful
Seal's a lucky man

colleen0216@hotmail.com

Life before Runway,
I couldn't make it work, but
now I carry on!

Heidi and her bangs
How can she see through that mess?
She should fire her gay

-Christine

cmanal@lsuhsc.edu

Black, Puffy, Boring
Miss Jillian should have won
Laura Bennett too.

~Sara (tinkerbellhon@yahoo.com)

Oh, where is Andrae?
Where is he, our little lamb?
Ah yes, Red Lobster.

Season 4 was dull.
It lacked a je ne sais quoi.
Two Words: More tootie.

cnbhotard@gmail.com

Dear Project Runway,
Why do you torture me?
Please, stay with Bravo!

Oh Project Runway
How can you move to Lifetime?
You disappoint me

Alright, since I see no rules to limiting entries (and no deadline date - when does the contest end?) Here goes:

#1
Santino's bursting turkey suit
Tim looking perplexed
Michael Kors laughs best

#2
Polysyllabic,
accomplished, impeccable.
Carry on, St. Tim!

#3
Rungay boys are great!
Check their site ev-er-y day.
Snarky bitches rock!

Yes, I AM sucking up to the judges on that last one. Never hurts! :)
(e-mail: tashkent99@yahoo.com)

Here's another one:

Fabulous fashion
Beyond obsession,
Project Runway rocks!

See what you've started? Now I won't get anything done today!

Black on black on black,
Christian needs help: Uli, stat.
Would a print kill you?

flairmanwooo@gmail.com

Lorenzo and Tom
snit and snark and pick-a-part,
fashion is affirmed

(robin@theprettyevent.com)

Heidi sweetly says,
"The boobs are in the wrong place."
So I sew and weep.

Make it work Tim says
But I, a mere mortal make
dresses with tooty

Attention trannies!
House of Siriano here.
Worship me, bitches.

lilia's email:
indierockgrrrl@gmail.com

Your styles can be fierce,
But victory not to be.
Way too much draping!

carriescott@bellsouth.net

O crazy Pepper
Premiere bitchcakes villain,
Scares me years later.

tom@kcdrm.com

Teutonic blonde glare.
Kors and Nina judging whores.
Tim Gunn is the bomb.

Slowey is a bitch.
How much tootie has she seen?
Kick her ass, Nina!

I love sparkles, yes
But with Tim Gunn as my guide
The tacky stops here

(brumom@msn.com)

Santino repeats
"Make it work! Make it work! Ma--"
Tim-bot 5000

Lilia - indierockgrrrl@gmail.com

I'm fierce man-boy says
Under the ruffles and frills
--a pixie with shears!

Greekazoid draper
Rami folds tucks swags and pleats
his table napkin


easywriter101@gmail.com

Tim Gunn and Andrae
Rendevoux at Red Lobster
Santino is wicked

Oh holy hell, email is: heelgrrl@yahoo.com

(I thought you could fingerprint us!) :-)

some of these people
don't know to write haiku
count syllables much?

Two questions:

When does this contest end? and, can we use the haiku we posted way back when you first proposed this contest?

Because, if so,

Anorexic girls!
Don't fall* off PR's runway
in those stilettos.

Where's Andrae? Is he
making it work with Tim Gunn
at the Red Lobster?

Had I a Lifetime
I could not give you enough
Bravos for Runway.

Rally! Make it work!
Tim gives us words to dress by,
Every season.

[More to come.]

email: mojosmom15@earthlink.net

TLo and PR
A match made in Web heaven;
Morning fashion fix.


centra3k@yahoo.com

Tim Gunn, I blame you
enticing me on to view
Lifetime. So uncool.

Project Runway time!
Something to look forward to
Sick of 8th graders

~Sara (tinkerbellhon@yahoo.com)

One day you are in
And the next day you are out
Capricious Runway


iambilljr@msn.com

Chiquita, Duchess,
the Teutonic Titwillow;
let's judge the judges!

centra3k@yahoo.com

Big hot tranny mess
A phrase made obnoxious by
Miss Siriano

Andrae Gonzalo
Cried for forever over
His nasty-ass jeans

"The Clothes Off Your Back"
That challenge was just plain mean.
Heidi, you sadist.


Lilia - indierockgrrrl@gmail.com

Overrate Christian?
How many syllables does
he need to say "Fierce"?

