Diane Von Fabulousberg

Saturday, August 12, 2006 by



There's absolutely nothing bitchy we can say about this woman. If she sprouted little wings and took to holding a sparkly wand, she couldn't be any more of the perfect fairy godmother for us. We just want to get some big fluffy pillows, lay at her feet and ask her to talk about fashion. She's perfect.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just please don't show a picture of her in hot pants.

That's all I'm saying.

Anonymous said...

with a name like von furstenburg, how could you not be fabulous?
sounds so fancy-schmancy

Anonymous said...

Diane and hubby Barry Diller parked their boat (navy cruiser) at the end of the pier in PTown over 4th of July just in time for the Flower's pier dance. Did anyone see her at the A House?

BigAssBelle said...

pretty feisty for 58.

LauraK said...

Remember, she WAS married to a bona fide Prince. She is the genuine article.

Brilliant and Embittered said...

Oh I know, michael! She's like a fabulously glamorous version of Lloyd Bentsen:

"I knew Jackie O.

Jackie O was a friend of mine.

You bitches are no Jackie O!"

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, yes.

I'f I'm ever forced to grow up, I want to be just like her.

Anonymous said...

Amen, brothers. Let the record show that I want to be buried in a DVF wrap dress.

Anonymous said...

fritter - what a cute name!

It was said already here, but may I concur - this is one classy lady. And I do mean Lady with a capital "L".

Bring her back as often as possible.

The Scarlett said...

I think Barry Diller feels the same way about her that you two do.

Exactly the same.

Pavlina said...

I hear you Kate, I would be a happy corpse. I love, love, love DVF. She is my idol.

Jeff said...

I agree with Pavlina - this woman can do no wrong. To this day her wrap dress is a classic. Even my mom the houswife looks good in the Ross knock-off versions.

James Derek Dwyer said...

DVF is the bomb.

TLo said...

LOL. "Even my mom the houswife looks good in the Ross knock-off versions."

That is funny, master j.

Anonymous said...

She IS Robert's fairy godmother - it's rather fitting. Somehow, that reassures me that there is some order in this increasingly entropic universe of ours.
~Ninjarina

katiecoo said...

You boys are so classy.


(now please direct me to the Bitchery)

Anonymous said...

And she saved Robert's ass from Michael Kors and Nina Garcia, too.

Anonymous said...

DVF's effortless grace and to-the-manner-born class must have caused the other judges to run home and call their plastic surgeons, thinking that would help. She's unmatched.