Meet AUSTIN!
He's a flamboyant wedding dress designer with his own quirky sense of style!
Meet JAY!
He's a sarcastic, struggling fashion designer trying to launch his line in the cold hard world of New York! And he smokes!
Together, they're FASHION BITCHES! An all-new reality TV series coming this Summer only on Bravo!
Watch these two outrageous queens struggle with life, love and career in the hard-edged, unforgiving world of high fashion. WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY: Tim Gunn as the wise mentor and Wendy Pepper as the crazy upstairs neighbor!
Yes, it's laughs and drama galore as our two career girls try to "make it work!"™
This Summer, only on Bravo!
Watch What Happens!™
57 comments:
haha i love it id watch, but theyd have to have some dog too. and robb has to be their landlord
OH.MY.GOD. That is so funny!!!!
You bitches are hilarious. Oh, I would SO watch a show with those two. They are fabulous!
"APPEARANCES BY: Tim Gunn as the wise mentor and Wendy Pepper as the crazy upstairs neighbor!"
ROFL. Best show ever!
That last picture is hilarious. You bitches did it again. I can't stop laughing.
"Together, they're FASHION BITCHES!"
LOL. Oh, all the meltdowns, the breakups, the cat fights...I LOVE IT!!
Those two together are complete television gold.
Hahahaha. They should definitely have their own show. They are so funny together. The last scene was hilarious.
Ha. Is that Austin wearing a necklace? He is fabulous!
The "catfight" is my favorite moment from S1, and you girls captured it perfectly. How you brighten up my day!
I'd watch anything with these two queens. They're the best.
seriously - this would be a GREAT show! i really wish they'd do it.
What a great idea! Instead of That Girl it will be modern day - Those Girls!
With special appearance by...The PRGay boys! The catty friends from across the hall.
It just AMAZES me that this hasn't already happened. The ratings would go out the roof.
oh i love it love it LOVE IT!! i am jumping up and down and clapping my hands and smiling and laughing with joy and . . . oh shit, i realized i am austin scarlett!
I LOVE IT!!! Too bad Mr. Roper isn't around as the landlord.
That would be awesome!!!
If they did do this show I'd stop bitching about my $100 cable bill!
It could be followed up by "The 35D Boys." Must see tv!
Actually don't you think that they would do better as a re-make of the Mary Tyler Moore show with Austin as Mary. He's thin with perky hair and has that oh Mr. Grant aire about him.
Jay is the PERFECT Rhoda, struggling, creative, wears big head scarves. Tim is the blend of Murray and Mr. Grant and Wendy is Phyllis, a bit crazy and noone has seen her husband.
Now a good name....
Can we sign some kind of petition??
"The Odd Couple" for the new millennium!
As an aside, that first picture of Austin looks uncannily like Hermey the Misfit Elf from the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special. I'd love to see a side-by-side...
I think it's a great idea. Bravo? Are you there?
Oh my goodness....MARRY ME YOU GUYS!!! Can Malan be their love-child?
since you guys are all buddy buddy with tim gunn, maybe he can pull some strings (or bravo execs) and make this happen for real?
just imagine the ratings!!
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Please come to Arizona to explain to my coworkers why I laugh my ass off every afternoon.
I can see this happening. This is better than half of what they have on the tube right now.
is that a fleurchon on jay's hat?
This is so freaking funny. I look at the pictures and read the text and cannot stop laughing. Brilliant, guys!
"Together, they're FASHION BITCHES!"
That is PRICELESS! ROFL. It take one to know one, you fabulous bitches!
F'n A. Kick ass show. I'd watch that in a heartbeat.
Vanessa would have to promise to drunk crank call the guys though, and talk loudly as she does.
You boys are absolutely hilarious! I've been reading this blog for a few months, and I laugh out loud many many times. I totally agree! These "girls" should have their own show. Its just amazing how funny and witty they are.
OMG, it is a fleurchon. I'm going to pretend I didn't see it though.