Coffee filter dress,
Fabulous Chrysler Building,
Dress made of peat moss.

(einglehart@aol.com)

Daniel V. sassy
A motherfu##ing walkoff!
Work it! Make it work!

Andrae? Little lamb?
Where the hell is my chiffon!?
What happened Andrae?


For this post and #9 -
kelldubois@gmail.com

Cut sew judge what else
All days just the same until
Cut sew judge get auf'ed

mariavii@yahoo.com

Princess Puffy Sleeves
SissyBear, Raminator
Gays with cute nicknames

~Sara (tinkerbellhon@yahoo.com)

Austin Scarlett "Pretty,"
Flounces, bows, Bo-Peep repeats
for weddings or drag.

Chris March Wonder Man!
Velvet, safety pins, and hair--
Monkey suits with flair.

Vote 4 Wendy please!
Plotting scheming and a mom?
...Made for RTV!

(and now, my train has arrived! bye!)

Lilithcat said...

When does this contest end? Let's say Monday.
and, can we use the haiku we posted way back when you first proposed this contest?
Absolutely, darling.

Next great designer?
Lighten up, it's just fashion!
PR: A favorite

Create a chic look,
Innovate, and remember:
What would Tim Gunn do?

Out-there contestants
Designs great and snarkworthy
Fashion crack for all

Mattea (e-mail: matteabeth@yahoo.com)

Favorite words by Klum;
Ba na na Republic and
I'm sorry you're out!

Who will sponsor now?
Banana Republic or
Macy's or Bluefly?

"Please don't bore Nina",
Gunn guides Angry Peanut while
drinking from "slut" mug!

So many moments
Daniel Franco, where'd ya go?
See him on Lifetime?

Gosh, so many fun moments, this is hard, fun, but hard!!

XOXO,
Lemniscus4@yahoo.com

Doggie style challenge
Happy birthday, dear Bradley!
Keith so saved your ass.

Lilia (again)

(I'm assuming "style" is one syllable. If not, doggie=>dog.)

Avuncular Tim,
Peers over glasses at Wendy;
Don't defend that shoe!

centra3k@yahoo.com

Oh, no, I have to fix something!!!

Avuncular Tim,
Peers through glasses at Wendy;
Don't defend that shoe!

centra3k@yahoo.com

Tim Gunn is the rose
While the rest are mere petals
And sometimes the thorns.

Jubilee Jumbles,
fleurchons, rosettes, whatever;
Angela Keslar


oh this is much more fun than work.

centra3k@yahoo.com

Where would Bravo be
Without St. Tim and the rest?
Without a paddle.


centra3k@yahoo.com

Prom Dresses, Flowers
Candy Wrappers, Wrestlers
Creativity.

~Sara (tinkerbellhon@yahoo.com)

I'm not creative enough for this contest! How about this:

My name is Lauren,
So give me that Lauren dress.
You know you want to.

(If you can't be creative, shamelessly beg.) Here's an ode to my lack of creativity:

Were I on Runway,
I would probably make some
Serious ugly.

How do I Runway?
Martini, up with a twist;
Bring it on, poodles!

centra3k@yahoo.com

Little black dress for
Running errands and car pool
Laura B is fab


Chris's runway like
Living in the monkey house
Looks nice, if stinky

Christine

cmanal@lsuhsc.edu

Here's mine:

Challenge is done, but
before you laugh, remember
Heidi has to ‘Auf’.

e-mail: machaira@gmail.com

Oh Christian, my love,
Why does it have to be "fierce?"
Your tagline irks me.

amandack (at) gmail.com

Oh why can't I be
The flourshon'ed camp counselor
At Jub'lee Jumbles?

Vincent berates crew
Screams about his dry cleaning
Proj Runway classic

That's a lot of look!
Don't bore Nina Garcia!
Frankly, I'm worried!

Chloe wins it all
With upholstery dresses
Fashion furniture

ptrap555@yahoo.com

Do not say Lifetime
is taking over; that is
proof of a cruel world.

-Kara Lang Guminski

Vic-tor-y-ya needs
To stop bad mouthing Tim Gunn
What a fricken bitch.

Michael Kors laughs like
Pope in a strip club over
Bedazzeled spandex.

