The Secret to Keith's Success.

Friday, August 04, 2006 by



[Screencap: Project RunGay]

17 comments:

shirlnutkin said...

... and (as a friend of mine has commented & yip/yapped with me through the course of this season's PR) - don't forget another book, perhaps, ..."tips & pitfalls for jude-law wannabees" ... BTW, totally love your blog!!!

katiecoo said...

Is this what you mean by the very gay perspective? Is it some kind of Xray viewing ability you have to read what is under the scenes? Or in this case, under the titles they "wanted" us to see.

Just what I needed...one MORE reason to be addicted to this blog.

:D

Bob Speck said...

Of course you forgot the second edition of " Cutting Patterns While Rolling on Blow....Made Easy" with a new forward by Calvin Klein.

Anonymous said...

aaaah hahahahahahahaha.

Sweet fancy Moses! *snort* That's right, I snorted. And now there's diet coke everywhere. Thanks for that.

TLo said...

Of course you forgot the second edition of " Cutting Patterns While Rolling on Blow....Made Easy" with a new forward by Calvin Klein.
We're pretty sure you can find that one under Vincent's bed.

TLo said...

kate: excellent! If we don't ruin at least one keyboard or monitor a day, then we haven't done our jobs.

Bob Speck said...

To heck with what's under Vincent's bed. I want to know what's in his closet.

TLo said...

Is this what you mean by the very gay perspective? Is it some kind of Xray viewing ability you have to read what is under the scenes?

No honey, it just means we're a couple of hardcore bitches.

The Enforcer said...

Of course you forgot the second edition of "Cutting Patterns While Rolling on Blow....Made Easy" with a new forward by Calvin Klein.

Oh sweet lord, that's f*ckin' funny...
Ruined keyboard/monitor tally for this post: 2
=D
Loving it!

Anonymous said...

Doesnt the fact Keith has a *boyfriend* (refer you to his post-elimination interview) makes the whole "feeling up Tara Conner" even weirder ?

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that he's the type of guy who'll do anything to get where he wants.
I mean, the man is talented...what a waste!

Anonymous said...

I think Angela has a copy of "Quilting Granny Circles" under her bed

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there also a copy of "Fag-Haggling...How To Bargain Your Way to Fabric Store Discounts"?

Hanje Richards said...

Toooooo funny. I am dying laughing here!

Anonymous said...

Love the book titles!

As for Keith's groping Tara Conner - that was seriously creepy, especially since this was a total stranger (to her) doing it! I'm surprised that she didn't smack him ... heh

katiecoo said...

"Hard Core Bitches"

Don't ever change.

Anonymous said...

And we just cannot forget The Magic of Buttons.