Use your pepper spray, Tara!

Sunday, July 23, 2006 by


Wow, could she be any more uncomfortable?
Look at how she's sitting. Kick him in the balls, Tara!

He's so intense, little round mirrors are flying out of his head.


"But I thought you were a fairy!..."


"I think your legs are so important.
They're gorgeous!"

"Okay, I have a gun in my purse
and I'm totally not afraid to use it."

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally dug Keith's move, only wish I could have been Keith's hands. Also liked how Tara never lost eye contact with Keith, I guess when you're getting groped you want to remember the perpetrator's face.

Jeff said...

No no no no - he is so flippin
C R E E E E E E P Y

TLo said...

We just don't get the whole "Keith is hot" thing. He looks like a cross between Ted Bundy and Lee Harvey Oswald.

Andiyana said...

*shudders* I was just watching the show and felt violated by Keith's Miss USA feel-up.

I've read people saying Malan is creepy, but at least he didn't grope the client.

Anonymous said...

it made me want to be on keith.

mamasan said...

keith looks like jude law crossed with a rat - you want to want him, but ultimately, you just can't. she should have tasered him. little fried rat-keith.

Anonymous said...

Ew, he totally felt her up!!