We hope you have a great one, you fabulously glamorous bitch! Let's go shopping on 5th, expose our sternums, and fuck with shitheads!
You can leave the kids at home.
Happy Birthday, Laura!
Wednesday, August 02, 2006 by Author
We hope you have a great one, you fabulously glamorous bitch! Let's go shopping on 5th, expose our sternums, and fuck with shitheads!
You can leave the kids at home.
14 comments:
ROFL...Oh my God, I'm gonna get fired.
Oh, you better believe the kids aren't coming on this trip!
Happy Birthday Laura! Can I have a piece of your suitcases? Maybe a small inside cosmetic bag? To celebrate with you? Make a wish!
Happy Birthday Laura!
Only you could take the Joker meets eating disorder cum Mommy Dearest look and make it all 5th Ave glam.
~Ninjarina
Laura has been among my favorite designers from day one. I love her classic style.
And I fucking love this blog!
I kind of think that Laura is the patron saint of this blog. Her proclaiming herself 'fabulously glamourous,' well, to quote that great thinker Ivanka Trump, "It just works for me."
And, you know those kids aren't coming. She'd have Nanny take them to Dylan's Candy Bar to get their sugar fix on while she avoids carbs like the plague.
I LOVE Laura - she absolutely makes me want to run around with my sternum exposed. And you guys are a hoot and a half. LOVE your blog.
I wish you had used tiny vials of Botox instead of candles. Mee-OW.
I just wish Laura would dig through her suitcases and find the blouse that goes under those dresses. I am sick of looking at her bony chest.
Laura is my woman.
Laura is my heroine. She is alternately scary, funny, assertive, bitchy, or downright stunning. I love her style.
Her bony chest, prominent clavicle, and droopy boobies are at least two decades older than the rest of her.
You go girl! I'm rooting for you and Kayne.
Damn, you bitches are worse than we are!
Whoever doesn't love a woman who described Angela's style as "..a full tilt boogie Angela-quilted extravaganza of puff" has some serious issues.
Give that woman a Reeses or a cheeseburger.... girlfriend you gotta eat something, or cover that shit up. Not glam in my eyes - but I'm lovin her style shit!
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