I love the suggestion that the PRGayBoys be the next door neighbors. They could be the Statler and Waldorf of the new millenium!
Aww, that first picture!...Austin is adorable, isn't it? He is so gracious. I love him, never get tired of looking at him.
the Mary Tyler Moore/Rhoda thing is killing me!
That would be the greatest possible thing to fill in the time when Project Runway and Top Chef aren't on. Another hit for Bravo! Surely Andy reads this blog and will pass on the idea!! You two could be associate directors/producers, as well as having a recurring role!
I love Austin. He wears his emotions on his sleeve. No guessing what that dahling man is thinking.
As for Jay, his mouth is delicious. Who else could spout all that outrageous stuff about himself and others while smoking his saviors and still come across as a fan fave?
Oh, I so love rewatching Season One!
I would SO watch that! I think it's bloody brilliant.
people. seriously. someone in this crowd knows how to write up a proposal and submit it to bravo.
seriously. this would be FABULOUS and to have T&L as the neighbors? geeeze, i'd wet myself. it would HAVE to be hysterical and precious and darling.
who among the poodles can do this?
I think they're both hilarious. Season 1 is so much more fun and by far more colorful with them.
Blech. Does Pepper le Pew really have to be in the show? I couldn't handle another season of her - even in such a fitting role.
What macasism said. I laughed until the tears came out over that "fight" scene. I would so totally watch a Jay & Austin show. Obsessively. How I wish Bravo would follow up on your suggestion.
Fabulous! It would be the gay version of The Simple Life reality show starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
Indeed - Mary Tyler Moore show and who could be Phyllis.....Thoughts anyone? What about Ted Baxter...and they could all work at a hip fashion magazine. Dear lord the wonder of it...
"and robb has to be their landlord" (alfred)
I thought Rob would be their mailman! (heehee)
"Actually don't you think that they would do better as a re-make of the Mary Tyler Moore show with Austin as Mary."
LOL! Or... Jay & Austin as Laverne & Shirley. Of course, Tim Gunn & Michael Kors would be Lenny & Squiggy.
--Gotham Tomato
Hmmm...How about Austin as Samantha; Jay as the first Darren; Tim as the second Darren; Wendy as Mrs. Kravitz; and NinaGarcia as Endora?
--Gotham Tomato
...Then again...there's Tim & Austin as Rob & Laura Petrie.
We could go on...
--Gotham Tomato
I said the same thing to my little sister when we watched this episode a few nights ago.
You cannot go wrong with these two.
I think we need to add Kayne to the mix....
"Once upon a time, 3 little boys wanted to be fashion designers, and they were each given very difficult challenges.
But I took them away from all that...and now they work for me. My name is Tim." {insert Charlie's Angels Music here}
I'm hooked
yep, I was thinking Laverne & Shirley, too... love it!
fantastic. i love it!!
Ummm......no thanks. Both of them have undeservedly outlasted their fifteen minutes of fame. I'd rather see a sitcom with Tom and Lorenzo with special guest/whacky neighbor Laura Bennett Shelton! haha
That would Rock. I think it could be a new Odd Couple-esque show on Bravo.
Oh you are not kidding! You nailed it!
And special appearances by those zany guys from the coffee shop tapping away side by side on their laptops and dishing out free fashion/love/life advice while sipping Carmel Machiattos: The Project Rungay Duo. :D
I would SO tune in to that show. Bravo..are you listening???
(for some reason blogger wouldn't let me sign in to make this post but yes it's me, katiecoo;) )
Toooo f'n funny! I love the idea of Kayne being added, but what about Rober Best, too. Oh wait....they could have a spin off show of their own. Someone asked who could play Ted Baxter....how about peanut Sebalia...and lest we forget the Betty White character played by Angela, of course.
"John said...
I'd rather see a sitcom with Tom and Lorenzo with special guest/whacky neighbor Laura Bennett Shelton! haha"
I'd watch that even if it was Pay Per View!!
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