Judging Robert Harshly.

Saturday, August 05, 2006 by


"Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore."


This isn't happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!




"Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we're done taping, I'm running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let's be best friends forever!"

[Screencaps/Illustration: Project RunGay]

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! OK, as of this post, I can no longer deny my love. You guys are officially my studly online gay boyfriends. I hope you're up for the job, because I demand only the highest quality bitchery and snark!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, per usual. I also loved Roberts reaction when he whispered "Ouch!" under his breath.

Anonymous said...

You guys have captured his essence! LOVE your blog!

TLo said...

Our mothers will be very pleased to hear that women are proclaiming their undying love for us.

Confused, but pleased.

Anonymous said...

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

The swan crown is the best part.

Anonymous said...

haha... good stuff.

Bob said...

I have slowly but surely fallen in love with you guys. Photoshopping Barbie's head onto Heidi is just the icing on the cake.

Continue to be the snarky bitches you are!

Anonymous said...

ROFL. I have to agree, you guys are FANTASTIC!!

Anonymous said...

LOVE this blog. It's a must-read for every fan of the show. Thanks, guys.

Anonymous said...

You've slayed me with this post.

Man, I wish someone would make an animated gif of Robert's "Ouch!" face.

The Scarlett said...

Here is Robert going 'ouch.'

Anonymous said...

This is freaking hilarious. You guys just keeping getting better and better.

Anonymous said...

SNARF!

Greaaaaaaat... more diet coke on keyboard.

I'm totally gonna get fired for short circuiting keyboards if you guys keep this up. I need like a tarp of something.

TLo said...

Okay, we have to be honest. We're not normally the type of people to laugh at our own jokes, but we were doubled over for a good ten minutes after posting this.

It is now our life's mission to make "Sparkles and Starshine!" the latest hot catchphrase.

Unknown said...

I'm dying laughing over here!!!

You guys are too hilarious~ blog comedic relief on P-Run banter at its best.

Anonymous said...

friends forever!
friends forever!
friends forever!
friends forever!
friends forever!
friends forever!
*fades....*

Anonymous said...

I assure you if I were drinking something, it'd be all over my monitor. Sparkles and starshine? Yall are killing me!! <333Kait

Anonymous said...

Jesus tap-dancin' Christ I almost fell out of my chair!

Would you two please consider being part of my online gay harem?

I wonder if Robert was thinking about "My Little Pony" during the dog challenge . . .

~Ninjarina

katiecoo said...

Hey, which one is Heidi?

Anonymous said...

OMG. You guys are so hilarious. I was crying from the effort of trying not laughing outloud in my cube.

Anonymous said...

we need to be best friends now.... it's been nearly a week & this still brings tears to my eyes.

hurry up and get an rss feed already so we can all subscribe to you!

Anonymous said...

This is my new desktop, the entire lot of it.

Again. Brava.

Anonymous said...

um, i just peed myself.