Bad hats and crying
Cannot stand it anymore
Please send Ricky home.

Tuscanqueen at gmail dot com

PS. Agnes Gooch should win.

However, if you must know, my email is kguminsk@umich.edu.

-Kara Lang Guminski

Zulema Griffin
Model walk-off rocks Parsons
Still auf, Shatangi!


iambilljr@msn.com

Uncle Nick and Kayne
a rainbow made in heaven
I would buy that dress.

kguminsk@umich.edu

We love the dresses
We love stitching and bitching.
But we NEED Tim Gunn.

Laura Bennett is
Absolute Divinity
She is my Bhudda.

kguminsk@umich.edu

Who knew that the French
Hate blue couture gowns so much
That they throw les ouefs?

Designers cruise Seine
Drinking champagne and laughing
At Vincent's madness

Vincent grosses out
The American public
"It turns me on"...Ick!

ptrap555@yahoo.com

Oh, my email's potogurl2002@yahoo.com

Oh Daniel Franco
Off in One but back for Two
The phoenix dies twice


iambilljr@msn.com

Will it still be good,
When PR moves to Lifetime?
Stay tuned, we will see.

Here are my entries:

Hot men and drama
PR, do the Gays savor
Does change mean straighter?

Nina, you bi-atch!
Shredding to bits, yet so right!
You hottie mama!

Kors looks fab in black.
He told her she was dowdy.
How did she get in?

Klum once was there too.
Now she returns the favor.
All are out but one.

Here's a serial:

The wrestling divas
How to clothe and make it work?
Go to Spandex House

The runway begins
Deep orange man laughing hard
Bad swimsuit, Ricky

Tranny ice cream mess
Pink fluffy titscrepancy
Blue hot shorts okay

Black leather and lace
But sparkly green leopard wins
Sissy Bear takes it

Note: some people in my region of the country pronounce 'orange' as "ornge" like it's one syllable instead of "orange" with two. I use two.

hopniskipni@hotmail.com

Thank you to Runway.
It inspired our Rungay.
That was a good day.

my ode to the footnotes:


John, Bonnie, Stacey
Katherine, Mario, Starr,
Kirsten, Simone - Who?


iambilljr@msn.com

Last one - I promise:


Opera, baller
Remember Carmen Webber
Don’t! She was auf'd third


iambilljr@msn.com

In a cocktail dress,
fabulously glamorous,
Laura Bennett RULES.

I don't write haiku,
For a free bag of shampoo.
But for a dress? Yes.

Emmys? Such bullshit
Amazing Race? Survivor?
Bah! RUNWAY, bitches!

email: freewermadmin@gmail.com

Our little lamb said,
Where the hell is my "chiffon"?
But he meant "charmeuse"

On "Project Runway"
Heidi, Michael, and Guest talk
But Nina decides

Poor model Rachel
Tim Gunn called her Gumby Legs
Yet she kept her cool

Nick made a pink suit
Though Daniel made it work well
Kors asked, "no pockets"?

Both are dressed in black
Yet one has more orange skin
Joan and Michael Kors

Atlas Apartments
Make your dress from the contents
Keith sewed up the win

Keith: "I did not cheat --
Who put those books under there?
I still would have won."

Harrison Detroit
Reads the name on Jeffrey's neck
In flowing black ink

sewing siren at 1:48 PM

Hooray! LOVE it!

Has Project Runway,
soon to be seen on Lifetime,
fin'lly jumped the shark?

(bjooks@insightbb.com)

If Sewing Siren doesn't win, I'll send her some shampoo myself!

Sewing siren, that's a damn good haiku!

This doesn't measure up to that, but another entry:

In judging Runway
and Colombian toughness,
Nina Garcia is queen!

(tashkent99@yahoo.com)

Nina speaks the truth
“Aesthetic’ly NOT pleasing”
Santino’s dreams die.

Dresses of corn
Empire State inspiration
Season one was best.

Wendy admit it
You know who drew the mustache
Your split persona

-Tim

(email tennisttw at yahoo dot com)

Few more from me:

Emmett McCarthy
Slowey was not kind to him
Dowdy AND vulgar?

Pam Grier and Michael
Knight's design won the challenge
Nazri in hot pants!

