Tara and the dress.

Sunday, July 23, 2006 by



Yes, Tara wore the dress. She looked FABULOUS, and she finished as 4th runner-up. Too bad her walk sucked. Congratulations again, Kayne!

Miss Japan was the crowd's favorite. The bitch answered her questions in like 10 languages. Everyone was impressed. She was SOOO robbed. I bet Miss Japan is going to curse the judges in all the languages she knows.


Miss Puerto Rico won with her slutty dress. She's gorgeous!


"Es un milagro de la Virgen MarĂ­a!!"

And then the bitch fainted. We kid you not.
More here.

[Photos: Yahoo.com]

11 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

You bitches are hilarious! (And bookmarked.)

Keep up the good work!

TLo said...

Thanks, guys! We're glad you like it.

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Anonymous said...

Hi guys,

I'm from Puerto Rico and that is fucking HILARIOUS! She would totally say that.

Anonymous said...

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TLo said...

Thanks again, guys! We're pleasantly surprised that anyone's reading us at all!

Alden V said...

Japan will get her revenge... she brought a samurai with her...

Anonymous said...

I think she's holding her hand up like that so all the horny men will know where to put the wedding ring. Slutty dresses are one thing, but you don't get more than one miracle from la Vierge Maria if you do it before the wedding.