Thing one: The T in T Lo has picked today to end his 20-year smoking habit. Weep for him.
Thing two: The Lo in T Lo is neck deep in work projects and has been for the past...oh, 4 months or so. Weep for him.
Thing three: Both T and Lo are beside themselves because their baby is - as we speak - having her womanhood removed and the place is eerily quiet without her and we're both terribly on edge because she's never been away from home.
Weep for them.
And now you know why we haven't come up with another fabulously witty post today.