I remember way
Too much from these four seasons
Of "Project Runway"

Merde! Sorry guys, I forgot the essential 5-7-5 rule of Haiku on the last one. Haiku and accounting don't mix...

Christian said Fierce first
Tim absconded with it when
Christian stole Hot Mess

-Liesl
slyride@hotmail.com

Do not bore Nina
Or you will hear Heidi say
"So that means you're out"

Drive a new Saturn
Win one hundred thousand bucks
Design your future

L'Oreal Paris:
Enough with the "smoky eyes"!
Learn new makeup tricks

Sixteen contestants
Next great fashion designer
Watch "Project Runway"

@aol.comSewing Siren by a runway mile!!

Bill's Phoenix very close - but I do think- no offense - that the
dress would look better on Ms S.

It's very soignee
Very mother of the bride
That crotch is insane!

Why do you do that?
Why does she do that a lot?
Klum hates Amanda

Santino makes girls
Look like insane German deer
Nina not amused

Pepper goes postal
Kid's picture is defaced
I wish I'd done it!

ptrap555@yahoo.com
(I can't stop!)

Uncle Nick was first
To make 'fierce' work, Little Puff
Yours is mimicry.

Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead (but I can't).

Ferosh or Hatter?
Who wins the Levi's challenge?
The guest judge matters.

Kara Saun steals shoes
And steals Gucci dress idea
Jay knits for the win



ptrap555@yahoo.com

Fashion denies this:
The cutting edge of shallow.
Tim Gunn is my zen.

My previous entry left out email: hardboiledmysti@aol.com

Damn you straight to hell,
Nancy O'Dell! Now Wendy's
In the final three!

(Still bitter.)

Okay, I'll play:

Judge Malandrino
"Mon Dieu, my womb recoil'd"
Toss him in the Seine!

Midnight at Parsons
Machines humming quietly
Crazy Brit sings loud

Dresses for Sasha
Santino's pooping feathers
Don't wear the pink shirt!

Last one (for a while?):

Overlock machines
Why are they always breaking down?
Sabotage, I think!

(tddmarketing@aol.com, also responsible for "td" posts at 1:58, 2:18, and 2:40.)

Oh Shoot, that SHOULD have been:

Judge Malandrino
"Mon Dieu, my womb just recoil'd"
Toss him in the Seine!

ptrap555@yahoo.com -- your haikus (2:49 PM in particular) are GREAT!

A conspiracy:
Why am I never
Home when they air "Project Jay?"

Seriously, I've never seen it! :(

Oops! That was supposed to be:

A conspiracy:
Why am I never home when
They air "Project Jay?"

Flock of Seagulls Hair
Ruffled Organza Collars
Someone who is Fierce.

Whoops, NouveauZenBoho@aol.com

I can't stop:

Uli's Doggy Fun
Music haunts my waking dreams
Floating sea breeze prints


iambilljr@msn.com

Fabulous Fabric,
Paper,plastic,trash and glue
Makes me say, More! More!

Elisa spit mark
Polymorphic FAH! Swish! Bliss!
That's some crazy shit.

iambilljr@msn.com

Poor Jack Mackenroth
His puffy face auf'd him, but
Puffysleeves wins it.

tom@kcdrm.com

Well, I'll be damned if this isn't as addictive as PR itself. An improvement on my last try:

In judging Runway,
Nina Garcia is queen.
Boring duds be gone!

I just hope some spammer isn't combing the site for addresses....
tashkent99 at yahoo.com

Poor TLo! Reading
all these haiku, instead of
dissecting Runway.

A story in haiku:

Lovers Tom and Lo,
One boring day, decided
To blog Bravo's show

Called Project Runway.
Little did they know when they
began, that women

And men, too, would flock
To their blog in numbers vast
to bitch and gossip,

Snipe and criticize.
But also, laughing, enjoy
this pleasant pastime.

Talking of Tim, (and
dreaming of him, too), Heidi,
the Teutonic queen,

Michael, another
queen, of a different sort,
and mean queen Nina.

What a way to spend
our time when work is boring!
Thank you much, TLo!

Who could resist them?
When they ask us, please, to help,
("Vote her 'in' or 'out'.

Sarah Jessica,
Anne, or Nina, or Debra"),
we participate!

"She's in!" "No, she's out!"
"What help is this? Please decide!"
Project Rungay's IN!

