Enough with this Lifetime sturm und drang! Put on your best Dorothy Zbornak bitchpants and LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
Here's Heidi at Nickelodeon™'s 2008 Kids™ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion in Westwood, California.
Fire your Gays.
Not Your Gays.
Oh, it's certainly not the worst thing she's worn in public and we get that the Nick events are usually pretty casual as celebrity events go, but the whole look feels a little off. First off, we're just gonna say it and you can all hate us for it: She's getting a little long in the tooth for this look. Yes, she has an amazing body, but that doesn't mean she should be dressing like a slightly slutty teenager with low self esteem and poor color-matching and accessorizing skills. Seriously, those shoes are awful with that outfit. And what's up with those sleeves on that blacklight poster of a shirt? Are they mismatched or is one of her arms much bigger than the other one and we never noticed before now? And finally, we're just not loving the bangs no matter how hard you work them, girl.
[Photos: Frank Micelotta/Mazur/WireImage]