Vincent: When I think about this dress I touch myself.

Friday, August 18, 2006 by

Oh, what the fuck is he still doing here? That...thing was so godawful "art school project, circa 1986" he should be embarrassed. "Avant gawde," Vincent? Puh. Leeze. If you'd slathered her in glue and thrown her in a dumpster, you would have gotten exactly the same effect.

As disturbing as this garment was, it didn't come close to the discomfort we felt when you expressed your deep and abiding love for it. For the record, what exactly did you use to stick all that paper on her? Just asking.


He is totally giving himself the subtle "press down" there. Disgusting.


"I see that come out and it turns me on. It's what matters. It is bizarre and that's what I like. It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. It's awtsy, very awtsy."


"I'm gonna hurl."

28 comments:

AJ said...

Oh dear god, I'm LOVING the Buffalo Bill reference!

You guys are a little bit of perfection, you know...

Ashley said...

That SOTL reference is priceless.

BigAssBelle said...

"what exactly did you use to stick all that paper on her?" eeeeewwwwwwww

and nina's expression is PERFECT for this dress.

you guys are a little bit of perfection.

Anonymous said...

The Nina at the end is great.

Embeedubya said...

The dress got him off. Hmmm... The man is so fortunate that there's always somebody worse. He's going to end up in the final four for just that reason. Get used to it. That's when he'll finally run out of people who screw up more than he does. Then he can fade away with his dresses and a supply of tube socks.

Anonymous said...

U guys R FAB! luv the snark, how about doing a pic of last weeks Vencents "A Clockwork Twiggy"?

katiecoo said...

Snort!

Why didn't the judges remark on those bizarre points sticking out of the top of the dress. Had she actually succeeded in falling down, she could not have only put out her own eye, but possibly even Michael Kors' at the same time. Those things looked like some kind of ancient martial arts weapon extending from her breastplate!

Anonymous said...

his model looked AMAZING though. she's beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I thought Vincent's dress was fine. It was graphic and risky, which is something the judges obviously value over pleated and unattractive to the female body.

It was tattoo man that got ROBBED.

Anonymous said...

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told."

OMG! I'm laughing and shuddering at the same time!

dpaste said...

"My name is Wil E. Coyote, super genius."

Anonymous said...

Why was Alison kicked off instead of Vincent? Check out NY Daily News' Daily Dish column:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/444382p-374229c.html

No, not the part about Lindsay Lohan, look all the way at the bottom:

"Which reality contestant who just got kicked off the show was targeted over a more deserving deportee because the program's hostess hated her so much?"

The Enforcer said...

DAMN IT! Justin beat me to "It puts the lotion in the basket!" but I can add, "Or it gets the hose!"

Fuckin' A! You guys are such a crack up! My fiance also asked what Vincent had used to get the paper on that dress...I believe he used the term "baby batter".

Nina's face at the end of the post is just hyserical, darlings! LOL all damn day at this one!

Gigi said...

OMG, you guys are hysterical! Poor Nina. No wonder she's so cranky all the time.

Anonymous said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

hahahaha

YES!

vincent creeps me out

yikes

yawningdog said...

His dresss looks like Kandiniski threw up on it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe its me, but what really gets me is the fact that the model seems to be waering HER OWN BRA! First the tights in the dog challenge, now the bra. Next time, vincent will just make the hats... he loves hats.

katiecoo said...

Not just her own bra Ian. Her own SPORTS bra!!!!

::::shivers::::

Jay Stark said...

I fully expected Vincent to lick his top lip while staring at Nina. It turns me on... slurp...what are you doing later?

Anonymous said...

Conceptually, Vincent and Alison were the winners because they were the only ones using the inherent aesthetic potential of the recyclables. The others tried to make the materials looks like something else. I thought Vincent's dress looked like a Joan Miro painting and Alison's reminded me of Issey Miyaki. If her dress fitted the model more flatteringly, Alison would have stayed. Kayne remained only because of his previous track record. Every time the challenge stresses "innovation," it's always the most mundane designs that are lauded by the judges.

Anonymous said...

It looks like his model wants to hurl, too.

Anonymous said...

too bad he is the worst designer but has the prettiest model.

Anonymous said...

I really don't like thinking about Vincent being turned on. It's very disturbing. Especailly after seeing his ass.

Anonymous said...

MOE GREEN! GODFATHER! Exactly. Thank you thank you thank you, I could not put my finger on it since the season started.

Now someone just shoot him in the eye, ok?

Anonymous said...

Too perfect. He grossed me out so bad when he kept exclaiming how his 'dress' 'Get's me awwfff!' Ewww! And the still of Nina with the perfectly matching caption is genius. You rock PRgayboys!

Anonymous said...

its AWTSY!

more like "its awful, very awful!"

was he trying to mummify his model, maybe with a modern twist?

Anonymous said...

what was more freaky was that he said "it looks like a child's drawing" before that. uh....children turn him on...?




creeeeeeeeeeepy...

TLo said...

That is funny social-glare.