(see previous post for email)

Sick of Vincent's 'tude?
Bitchslap that nut 'til he's blue!
Angry Peanut, too.

Alright this is it (for today)

Runway's star, who knew?
Silver fox with eyes of blue.
Tim Gunn, I love you.

The hot tranny mess
Described by Princess Christian
Miss Wendy Pepper.

Austin floats on clouds
Chiffon and silk and floral
Lip gloss and hairspray.

Women are like cars
I am Rob the designer
Women are like cars.

Andrae does not have
I wish I had Daniel V's
Laura's is bright red.
(hair, if you couldn't tell :~))

that was fun!
jmaxel@comcast.net

A few:

1)
Cute, awkward Bradley
Octopus out of water
Sad to see you go

2)
Pretty Allison
Where the hell are you from, hun?
Your accent was odd

3)
Oh Malan Britton
Creepy cackle Dracula
Mysterious, love

4)
Little Heidi Klum
I love me some bagels too
Strawberry cream cheese

-Sara

(oidcbyrdoi@comcast.net)

#1

She is out to hurt you,
Shotgun earrings are dangling
Fear Wendy Pepper.

#2

Welcome to Laura's.
Leave your coat at the front door.
Have some turtle poop.

#3

Jillian Lewis,
Curtsying and overalls,
lifeless face staring.

love,
brett
mint_arrow@yahoo.com

Teutonic Priestess
Orange Ready-to-wear God
Do not bore Nina

Fabric and Findings
Stitching princesses galore
No unfinished hems

edit to haiku #1 (which I love)

#1

She is out to hurt you,
With shotgun earrings dangling
Fear Wendy Pepper.

Haiku on Tim Gunn
Needs one final syllable
To "make it work".

email: qaqaq@puzzlers.org

So, what does Lifetime
Plus Project Runway equal?
A hot, tranny mess

fauvist_fly@yahoo.com

Some of these are wonderful! Okay, here are mine:

Slips, heels, hair - work it!
This is a contest for you,
too. Where is Morgan?


You have till midnight
Here's ten bucks, now run to Mood
Auf weidersehen, dear


Be innovative
But don’t go over the top
Hair: out. Corn husks: in.


Scandals! Keith - a book.
Robert, drunk, falls on his head
Laura says, “J’accuse!”


awemail@verizon.net

big sleeves, human hair
titscrepancies and draping
project runway rocks

fauvist_fly@yahoo.com

jubilee jumbles
The laughter of season three
Oh poor Angela

-Becca

rebecca@saltzmanproductions.com

Need more Runway Toons
Funny, Creative Drawings
Alex! is the best


(heartofdixie1980 at yahoo.com)

La Nina judges
With shiny hair and a smirk.
Fabulous chica.

Lynn.Favin@gmail.com

kaynebow connection
magical sissybear tour
chloe in the wind

email: nsolsonjd@msn.com

Bad Mommy's red hot
Fabulously Glamours
Can she adopt me?

krissy.hraha@gmail.com

This is my Haiku titled....J

whiskered and rotund
chain smoking with fug hoodies…
he needs his own gay

much love, Rachel

altorachel@gmail.com

Many designers
Compete, but only one wins --
Each six months or so


Blogwhores write haikus
Desperate as designers
No Lexus for us?


It can get cutthroat:
"He's just a pattern maker!"
"She can't even sew!"


awemail@verizon.net

Nina Garcia
Fashion Director of Elle
Magazine no more!

Is it very fierce?
Princess Puffy Sleeves has won
OWNING THE RUNWAY.

Ah my dear Chris March!
Make us a phone antenna
so we can call out!

Costuming is fun.
Good to see my fellow kin
On Project Runway.

The Divas are back!
All I see is leopard print.
Is SissyBear there?

Tim Gunn is a god.
He saves us from bad clothing.
Impeccable man!

We're going to Mood
To get some crazy fabric.
Try to make it work!

- Kanna.dono@gmail.com

Human hair at hem,
Chris emerges with his line.
Tim Gunn nearly faints.

Christian comes to play.
Clothes designed for stick insect.
Hair from weed whacker.

Fierce, tranny, so fierce.
The one straight man per season
Token, should be gay.

Phouka(at)kc.rr.com

The mannequins speak:
Hey, you hot tranny messes,
Don't run with scissors!


centra3k@yahoo.com

Sixteen contestants
Not one can make a man's shirt;
What's the next challenge?


centra3k@yahoo.com

The best PR fun
Is reading you and Tim Gunn.
The gays tell it straight.

Beautiful Kara,
Hideous glued-on jumpsuit;
Santino is in?


sorry for all these one-offs ...

centra3k@yahoo.com

Pants down, Emmett shrieks:
Here's your "too much tootie," bitch!
No court would convict.


blazingsun at excite.com

Lifetime, why oh why
This is not about women
Murdering their ex

email laurel.wall@gmail.com

Make it work Lifetime
Sainted Tim will take no less
I predict hot mess

No way in Hell I'm entering this contest!
At least 20 winners already!
Agnes Gooch--
Ding Ding Ding!
Fabulous!
Bill--
As always-- hilarious!

I (very luckily) write for a living & I know I won't rate!
Fight amongst yourselves, Bitches.
I'm rootin' for all y'all!

Oh Gosh! A haiku?
But I am not so clever
As the likes of you!




meeverett@comcast.net

Heidi: it looks cheap
no. ha ha coming from you
get new gays dearie

umbrellas, garbage
saving us all from the rain
but not as a dress

The cry that echoes
Is "Where the hell's my chiffon?"
The answer's unknown

nhmh97@yahoo.com

Is it really true?
I can win an Emmett dress?
With just a haiku?


meeverett@comcast.net

Andre wants to know,
"Where the hell is my chiffon?!"
I have it right here!


meeverett@comcast.net

I want Tim Gunn to
be my gay uncle-- this
is my simple dream

kguminsk@umich.edu

Nee-Nah Gah-See-Ah
Slowey can't hold a candle
to delicious bitch

kguminsk@umich.edu

I can not do math
But EMC2 is fierce
So give it to me!

What TLo dislike:
gladiator shoes, mismatched
boobs, minnie mouse gloves

e-mail: keylimegrl@yahoo.com

It's a Santino!
Asthetically pleasing?
Nina will vomit.
----
Fleurchons at random
my dress is being attacked
arrest Angela!
----
i picked emmett first
so get off the bandwagon!
he is fabulous!
----
i know they're not winners but this is fun anyway. :)

Liz
mcprincess31@yahoo.com

Flowing Gossamer
Strands on water, wind and rain;
Jump, Little Princess

NouveauZenBoho@aol.com

Lupe Lupe Lu
Lupe Lupe Lupe Lu
Opus of her Work.

NouveauZenBoho@aol.com

Crazed Designers Sew
Nina's bored, Tim is worried.
In or Auf, bitches!

Fierce Runway designs
Like the Pope in a sex club
Elisa made WHAT?


(franchocolate@hotmail.com)

Swish fah woosh!
like the Pope at a Sex Club
Sweet merciful crap

(joanhunt[at]gmail[dot]com)

Wise man shakes his head
Hand cups chin - a frown - a sigh
Crushed contestant wilts

Jay defends himself
"Didn't take that bitch's dye!"
Had to be Wendy

nhmh97@yahoo.com

Project Runway fools --
these bitches rip them to shreds:
Tom and Lorenzo

[aletta@mindspring.com]

Kevin Johnn drew on
the mysterious moustache
Wendy Pepper's wound

[aletta@mindspring.com]

PR and Tim Gunn
Such durm und strang on Lifetime
A hot tranny mess!

jviggh@yahoo.com

Oh, I do want that dress!

One queen did ask, then
Where the HELL is my chiffon?!
And 'Runway' was born.

:]

Commander_Bananafana@hotmail.com

Runway or Rungay
is never a bor-a, just
give us more Laura!


Serious ugly.
Quilted Extravaganza.
We call them fleurchons!


Red Lipstick and Heels
Our Favorite Bad Mommy
That's our girl Laura



(kajohn3620@aol.com)

Anne Slowey decried:
"Entirely too much tootie!"
EMC2 aufed

[aletta@mindspring.com]

leg jut, head toss, hold
to that pose. a sewer's whim
culls from your strong kick.

oops! my e-mail is themeparksareawesome@gmail.com

Correction:
Pepper goes postal
Daugther's picture is defaced
I wish I'd done it!

And additions:

Let us not forget
Kara Janx the Kiwi Gal
Bad caution tape dress

Christian and Maddy!
Brown turd potato sack dress
With lace and sparkles

Tara gets a dress
From our bestest gay Kayne
Before her Trump ruin

An alien lands
Malan Breton from Taiwan!
Log dress his demise

ptrap555@yahoo.com

like sweaty wrestlers
they wrangle, but with fabric.
snip, cut, tuck. thread luck?

themeparksareawesome@gmail.com

Producers: we're sick
of uniforms. Don't make us go
postal. Think: The Met.

themeparksareawesome@gmail.com

Nina likes little
Kors tries to stay relevant
Heidi goes both ways

First entry:
Project Runway is
A fierce, hot, tranny mess. So,
Let's watch it, shall we?

Second entry:
Take the first letter
Out of the winners' names, and
it's J-C-J-C.

(wesleyquai@yahoo.com)

Be it wool or tulle,
Rami drapes. Chiffons or crepes,
Yet again he drapes.

~~~~~~~~~~

She picked calico...
Hoops and flounces, time to go?
The fatal blow "chip".

"A haiku traditionally contains a kigo (season word) which symbolises or intimates the season in which the poem is set." -the all to reliable wikipedia...

and thus...

#4

Elisa's Summer...
Staining the shit out of a
Nice fabric with grass.

mint_arrow@yahoo.com

"A haiku traditionally contains a kigo (season word) which symbolises or intimates the season in which the poem is set." -the all to reliable wikipedia...

and thus...

#4

Elisa's Summer...
Staining the shit out of a
Nice fabric with grass.

mint_arrow@yahoo.com

I love this contest!!

#1:
Race for the blue jeans,
scissors and sewing machines,
only one hour left!

#2:
Four seasons of bliss
with runway madness each show...
what on earth is next?

#3:
Every season
fashion is reinvented
so go make it work!

(I'm assuming you guys pronounce "every" with three syllables, by the way.)

Thanks for the opportunity!
Ashley - Ochs005@aol.com

“Make it work”, said Tim
Moodz. Broken threads. Hanging threads.
But, where’s Andre? Jay?

It looks cheap, she says.
White shoes, black tights, too short skirt.
Tim is tongue tied. Andrae?

The contestants fold
Drape, pleat, dye, even hot glue--
Project Rungay RIPS.

"Lighten up, it's just
FASHION"-- Victorya Hong
Should take this advice.

Rami drapes those sheets,
Christian horizontal pleats--
Keith? Well, he just cheats.

Mrs. Seal looks like
Refugee from the 80's.
She should fire her gays.

Mistress of cruisewear
Turtleneck and spray tan--Kors:
Duchess of Orange

Nina Garcia
Needs a hot oil treatment
In, oh, the worst way!

virulentstrain @ yahoo . com

It's too M.O.B
I see far too much tootie
Don't bore the Nina

slee@stars.sfsu.edu

I am now obsessed
Counting all my syllables
Thanks, TLo - bitches!!


meeverett@comcast.net

princess puffysleeves...
jillian...rami kashou
who's the real sell-out?

tom.jesse@sbcglobal.net

Reposting with my email address in case you think this kicks as much ass as I do. Come on, appreciate real haiku! :-P

Wise man shakes his head
Hand cups chin - a frown - a sigh
Crushed contestant wilts

senorpantalones at gmail dot com

Humming Sopranos
All the way to Jersey
The day you are auffed

rjs2108@columbia.edu

over done fashion;
alot of wickity wack;
makes judges crazy.

A titscrepancy,
Oh the horrorifying shame,
you think that looks good?

Tammy -- tlb82175(at)yahoo.com

Oh kittens, your contest is driving me to distraction! I'll add these in, not necessarily because they're going to win, but I NEED to get this out of my system before I sit down to some very serious work today.

1) Austin, a mix of
Quentin Crisp and Saint-Laurent,
wowed us with corn husks.

2) Heidi-the body
your pregnancies do not skew.
Lucky bitch are you!

3)Same-old, same-old in
Robert Best's signature style.
Nina, bored, won't smile.

4)Santino's crazy;
too much making shit with glue.
Where are you now, dude?

March Hare Tea Party.
Leopard skin cinches the win.
Human hair... despair.

Mighty Morganza
Kevin's swimsuit destroyer
Oh, how we miss thee!

The clothes off your back
A cruel choice for Kristen
Should have used the scarf

Poor Malandrino
Endured Vincent's creepiness
Loved seeing him auf'd

Sissy Bear can't run
Producers are sadistic
Wowed us anyway

calvsusi@verizon.net

Ode to my lack of understanding of a certain season 4 episode:


Divas episode...
Spandex House and leopard print?
Chip in a chip way.

Are those who watch the
WWE
your demographic?

I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but it bothered the shit out of me.


"Models, it's also
A competition for you
As well." REDUNDANT!


I can't stop thinking in haiku!!

Beautiful Kara
Hideous glued-on jumpsuit;
Uncle Nick is auf'ed?

centra3k@yahoo.com

Runway Season Four ...
Ferocious Couture, Pocketgay;
Models, no eating!

centra3k@yahoo.com

In the soft grass sway
The Red Lobster duo drinks
As Santino sings

Wrestlers bow when Tim
takes center ring, he commands
their tits and spandex

Tattoed lady smokes
Ya Ya sneers, "Do things my way!"
SweetP turns MeanP

Kit Pistol quaffs beer
(party girl with hat and sheers),
Makes Ya Ya mad --yay!

Spandex was her foe.
Feathers and rhinestones? Oh no!
Sweet P had to go.

Daniel, lion
with a secret roar, snorting
at Santino's song

easywriter101@gmail.com

TLo.... put these in a small chap book on Lulu.com. Sell it and give the proceeds to charity. Our own little "PRG give back."

xx
K

Pale white feet in sand
Tooling in a new Saturn
Can I hitch a ride?

Talk about your bitch
Talk about your bitch slap, girl
Talk about your bitch

Iman is the queen
Navy gown kind of crappy
Bowie's heart attack

Men in underpants
Lounging on their unmade beds
Aufing Day today!

BrianB

bbulkley@stny.rr.com

I am a model.
Not a pincushion, you creep.
Ouch! Now I’m glued in.

Seasons come and go.
New divas, catch phrases
Rungay gathers us.

This uncertain Spring
Foreboding and hope abound
In Runway limbo.

Chiffon light as leaves
Who will go to Bryant Park?
You should cut and cry.

anne(at)edison-albright(dot)com

Gah! Two quick edits:

Punctuation:

I am a model
Not a pincushion, you creep.
Ouch! Now I’m glued in.

And syllables:

Seasons come and go
New divas and catch phrases
TLo gathers us.

anne(at)edison-albright(dot)com

Shit. Just got fired
Cause I was doing haiku
Instead of my job.

Summer winds blow in
Chris's monkey house of fur
Portend being auf'd

Chip in a chip way
Birds nest Scarlett O'Ha-Wa
What was she thinking?

Daniel V. dresses
Nordic warrior woman
"Rip that dumb patch off!"

Somewhere over the
Kaynebow, Miss America
Is getting plastered

ptrap555@yahoo.com

There was a contestant from Nantuket.....oops, sorry, got confused with my peom type. Here we go.

Ms Scarlett struttin'
So fierce in Jay's postal wear
Work it skinny bitch!

Sharon
sandsbloss@aol.com

Ok, if we are a bitter old queen who doesn't do drag, can we just get the money instead of the dress if we win first place?

I'm late to the party. :-\

Nina Garcia.
Please her aesthetically,
Or endure her scorn.

Michael Kors. His skin
Is a peculiar color.
Orange...the new black.

Behold Heidi Klum!
All her taste is in her mouth.
What's she wearing now?

If Tim Gunn was straight,
I'd marry him tomorrow.
Alas, no. Poor me.

A menswear challenge!
Runway's most dreaded words bring
lack of shirt, good TV.

amandack (at) gmail.com

Our SissyBear runs
To get to the fabric, twice
Stupid Producers!

heartofdixie1980 at yahoo.com

#1
Hey Magical Elves
Heidi's lines are really old
please rewrite the script

#2
Nina's fly-aways
always gleam under the lights
she should cut her hair

#3
if that Michael Kors
says the word "vulgar" again
I will lose my shit

#4
planets will align
if Tom and Lorenzo were
invited to judge

badmarina@gmail.com